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10 minutes ago, immamac said:

We have more than triple the viewers. They will be behind us and night crew. Some of you just don't understand how big the site is. 

Are you saying we're famous?

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9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Soon, motherfucker.

Franklin County, KY is also doing quite well compared to 2020, but still early (40% in)

Lexington burb.

Just now, Pancho said:

Still too early, but Harris is winning Hamilton County, Indiana (nawf of Indianapolis) by 2 with 65% of the vote in.

Turnip won this by 7 last time

I was about to make this same comment. In Kentucky, there's also Franklin County, where she's winning right now but it went for Trump last time.

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I miss the dude, but yeah, he'd longcat the fuck out of these threads. 

I was at the BOR meeting the other day and some heavy hitters in the txGOP were there and they shared their concern with ....

300 words later

So take it for what it's worth.

:D

 

Tonight we find out just how stupid millions of American are.  Democracy 

Which is the thread that’s gonna move “slow” with only official updates or whatever 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Soon, motherfucker.

They all know what’s coming for them. As I’ve learned from all the lawyers here, the wheels of justice grind slowly but mutha fucker, they do grind

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think it’s crazy that the entirety of our wealth can be managed from our phones, and multimillion dollar deals can be closed using docusign, but to elect our leaders we have to stand in line for hours or use the fucking mail. Annoys the shit out of me.

If we could vote by phone, Putin or Xi Jinping might be elected president. 

Just now, MissingInAction said:

Are saying we're famous?

 In-famous it's when you're more than famous.

Just now, texas08 said:

Which is the thread that’s gonna move “slow” with only official updates or whatever 

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Are you saying we're famous?

Well with the feds we are.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

I was about to make this same comment. In Kentucky, there's also Franklin County, where she's winning right now but it went for Trump last time.

Very likely these are early votes, but the nationwide trend has been early votes will be redder and E-Day will be bluer.  So will the margins increase?

Was Ann Selzer the true harbinger of the election??? 

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8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Does anyone else wish YGIFS was here? I think he’d be loving this shit

I am not generally a religious or spiritual person, but I choose to believe YGIFS has gone full Obi Wan and is doing his part from beyond the veil.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

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DONT LOCK IT AGAIN. 
 

or else I’d do nothing but stew. 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

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What in tarnations is going on in here?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

DONT LOCK IT AGAIN. 

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Just poured a vodka gimlet that was almost all vodka. I'm out of bourbon and had to watch the kid all day and didn't want to take him into a liquor store, so I'm going to order booze on UberEats for the first time. Let's get this done.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

Do wut

Just now, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

hot dish

Damnit Putin leave surly alone!

Just now, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

Why do all of @mdmost's yarns not show up and make me click on a "I'm human" page?

And yes, I know that I touch myself.

Gonna step out for a bit and get some dinner with the kiddos.  Crossing fingers I come back to some more good news.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

I don’t understand how people think this is ok and still support that fascist fuck. 
 

What does Russia have to lose with Fuckface losing?

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

Yes.

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

Did they call one on to this thread too??

Nm

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1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

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/csb my wife is the youngest of 6.  The next oldest sister looks like a prettier version of Bette Davis.  It's kinda distracting.

Who else has kids complaining about “news” being on TV tonight? Just me?

Thread that moves slowly with just updates?

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Why do all of @mdmost's yarns not show up and make me click on a "I'm human" page?

And yes, I know that I touch myself.

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