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18 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Yup. Now what? You think I’m a moron? You can’t imagine how much that hurts me to read.
 

Send a decent candidate out there and you wouldn’t have this problem. The fact that it’s even close should tell you everything that you need to know. She’s shit, more so than Trump. Guess it’s 4 years in Canada for you. Best book your flight now.

Go fuck  your mother 

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4 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

America fucking hates women.

not true at all.  but you gave us hillary and kamala.  kamala wasn't even elected by your party.

pick better women.

How do you even fight a civil war when we're all over the place geographically?  Texas is like what, 40% democrat?  How would that even work logistically? 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah well he's your president too cocksucker.

 Nope. He’s not eligible per the express text of the Constitution and I won’t pretend otherwise no matter how many of you dipshits do.

Harris closing in PA according to AP, 85% vote in.

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Guess what?  We will  all wakeup tomorrow hopefully and shit won’t be different no matter who wins to most of us….   Take a deep breath.  

Yes the majority of this board that is white and middle class will be unaffected. Plenty on this board and in your life will be affected in horrific ways. 
Thats the point here. 

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2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Guess what?  We will  all wakeup tomorrow hopefully and shit won’t be different no matter who wins to most of us….   Take a deep breath.  

This attitude right here is probably the number one problem with this country.  Tonight just made this country more dangerous for a lot of people across the world.  It’s indisputable.  But you and me and the rest of the white guys will be just fine I guess. So what are we complaining about? 

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

not true at all.  but you gave us hillary and kamala.  kamala wasn't even elected by your party.

pick better women.

Hillary and Kamala both had great resumes and big brains.

Donald Trump has a below-average intellect and he's a con man who came in with zero political experience.

Pick better women?

Be less of a fucking idiot.

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Just now, RabidM said:

How do you even fight a civil war when we're all over the place geographically?  Texas is like what, 40% democrat?  How would that even work logistically? 

It wouldn't.

It would look like an insurgency and from what we have seen of modern Civil Wars is they just go on forever and ever and never seem to resolve themselves until everybody is just exhausted. It wouldn't solve a damn thing.

4 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Civil War 2 by 2030? Yeah or no?

Probably on track for that regardless of who wins tonight 

 

Not going to happen. 

We'll be far more like Russia if this goes sideways. Authoritarian dictatorship, oligarchs raping us. Shit economy. Will be isolated from every developed Democratic country in the world. Lots of suffering. 

Rights basically completely gone. No civil rights. No Miranda. No burden of proof on arrest. 

That's where we are headed. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Nearly every statewide Dem is winning in NC except for Harris

 

Make it make sense?

She sucks

e: By she I mean the whole Democrat apparatus sucks, the number of fumbles was always there for everyone to see

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15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'll tell you that to your face sober. 

Take the L less hard.

How many STDs do you have now from fucking fat tortas? go fuck yourself 

4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Guess what?  We will  all wakeup tomorrow hopefully and shit won’t be different no matter who wins to most of us….   Take a deep breath.  

Agreed. 

But some of us also care about others who aren't us. 

I don't blame people for voting selfishly--we all do to some extent--but a whole lot of people just voted for some mythical eradication of inflation/taxes at the expense of a whole fuck load of vulnerable people.

Penn is nearing a miracle. its our only hope

 

3078 M trump

2908 Kamala

with 85% in

2016

Hillary 2.9

Trump 2.9

 

2020

Biden 3.45MM

Trump 3.377 MM

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6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


50.5% of the US population is female. They are all impacted. 

It’s literally one of the only countries in the world that has a fair election..   do I not agree with you on your single point?  Sure, I literally have a post about blind female voters that vote for Trump and how I think they are dumb still before.  I don’t know what more you want people to do?   

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5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Guess what?  We will  all wakeup tomorrow hopefully and shit won’t be different no matter who wins to most of us….   Take a deep breath.  

Nevaeh Crain and Josseli Barnica probably had friends and family that thought that when he won in 2016

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You're not a moron, you're just selfish.

If Trump wins, you will take delight in every story about him deporting somebody who was here legally (and unless your 100% Native American, you most likely had relatives who came here in not-so-legal ways). You will take delight in Republicans going after the LBGTQ folks, including members of this very forum. You will take delight in the Trump administration fucking over poor people, fucking up Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid. You will take delight in states prosecuting residents who go to other states for abortions, and in states restricting birth control, and nation-wide bans on abortion, porn, birth control, etc. in general.

Because none of that affects you.

Actually, some of that does impact ole Spanky. Which is why his vote shows abject stupidity. He voted against his own self interest. Idiot.

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Just now, Pancho said:

Nearly every statewide Dem is winning in NC except for Harris

 

Make it make sense?


Sarah Longwell with the Bulwark said that in states with shitty candidates (Robinson governor, Kari Lake) or abortion referendums that it  created a permission structure for moderates and traditional republicans (non-MAGA) to split their ticket down ballot but still vote for Trump. I don’t get it but it wasn’t something she didn’t expect. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Nearly every statewide Dem is winning in NC except for Harris

 

Make it make sense?

Are they men or women?

8 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Whoever it is needs to be a white male.  If anyone bitches, point to 2016 and 2024.  America fucking hates women.

Craziest thing is I think women voters are a big obstacle to electing a woman president. Tons of "trad" chicks believe leading a country is man's domain. Fuckin backwards weirdos. 

So, I expect the Trump administration to quickly consolidate power and purge non-loyalists… you know, the things fascists do.  Anything bad that happens will be the fault of the democrats of course.  The incompetence should be breathtaking though. 

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Ztejas and futureman being MAGA checks out

I’m tired and about to go to bed. Any idea if the Dems are favored to retake the house?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Nearly every statewide Dem is winning in NC except for Harris

 

Make it make sense?

That's happened all across the country. Idiots voted to keep rights protected by Democrats and voted to make the president an authoritarian fascist who will take all of those rights away. They'll complain like crazy when all social programs are gone and all our rights are stripped away. They won't have a vote to correct it then. They've wasted it today. 

Whatever this country is full of hillbillies that are racist and sexist I know and can understand that, but how is Kamala Harris not a good candidate? 

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Whatever this country is full of hillbillies that are racist and sexist I know and can understand that, but how is Kamala Harris not a good candidate? 


she wasn’t a thrice bankrupted reality tv huckster. Should have gone with Theo Von or some moron like that. 

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So when nothing happens with immigration including mass deportations since the corporate class relies on the labor will they be called out for their lies? No? Of course not. This country is despicable.

Honestly, they might if it tanks the economy for the foreseeable future.  It looks years of the UK economy shitting itself after Brexit before the light bulb finally went off and they voted to Tories out of power.

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Whatever this country is full of hillbillies that are racist and sexist I know and can understand that, but how is Kamala Harris not a good candidate? 

Well you see, she has a vagina and melanin.

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Whatever this country is full of hillbillies that are racist and sexist I know and can understand that, but how is Kamala Harris not a good candidate? 

Ignorance.

 

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I’m heading to bed. My kids are going to be so fucking upset.
I doubt I’ll get either of them back here, and that breaks my heart.
I’ve got about 10 more years of working. I’ll keep my head down, and make as much money as I can.
And then I gotta find someplace to go.
So be it. We aren’t the first empire to collapse in on itself, causing great pain in the process. We won’t be the last.
We’re not a great species. But then, we already knew that.
Get some sleep.
Tomorrow is another day. And a new fight. It’s just so damned tiring.

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To everyone saying "oh, you'll probably wake up tomorrow and none of this will matter." That's the fucking definition of white man privilege and fuck you for it. 

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Let's not eat our own faces.

We have to move forward.

There is no moving forward. Their express intentions are to make life miserable for people they don’t like. How do you move forward under those circumstances? 

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

She sucks

e: By she I mean the whole Democrat apparatus sucks, the number of fumbles was always there for everyone to see

I guess. I am not saying they were perfect or anything.

But the idea that the Democrats can just play perfect politicalball and get it done when the Republicans can have mobs storming the castle is hard to justify.

It feels like we have to be perfect and they can do whatever.

Anyway I have no ability to shape any political apparatuses. So I guess I am stuck with whatever it can accomplish.

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Whatever this country is full of hillbillies that are racist and sexist I know and can understand that, but how is Kamala Harris not a good candidate? 

 

what’s going to happen when she has her period ????

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Nearly every statewide Dem is winning in NC except for Harris

 

Make it make sense?

It really might be as simple as Americans are not willing to elect a woman president.

But it's probably a lot of other things, too.

Penn

3108 Trump

2942 Kamala

87% reported

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Just now, 'stache said:

There is no moving forward. Their express intentions are to make life miserable for people they don’t like. How do you move forward under those circumstances? 

Fight.

so it's looking like i may get some more fellow Texans as neighbors in CO then, right? 

well...we will need to have our own HHs/watch parties🤘Choppers is fun...but it's too crowded and loud as fuck. 

took my other half a xanax about 15 mins ago. had a good cry with my husband. at least he knows his country is capable of electing a black man. a woman...not so much. oh well. 

Pete has a penis, maybe that'll do the trick. lololol

you know, my husband didn't really want to move here, it was all my doing.

but tonight he told me how smart i was for forcing the move and how fucking grateful he was that we did it.

i'm avoiding my phone b/c i have nothing to say to console my niece...other than yes, she can move into my basement for six months until they figure out where to go from there. if i talk to her rn i'm not going to help her emotional state at all b/c i will lose it as well, and i'm afraid of what that might do to her. 

gonna be crashing here shortly. g'night. 

 

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ztejas and futureman being MAGA checks out

I don't think Ztejas is. But heck I can't read his mind.

Just now, dieucla98 said:

To everyone saying "oh, you'll probably wake up tomorrow and none of this will matter." That's the fucking definition of white man privilege and fuck you for it. 

What else can we do? Storm the Capitol?

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

There is no moving forward. Their express intentions are to make life miserable for people they don’t like. How do you move forward under those circumstances? 

How do you not?

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So, I expect the Trump administration to quickly consolidate power and purge non-loyalists… you know, the things fascists do.  Anything bad that happens will be the fault of the democrats of course.  The incompetence should be breathtaking though. 

Say hello to Kennedy as the new health czar. The consequences of that will be disastrous nationwide. 

There's no Mattis, Kelly, etc. to keep this idiot's worst impulses reigned in. It's going to be catastrophic to a level the idiots voting for him cannot fathom. Their suffering is the only thing that will warm my hands during my own suffering. 

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Not going to happen. 

We'll be far more like Russia if this goes sideways. Authoritarian dictatorship, oligarchs raping us.

But everyone has an AR-15, so the oligarchs better have their heads on a swivel, especially here in Texas ... so we have that going for us ... which is nice.

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

To everyone saying "oh, you'll probably wake up tomorrow and none of this will matter." That's the fucking definition of white man privilege and fuck you for it. 

That's true.

But sadly, it's also real.

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MSNBC analysts starting to concede.

I don’t know that we make it to 2024.

So I say we create our twitter, and send all of TexAgs’ political posts to their Black athletes 

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