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56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Your attitude is why masculinity feels attacked. You are epitomizing what I was referencing. 

That pussy doesn't have enough masculinity to get attacked. 

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1 minute ago, bangkok said:

then please enlighten me how she underperformed biden in just about every state?

she was an unprimaried, backup replacement after biden’s health deteriorated more quickly than jerry jones’ football teams.

she was gilbert coming in for injured colt.

you’re defending a candidate that got their ass kicked in embarrassing fashion by donald fucking trump as an excellent candidate?

wtf is wrong with you?

the topic is that we should have been better, and you arguing against that is a very weak position to take particularly after just losing an election as pivotal as this one seemed to be.

Are you able to hold two opposing thoughts in your brain at the same time? Based on your posting you appear to lack the ability. 

Do you understand the meaning of tamping voter turnout?

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1 minute ago, bangkok said:

then please enlighten me how she underperformed biden in just about every state?

she was an unprimaried, backup replacement after biden’s health deteriorated more quickly than jerry jones’ football teams.

she was gilbert coming in for injured colt.

you’re defending a candidate that got their ass kicked in embarrassing fashion by donald fucking trump as an excellent candidate?

wtf is wrong with you?

the topic is that we should have been better, and you arguing against that is a very weak position to take particularly after just losing an election as pivotal as this one seemed to be.

If you are arguing that we should have picked Cooper or Beshear I agree, but it was because of misogyny. I am just a realist.

Tulsa elected its first Black mayor. That’s all I got today. Like many I’ll likely take a CR break for a while.

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5 minutes ago, bangkok said:

then please enlighten me how she underperformed biden in just about every state?

she was an unprimaried, backup replacement after biden’s health deteriorated more quickly than jerry jones’ football teams.

she was gilbert coming in for injured colt.

you’re defending a candidate that got their ass kicked in embarrassing fashion by donald fucking trump as an excellent candidate?

wtf is wrong with you?

the topic is that we should have been better, and you arguing against that is a very weak position to take particularly after just losing an election as pivotal as this one seemed to be.

I think as far as skill, her campaign was much that Biden's.  But, she is neither white nor a man, so she did not get as many votes.  It is an indictment of the American voter.  

We need a thread on how to survive austerity, shock therapy, Musk will be the first to try to collect his prize, and Trump going full steam ahead with Project 2025 will show his cards on what he thinks about the next "election"

53 minutes ago, immamac said:

. I was never keeping any of that money. 

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If you are a civil servant and survive the purge, consider kissing the ring, we will need good guardrails

10 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Are you able to hold two opposing thoughts in your brain at the same time? Based on your posting you appear to lack the ability. 

Do you understand the meaning of tamping voter turnout?

You are looking at incomplete numbers right now.  The voter turnout is projected to end up really high.

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Just now, Underdog said:

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One thing I don't accept as a joke is accusations of taking the NIL money and using it for myself or any personal gain. 

I'm happy to show you all the books and the contracts and everything I have done above and beyond with regard to NIL. I heavily subsidize the program. It costs me more than season tickets for a BMD per year personally. 

Stop fucking around with me on this topic it's off limits and it's not funny  

Half of the demented criminal's previous officers of Cabinet level had the courage to face the blowback from Magatards and stated publicly that Dotard was totally unfit for office. Yet the newspapers of record in this country shrugged and said no big deal. (I just canceled my wife's nyt sub which she has for the cooking but fuck that noise, she'll have to deal.) This campaign was unprecedented in terms of the large political action committees funded by some of the wealthiest people in the world that were allowed to pump in unfathomable amounts of money AND coordinate with the campaign. 

Just now, immamac said:

One thing I don't accept as a joke is accusations of taking the NIL money and using it for myself or any personal gain. 

I'm happy to show you all the books and the contracts and everything I have done above and beyond with regard to NIL. I heavily subsidize the program. It costs me more than season tickets for a BMD per year personally. 

Stop fucking around with me on this topic it's off limits and it's not funny  

Good Lord. 

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Half of the demented criminal's previous officers of Cabinet level had the courage to face the blowback from Magatards and stated publicly that Dotard was totally unfit for office. Yet the newspapers of record in this country shrugged and said no big deal. (I just canceled my wife's nyt sub which she has for the cooking but fuck that noise, she'll have to deal.) This campaign was unprecedented in terms of the large political action committees funded by some of the wealthiest people in the world that were allowed to pump in unfathomable amounts of money AND coordinate with the campaign. 

The American people didn’t believe that.  And democrats way outspent republicans.  

So who's being emotional now? 

6 minutes ago, JBJ said:

You are looking at incomplete numbers right now.  The voter turnout is projected to end up really high.

 

We'll see. But trying to tamp down her turnout and driving up negatives. That's what the unprecedented amounts of money went for. But I'm not the one here saying she got fewer votes than Biden. I don't see that as key at all. 

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4 hours ago, Chopper said:

They weren't able to overcome all the lies. She ran a great campaign. You witnessed it. The media was against her because they think an incoherent, nazi with dementia will be good business for them. What we couldn't see was the effect of 7 (or was it 6) apartheid billionaires. Hopefully housing prices hold for 6 months to a year and I gtfo of this country.  

You actually believe the media was against Harris? 

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

The American people didn’t believe that.  And democrats way outspent republicans.  

Oh great please show me your numbers. 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Who wants to tell him?

 

They will find out soon enough when Trump gives Netanyahu the go ahead for the final solution to the Gaza problem... at least had a chance for a ceasefire before that point with Kamala...

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1 hour ago, 27-25 said:

So we can look forward to Trump presiding over the country's 250th birthday.

And the LA olympics

4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

You actually believe the media was against Harris? 

Well some of it was.

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You're being emotional.  GFL, you think I was serious? 

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Half of the demented criminal's previous officers of Cabinet level had the courage to face the blowback from Magatards and stated publicly that Dotard was totally unfit for office. Yet the newspapers of record in this country shrugged and said no big deal. (I just canceled my wife's nyt sub which she has for the cooking but fuck that noise, she'll have to deal.) This campaign was unprecedented in terms of the large political action committees funded by some of the wealthiest people in the world that were allowed to pump in unfathomable amounts of money AND coordinate with the campaign. 

Do you think the people that voted for Trump read the fucking NYT's or any other newspapers.   You have your head in the sand.

6 minutes ago, JBJ said:

You are looking at incomplete numbers right now.  The voter turnout is projected to end up really high.

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One thing that comes from this political polarization is it gets voters to vote. I think that is overall a positive. I hope they keep doing it.

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I'm as sick over this as anyone else in this thread. But I'm also feeling selfish-mean and downright ornery. So my attitude is FUCK the stupid masses who don't know what is coming down the road. This would include the non-college educated voters, the roofers, plumbers, construction apes, etc; also the arab-americans in Michigan who sat out the vote and their protesting allies in universities...in case you haven't figured it out, the Palestinians are totally fucked. They have always been history's biggest losers and they are about to lose whatever little they had left. The Orange Asshole already said that Gaza would make terrific beachfront property and he'd build a new hotel and golf course there, so maybe the arab-americans in Michigan and the protesters can help the Gaza palestinians relocate to....where?

Also, today my stock portfolio is doing remarkably well with the Dow jumping 1300 points; time to do some profit taking and plan that next vacation in Zermatt (or maybe I'll go to Lake Como...so many choices) and it might be time to buy that BMW 7-series that I've been pondering, because you know what...I'm a fucking well educated, well travelled person with a fantastic job     (that I work quite hard at) and expansive politics, unlike the rest of the MAGGOTS. For the rest of the illiterate masses who voted for DFT...fuck the lot of you; you will likely get a little bitty tax break but that will be wiped out by the rises in prIces when he imposses tariffs. I can afford these price hikes, I won't be needing an abortion, and if RFK bans vaccines, I can pay to get my shots. 

I'm super bitter because this country has treated my family and I very well, and I truly love it; today I weep for it. 

Now I'm going to continue drinking.

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Do you think the people that voted for Trump read the fucking NYT's or any other newspapers.   You have your head in the sand.

Maybe it kept Democratic voters home. I don't know.

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Do you think the people that voted for Trump read

 

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Zermatt (or maybe I'll go to Lake Como...so many choices)

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2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

You actually believe the media was against Harris? 

Yes because apparently unlike you I'm not a fucking moron. With Trump, you idiots take reporting facts as somehow being "against." With Harris they spun bullshit day in and day out. Where's her platform...then they ignore it. Don't demand anything from dotard while he RAN away from his. There's example after example, and I'm sorry it's too much for you to grasp. 

3 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Do you think the people that voted for Trump read the fucking NYT's or any other newspapers.   You have your head in the sand.

I think the NYT sets the agenda for the MSM in this country. I realize there's also a weaponized echochamber of media for braindead vermin such as yourself and the other magatards on this site. 

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I think the NYT sets the agenda for the MSM in this country. I realize there's also a weaponized echochamber of media for braindead vermin such as yourself and the other magatards on this site. 

We prefer deplorables. We also will accept garbage.  

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1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

We prefer deplorables. We also will accept garbage.  

 

Yes you are garbage. We agree. A lying sack. 

Just now, Chopper said:

Yes you are garbage. We agree. A lying sack. 

What lies?

17 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

Sitting in the L&D with my wife starting the induction process for our first makes for an interesting day today. 

Just wanted to say congrats and best of luck. Our first came into the world about six weeks ago.

They'll be growing up in uncertain times, that's for sure.

Rosen up in flames in Nevada. Kari Fuvkin lake… is very much alive in AZ. Unfuckingreal

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

What lies?

I asked you to back up your statement. Still waiting while you're posting troll stuff. Gfy. You're worthless and certainly not worth my time. 

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

I think the NYT sets the agenda for the MSM in this country. I realize there's also a weaponized echochamber of media for braindead vermin such as yourself and the other magatards on this site. 

LOL.  Here we go again.  Anyone trying to open your eyes to fucking reality is a "Magatard".  JFC.  Everything about your posting perfectly encapsulates how out of touch the average 'liberal' is and why the D's got fucking smoked.    Maybe you should pay attention when other D voters like me attempt to inject a little reality into your fucking echo chamber.   That you think the fucking "MSM" being meaner to Trump could have in any way positively impacted the election for democrats in the year 2024 is proof positive you are completely clueless.

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm not some piece of shit grifter. 

too bad for you, easiest path to presidency!

1 hour ago, linux said:

but 45% still love the orange misoginist.

I suspect a percentage of that percentage are themselves misogynists.  Not only is it, sadly, a common trait it seems, it's not one unique to men.

2 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

What lies?

Your weight in the 2024 Weight Loss/Exercise Thread. You’re rounding down. And you know it.

9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


No one seems to remember that a million+ people (1 in every 350 or so), needlessly died due to the Trump admin incompetency. I guess it was just Ma Ma and Pa's time to go to Jesus...

9 hours ago, linux said:

What drives me even more nuts is that Biden cleared that god damn hurdle, he will be remembered as Andrew Johnson the 4th worst president after Buchanon, Trump and the other pre civil war fool.

Biden didn't fare any better with COVID, there were actually more deaths by September of 2021 than in 2020 under Trump, despite Biden having the jab to start his tenure. It was a global pandemic, a suit in Washington wasn't stopping it, and it wouldn't matter who was in charge from the beginning. Those deaths were always going to happen.

https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/health/2021/10/06/u-s--covid-deaths-in-2021-top-2020-total

2 minutes ago, bluto said:

Rosen up in flames in Nevada. Kari Fuvkin lake… is very much alive in AZ. Unfuckingreal

Yeah well, this was a blowout.

I am terrified to see how this impacted state governments across the country.

3 minutes ago, bluto said:

Rosen up in flames in Nevada. Kari Fuvkin lake… is very much alive in AZ. Unfuckingreal

And Lauren Fucking Boobert won...this nightmare will never end.

43 minutes ago, linux said:

She was an excellent candidate, but we are a racist and misoginist country dude, I don't make the rules, I wish I did but we are betting on a losing strategy, even assuming 2028 is free and fair.

I think it's more like she was an excellent candidate for 2008 but we're in 2024 and there has been a paradigm shift in the wants of the electorate and the way that the electorate consumes media. 

10 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

We prefer deplorables. We also will accept garbage.  

Good luck against us. We're the enemy from within!

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2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Good luck against us. We're the enemy from within!

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Thing is, the republicans in our state are literally working on lists on trans people so they can keep tabs on them. Just like germany did with its "enemy within".

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Who wants to tell him?

 

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Anecdotal but I am from rural area(Milam Co) so I have a lot women on my FB feed that range from 25-55 and a ton of them are posting pro trump stuff today. 

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I'm not saying the Arab American vote was any deciding factor in the election.  But for people like this fuckstick to spike the football for Gaza today is truly mind bottling.  It's not that far from the undocumented illegal working a construction site in Texas high-fiving his coworkers this morning screaming, "Viva Donel!"

 

 

One very slight silver lining.  I greatly look forward to the endless posts on the upcoming  "I Can't Believe the Cougars Ate My Face"  thread.   It will be spectacular to read all the Trump voters pleading for sympathy and  Go Fund Me appeals as they deal with the fall out.   I will give absolutely no shits and may even have a few giggles.   ***(The fallout for the non Trump voting innocents will of course be tragic but that is gonna happen regardless at this point unfortunately)

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is my therapy. I have been in this community a long time. But let's be very, very clear. The board has been very tolerant of attacks on the female posters here, and that shit needs to stop. Do better. 

He would lose half or more of the traffic on this board if he didn’t tolerate the misogyny.

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