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#13101

what leadership !!!

REPORTER: What responsibility do you feel to the civil servants who have now lost their jobs? Many of them worked at the Dept of Education during your first term.

TRUMP: Many of them don't work at all. Many of them never showed up to work.

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#13102
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

what leadership !!!

REPORTER: What responsibility do you feel to the civil servants who have now lost their jobs? Many of them worked at the Dept of Education during your first term.

TRUMP: Many of them don't work at all. Many of them never showed up to work.

Horseshit like this is catnip for MAGA.

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#13103
5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Horseshit like this is catnip for MAGA.

 

real leadership ....

Mexico’s President declares start of nationwide census in all elementary schools to provide FREE GLASSES to every child who needs them. 

The program will also provide them with dental assistance, and weight and metabolic management.

#13104
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

real leadership ....

Mexico’s President declares start of nationwide census in all elementary schools to provide FREE GLASSES to every child who needs them. 

The program will also provide them with dental assistance, and weight and metabolic management.

Tried to find the photo from Eagle Pass, blacked out during the snowpocalypse, across the border showing an electrified Mexico, but my search skills suck.

#13105

Markwayne Mullin actually said tonight that "we were in a recession already with Biden but noone talked about it". LOL so now the Recession Trump is starting actually goes back to when Biden was in office, but nobody was talking about it ... not even MAGA during the campaign. OK Mark, or Wayne, or whatever the fuck it says on your trailer's mortgage paperwork.

Markwayne Mullin: Trump Has to Recover from Four Years of Biden Economy https://grabien.com/story?id=518366 (about 30 seconds into the video)

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#13106
3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, Greenland voted against annexation or similar by the US.https://www.politico.eu/article/greenlanders-say-no-donald-trump-key-election-independence/

Soooo, JD, you gonna listen to the voters, a majority of the voters?  Or is that only for disgusting right-wing minorities in Europe?

 

 

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Pro-business Jens-Frederik Nielsen — who has said Trump’s rhetoric is a “a threat to our political independence” — led the Democrats to victory with nearly 30 percent of the vote

not just no...

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Greenland’s most pro-American party, Qulleq, didn’t gain enough votes for a seat in the parliament.

...but hell no.

lol

#13107
10 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Like Zores? or Tsores? Trouble? 

He's definitely a paskudnyak.  

To be fair, I picked up most of my Yiddish from my friends who were from Brookline when I was at Bates.  And that was a looooooong time ago, so it's pretty rusty. 

TIL

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And, agreed. 

#13108
2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Tried to find the photo from Eagle Pass, blacked out during the snowpocalypse, across the border showing an electrified Mexico, but my search skills suck.

I wonder how much of their power comes from solar arrays, like Boquillas del Carmen, right across the river from Big Bend. They're extremely isolated on the Mexican side of the border, with the nearest town something like 3-4+ hours away, so they rely on their own solar array. They don't have much there, but sun's one thing they get plenty of.

#13109

No surprise that turnip’s former spiritual adviser is a pedo predator, is it?

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Robert Morris, the Dallas-area megachurch pastor who resigned last year amid sexual abuse allegations, has been indicted in Oklahoma for child sex crimes that date back to the 1980s.

Morris is a former spiritual adviser to President Donald Trump, and Gateway — one of the nation’s largest megachurches — has been particularly active in politics. In 2020, Trump held a “Roundtable on Transition to Greatness” there that was attended by then-U.S. Attorney General William Barr and other prominent Republicans.

Morris faces five counts of lewd or indecent acts with a child, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office said in a Wednesday evening press release.

 

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/12/robert-morris-texas-megachurch-indicted-sexual-abuse/

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#13113

Well played, Canada.  Well played ...

This is how Canada welcomes Marco Rubio : a tiny red carpet and a puddle of water. Welcome in the not 51st state, you MF.

 

#13115

Meemaw can just turn on 2FA or drive to the service center.  We at DOGE are normal people who have relationships with elderly members of our family. 
 

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#13116
NEWS: Judge Chutkan has granted a request by several state attorneys general for discovery on DOGE — namely the identities of DOGE personnel and the “parameter’s of DOGE’s and Musk’s authority.”

Perhaps the beginning of accountability and sunlight into this shadow presidency 

#13120
31 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Meemaw can just turn on 2FA or drive to the service center.  We at DOGE are normal people who have relationships with elderly members of our family. 
 

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Two weeks to roll this out, what could possibly go wrong?

#13121
31 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
NEWS: Judge Chutkan has granted a request by several state attorneys general for discovery on DOGE — namely the identities of DOGE personnel and the “parameter’s of DOGE’s and Musk’s authority.”

Perhaps the beginning of accountability and sunlight into this shadow presidency 

What I don't understand is how DOGE isn't being DROWNED by FOIA requests from news outlets, members of the public, etc.  It is unquestionably part of the US government.  It thus is subject to FOIA.  Demand.....EVERYTHING.

#13122

There was a time when this would have been a solidly conservative poem, but it is absolutely on point for Trumpian populism. 
 

As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true

That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

 

#13123

Just another example of our current disinformation climate. We've received quite a few lump sums from backpay for social security from the Social Security Fairness Act that was a bipartisan bill passed in December 2024 and signed by Biden on January 5th. 

We received a message from the operations department to let our customers questioning their deposits know that they're deposits that resulted from the "Trump Administration making changes" and nobody questioned shit about it.
 

#13124
59 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Meemaw can just turn on 2FA or drive to the service center.  We at DOGE are normal people who have relationships with elderly members of our family. 
 

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Also, most banks don't handle deposit changes for average consumers. We just put it in the account where the ACH designates it to be deposited and then allow you to move it from there. Basic facts wrong as usual. 

#13125
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Meemaw can just turn on 2FA or drive to the service center.  We at DOGE are normal people who have relationships with elderly members of our family. 
 

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The SSA Service Center that they just closed ten of? Nice.

#13126
20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I don't understand is how DOGE isn't being DROWNED by FOIA requests from news outlets, members of the public, etc.  It is unquestionably part of the US government.  It thus is subject to FOIA.  Demand.....EVERYTHING.

They are. They're simply ignoring them. 

#13127
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I don't understand is how DOGE isn't being DROWNED by FOIA requests from news outlets, members of the public, etc.  It is unquestionably part of the US government.  It thus is subject to FOIA.  Demand.....EVERYTHING.

Because of the legal shell game they set up. Ostensibly these people were hired into the US Digital Service and that was folded into the Executive Office of the President so it’s “not an agency”. A federal court only just ruled that DOGE is subject to FOIA

 

#13128

Great interview by Michel Martin during today’s Morning Edition on NPR. Edgar is unable to answer when she asks him to describe the “specific conduct the government alleges [Mahmoud Khalil] engaged in that merits removal from the United States.” During the interview she compares Khalil’s actions with Trump’s on January 6 and keeps pushing him to provide specifics.

http://DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar discusses arrest of protest leader, deportations

#13130
11 minutes ago, bluto said:

1798 Alien Enemies Act to be invoked, who we officially declaring war on?
 

Commonsensegovnia, Logicistan, and Democracydonia.

#13131
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

real leadership ....

Mexico’s President declares start of nationwide census in all elementary schools to provide FREE GLASSES to every child who needs them. 

 

I smell corruption.  Everybody knows that the Sheinbaum family is full of optometrists.  It's  practically the family business. 

#13133
3 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Well played, Canada.  Well played ...

This is how Canada welcomes Marco Rubio : a tiny red carpet and a puddle of water. Welcome in the not 51st state, you MF.

 

It's piss.

#13136
12 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Holy shit - I don't think this is going to turn out well for the protestors once the ICE brownshirts show up.

Who cares?  In fact, the more public violence the brownshirts commit, the better.  Make them be lawless fascists in the full light of day.  Because they won't stop at merely arresting these people (as is their right).  They'll beat them for fun, to make a point, to set an example, and to "teach them a lesson," all of which is outside what they are legally permitted to do.

Make fascists be fascists for the world to see.  It's an important step.  

#13138
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Local tour group

Yep.  Just tourists, checking out the sights.  Isn't that the "January 6th play?"  Peaceful tourists, just checking out an important landmark related to our beloved President.

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My dumb fuck uncle sharing a fake news story from something called the “Dunning Kruger Times” is a tad on the nose to be honest. The simulation may be glitching a bit. 

#13141
2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

My dumb fuck uncle sharing a fake news story from something called the “Dunning Kruger Times” is a tad on the nose to be honest. The simulation may be glitching a bit. 

Well, I laughed.  Huge props to whoever came up with that name.

#13143
15 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

My dumb fuck uncle sharing a fake news story ....

Is your uncle's name Sonny?

#13144

Surely DOGE will get to the bottom of the spurious flights to Cuba and put a halt to them post haste.

#13145
7 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:


I don’t care why - this is a good thing 

agreed. it's also funny. 

these people are legitimate idiots.

#13146
22 hours ago, Michael Knight said:
Donald Trump: "Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I am concerned. He has become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He is not Jewish anymore. He is a Palestinian."

 

That dude posts here as 956 Worldwide.

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#13148
5 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Well played, Canada.  Well played ...

This is how Canada welcomes Marco Rubio : a tiny red carpet and a puddle of water. Welcome in the not 51st state, you MF.

 

 

little marco !!!!

 

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#13149
23 hours ago, Michael Knight said:
Donald Trump: "Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I am concerned. He has become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He is not Jewish anymore. He is a Palestinian."

 

 

jesus was a palestine !!!!

 

 

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