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I don’t think him selling Teslas to those rubes is going to offset the other damage he’s going to do to the environment 

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29 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Non Maga needs to hammer these kinds of points. Always context the cuts of popular programs vs. the obscene wealth and excesses of the people making the cuts. 

 

get seniors out of those homes is a two pronged win - don't need meals on wheels and more housing available !!!!

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1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

I’m not sure I want to know what she’s thinking. 

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So if we protest  what surly legals are going to support?

Full legal backing.

Dropping a sign supporting Ukraine. If I get in trouble who stands up?

I can make a group. I want layers 

Or just talk? A banner over UT saying Somos.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Why, I had no idea that Pornhub was a Canadian held enterprise.

 

 

 

Hey now, Canada. Let's take a step back and talk.

2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’m not sure I want to know what she’s thinking. 

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She’s thinking about her, Donald, a 40 gallon drum of Mac sauce, and a weekend at mar a lago they’ll never forget.

9 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’m not sure I want to know what she’s thinking. 

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Soon?

9 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Why, I had no idea that Pornhub was a Canadian held enterprise.

 

 

 

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On 3/14/2025 at 2:46 PM, jimmyjazz said:

He looks like a sex doll.

He looks like someone that has sexy time with a sex doll.

12 hours ago, Red Five said:

Wtf? Your 7 is 1 all the way. 

Years later, jt’s dumb ranking system still throwing everyone off. 

21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Years later, jt’s dumb ranking system still throwing everyone off. 

Need a refresher -- what was jt's system and what was the alternative?

50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Need a refresher -- what was jt's system and what was the alternative?

Well, the correct way is moving left to right, top to bottom, ranking as you go. Easy 

The psychopath way--which I believe was jt's method--is to list your favorites in order by their position in the picture. So, in a picture with 5 people, a ranking of 4, 5, 2, 3, 1 would mean that the 4th person in the picture is your favorite, and the 1st person in the picture is your least favorite. Utter madness.

 

10 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The psychopath way--which I believe was jt's method--is to list your favorites in order by their position in the picture. So, in a picture with 5 people, a ranking of 4, 5, 2, 3, 1 would mean that the 4th person in the picture is your favorite, and the 1st person in the picture is your least favorite. Utter madness.

Mental illness is real.

12 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’m not sure I want to know what she’s thinking. 

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You know what she's thinking.

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17 hours ago, speed817 said:

The Pussygrab Dolls

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"A complaint of Karens"

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10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I can tell you that if Biden did the D version of that, it would be 1000000 times the story that this will be. It would have been the defining story of his presidency. 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I can tell you that if Biden did the D version of that, it would be 1000000 times the story that this will be. It would have been the defining story of his presidency. 

Yep. And this is just the first trial balloon for dotard. What will his next demands be for states to access emergency funds? Force them to open up state parks for development? "So it looks like you want a billion dollars to repair your towns  after (insert natural disaster here), huh? Well, Elon and his crack team at DOGE tells us that equates to about 150,000 acres of your nature preserve over here. Sign on the dotted line and you get your money."

Or does he get even more dictatorial and tell them they only get funds if they remove their D mayor, governor, etc., and force a special election where a MAGAt--funded by Musk--will take control?

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I can tell you that if Biden did the D version of that, it would be 1000000 times the story that this will be. It would have been the defining story of his presidency. 

“Biden withholding hurricane aid to red states” WAS a big story last year, and it wasn’t even fucking true.
54 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I can tell you that if Biden did the D version of that, it would be 1000000 times the story that this will be. It would have been the defining story of his presidency. 

But because this is Donald Trump, it gets lost in the miasma of reprehensible decisions.

Well done, America. You're doing great.

13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Why, I had no idea that Pornhub was a Canadian held enterprise.

 

 

 

Shits been banned in TX for a longtime already. Banning it nationwide won’t do anything. 

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Well, the correct way is moving left to right, top to bottom, ranking as you go. Easy 

The psychopath way--which I believe was jt's method--is to list your favorites in order by their position in the picture. So, in a picture with 5 people, a ranking of 4, 5, 2, 3, 1 would mean that the 4th person in the picture is your favorite, and the 1st person in the picture is your least favorite. Utter madness.

 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Mental illness is real.

The craziest part was that jt and the 2-3 others who were doing it that way were astonished that everyone else wasn’t- it was like when people who wipe their ass standing up find out about the rest of us. 

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But because this is Donald Trump, it gets lost in the miasma of reprehensible decisions.

Well done, America. You're doing great.

What a lesson to learn. Do enough awful shit in a day and there aren't enough hours/manpower to cover all of it. 

34 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

The craziest part was that jt and the 2-3 others who were doing it that way were astonished that everyone else wasn’t- it was like when people who wipe their ass standing up find out about the rest of us. 

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2 hours ago, austingirl said:

You know what she's thinking.

 

'im going to crush the buffet !'

Trump's destruction of the postwar USA hegemonic, pluralistic state is incredibly popular when combined with the economic numbers.

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Hell our own destruction of ourselves might be one of the most popular movements in our history if you look at it with shit economic feelings.

 

18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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16 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Goddamn, #2🤣

She is rocking those Betty Rubble sized pearls gifted her by her daughter of Confederate veteran grandmother at her debutant ball, doh

Trump's destruction of the postwar USA hegemonic, pluralistic state is incredibly popular when combined with the economic numbers.
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Hell our own destruction of ourselves might be one of the most popular movements in our history if you look at it with shit economic feelings.
 

It’s the era of cognitive dissonance. They realize the truth - every specific thing sucks. But they also have a religious belief in the divinity of Trump, so they simultaneously believe that trumps America is great.

No one can convince me that #2 isn't Jim Gaffigan in a wig.

15 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

No one can convince me that #2 isn't Jim Gaffigan in a wig.

If anyone goes "mushroom" and "hot pocket" I'm gonna lose it.

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If anyone goes "mushroom" and "hot pocket" I'm gonna lose it.

She wants his mushroom in her hot pocket but he is disgusted by her. 

59 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

O/U on when a judge gets killed?

 

 

 

Fuck Fox.

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

The craziest part was that jt and the 2-3 others who were doing it that way were astonished that everyone else wasn’t- it was like when people who wipe their ass standing up find out about the rest of us. 

Wasn't he a valet at the age of 40?

17 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’m not sure I want to know what she’s thinking. 

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20 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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1 Phil Mickleson's secret identity 

2 Marlon or Shawn Wayans 

3 10,000 year old vampire 

4 The matronly face of institutional racism 

5 Senile; earns a pass because she thinks it's the 1940s

666 meanest person in the world 

7 pretty but the product of too much Southern interbreeding among moneyed families; IQ of 80

#2 is Laura Linney at her absolute worst 24/7

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

O/U on when a judge gets killed?

Pinochet used to do this kind of stuff in Chile.

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This biscuit’s father is dying from embarrassment.

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Inspired me to check on one bad mother fucker, Roy Benavidez-Texas' own, Green Beret, Medal of Honor.  Fucking disgraceful.

The link, and the result:

 

 

 

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I guess it won’t be long before Fort Cavazos becomes Fort Hood again.

Elon Musk Shared, Then Deleted X Post Absolving Hitler, Stalin and Mao of Genocide https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/14/technology/elon-musk-x-post-hitler-stalin-mao.html

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Early on Friday, Elon Musk shared a post written by an X user about the actions of three 20th century dictators — then quickly deleted it after it sparked a backlash.

The post falsely claimed that Joseph Stalin, the communist leader of the Soviet Union until 1953; Adolf Hitler, the leader of the Nazi party in Germany; and Mao Zedong, the founder of the People’s Republic of China, didn’t cause the deaths of millions of people under their watch. Instead, the post said, their public sector workers did.

 

If anyone has access to the full story, please post.

1 hour ago, Tigersnake said:

#2 is Laura Linney at her absolute worst 24/7

Man, what do you have against Laura Linney?

34 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Inspired me to check on one bad mother fucker, Roy Benavidez-Texas' own, Green Beret, Medal of Honor.  Fucking disgraceful.

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What is the supposed justification for this? I mean, I of course know the real reason. What's the fake one? This has nothing to do with "DEI". 

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