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1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Wait, why do the dumbfucks hate the UK now? 

 

lib tears mofo !!!!!!

1 hour ago, TexPx said:

To bring it full circle for my fellow middle aged Horns, David Beebe was the lead singer for Banana Blender Surprise back in the 90s. Good dude, hung out with him last time I was in Marfa. 

 

 

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

My wife has been railing about how troops have seemingly occupied Marfa, according to reports she is hearing from the arts community there.

Maybe it’s an art installation

14 minutes ago, speed817 said:

He is one orange mofo....

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Is he.... burnt orange? I don't want these feelings. 

16 minutes ago, speed817 said:

He is one orange mofo....

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They just finished 69ing.

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58 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

trump missed his true calling as a used car salesman 

8 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Because of how absurd it is.  You think I believe This drivel?  Check my 900 posts in this thread 

Happened to check Sherry Walker.  Non-military, former United pilot.  Lives in The Woodlands.  Anti-vaxxer and general purpose lunatic.

She herself is a DEI hire.  Couldn't get a job as a pilot until 1998. https://ae4hf.org/?page_id=1529

And insists on calling herself "Captain."

Should we start referring to the pilots on here as O Captain, my Captain?  @DaysOff @Leeroy Jenkins

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12 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Because of how absurd it is.  You think I believe This drivel?  Check my 900 posts in this thread 

That's why I asked and didn't attack. 

If you're going to post stuff misinformation, please indicate you know it's bullshit and label it as such. Sure, okay, you knew it wasn't true but left it hanging out there without comment. Lots of lurkers read these boards, and posting something like that, again without any indication that you know it was absurd drivel, is just spreading the misinformation for some gullible idiot to read it.

Don't do that.

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Check your meter

Unchecked misinformation is one of the main ways we got to where we are today.

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That's why I asked and didn't attack. 

If you're going to post stuff misinformation, please indicate you know it's bullshit and label it as such. Sure, okay, you knew it wasn't true but left it hanging out there without comment. Lots of lurkers read these boards, and posting something like that, again without any indication that you know it was absurd drivel, is just spreading the misinformation for some gullible idiot to read it.

Don't do that.

How many posters are registered here?  10k. How many are minorities?  How many are minorities with a trans child?

 

you post however you want to post and I’ll post however I want to post. 
 

keep your orders to yourself. 

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Unchecked misinformation is one of the main ways we got to where we are today.

What? He’s clearly posting a stupid cunt who is a DEI hire complaining about DEI hires

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Something about the duality of stupid cunts

7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That's why I asked and didn't attack. 

If you're going to post stuff misinformation, please indicate you know it's bullshit and label it as such. Sure, okay, you knew it wasn't true but left it hanging out there without comment. Lots of lurkers read these boards, and posting something like that, again without any indication that you know it was absurd drivel, is just spreading the misinformation for some gullible idiot to read it.

Don't do that.

I negged that post because fuck that shit.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

If you're a 5 year old, it makes perfect sense.

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

What? He’s clearly posting a stupid cunt who is a DEI hire complaining about DEI hires

No, it wasn't clear at all. That's why I bothered to actually check the source. If he meant to post it as satire, then we've got a thread for that.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This has to be fake. There is no way that fucking moron said "couldn't care less" correctly.

12 minutes ago, bolverk said:

No, it wasn't clear at all. That's why I bothered to actually check the source. If he meant to post it as satire, then we've got a thread for that.

It was very clear to me 🤷‍♂️

28 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

How many posters are registered here?  10k. How many are minorities?  How many are minorities with a trans child?

 

you post however you want to post and I’ll post however I want to post. 
 

keep your orders to yourself. 

I had no idea who you are, nor any other thing about you other than your user name does not check out.

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Wait.  You guys saw a post quoting “Captain Sherry” with a picture of a women in a cockpit complaining about the dangerof DEI hires and didn’t instantly know this was humor??  That Chappel skit with the blind black KKK leader must have really chapped your hide!

7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Wait.  You guys saw a post quoting “Captain Sherry” with a picture of a women in a cockpit complaining about the dangerof DEI hires and didn’t instantly know this was humor??  That Chappel skit with the blind black KKK leader must have really chapped your hide!

Yes, the blind, black KKK leader chapped my hide. My stomach turned. But, at least the context was clear.

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

He is one orange mofo....

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Fucker on the right just walked out of a Carolina wildfire.   
 

I have fucked some some lifeless apparitions, but Trump is gonna knock the cotton color out of Casper’s butt guts.  
 

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Outta my mind

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Jesus. He still has no idea how one of his biggest campaign points works. Like, at all. 

9 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Wait.  You guys saw a post quoting “Captain Sherry” with a picture of a women in a cockpit complaining about the dangerof DEI hires and didn’t instantly know this was humor??  That Chappel skit with the blind black KKK leader must have really chapped your hide!

Honestly not even sure that’s a satirical meme.  The message is fucked yo though and so is trumps America.  Me posting that doesn’t mean I agree with it

8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Jesus. He still has no idea how one of his biggest campaign points works. Like, at all. 

This is one of the few things that I don’t think has anything to do with pleasing Putin. He literally has a 3rd grader’s understanding of economics. It’s WILD. He truly believes this shit. 

13 hours ago, bolverk said:

Why are you posting tweets from a known purveyor of misinformation?

I take it as absurdist. I laughed. I thought it was from the Onion until I scrolled up to see the source. 

11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Jesus. He still has no idea how one of his biggest campaign points works. Like, at all. 

He apparently doesn't need to.

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Just FYI.

 

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump did not rule out the possibility of seeking a third term in the White House, which is prohibited by the Constitution under the 22nd Amendment, saying in an exclusive interview with NBC News that there were methods for doing so and clarifying that he was “not joking.”

“A lot of people want me to do it,” Trump said in a Sunday-morning phone call with NBC News, referring to his allies. “But, I mean, I basically tell them we have a long way to go, you know, it’s very early in the administration.”

“I’m focused on the current,” Trump added, in some of his most extensive comments to date about serving a third term.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-third-term-white-house-methods-rcna198752

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President Donald Trump did not rule out the possibility of seeking a third term in the White House, which is prohibited by the Constitution under the 22nd Amendment, saying in an exclusive interview with NBC News that there were methods for doing so

Yeah, no.  I'm not saying he won't move to suspend the next election and stay in office indefinitely, but there are exactly zero methods for Donald Trump to be elected to a 3rd term.  However, Americans are idiots.

20 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just FYI.

 

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump did not rule out the possibility of seeking a third term in the White House, which is prohibited by the Constitution under the 22nd Amendment, saying in an exclusive interview with NBC News that there were methods for doing so and clarifying that he was “not joking.”

“A lot of people want me to do it,” Trump said in a Sunday-morning phone call with NBC News, referring to his allies. “But, I mean, I basically tell them we have a long way to go, you know, it’s very early in the administration.”

“I’m focused on the current,” Trump added, in some of his most extensive comments to date about serving a third term.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-third-term-white-house-methods-rcna198752

Focused on the current says the guy who has said Biden more than America during his 2nd run 

There is no way that fat fuck will be alive to serve a third term, no matter how much he wipes his ass with the constitution

31 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

There is no way that fat fuck will be alive to serve a third term, no matter how much he wipes his ass with the constitution

Ah,well, nevertheless

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The right used to scream constantly about Obama wanting to serve a third term (and beyond). I bet this is really going to infuriate them.

15 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Jesus. He still has no idea how one of his biggest campaign points works. Like, at all. 

A lie?  Oh I’m pretty sure he knows how a lie works. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, no.  I'm not saying he won't move to suspend the next election and stay in office indefinitely, but there are exactly zero methods for Donald Trump to be elected to a 3rd term.  However, Americans are idiots.

"zero fucking chance. But maybe" 

- jimmyjazz

11 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

"zero fucking chance. But maybe" 

- jimmyjazz

Not what I said at all.  He can't be elected a 3rd time.  He can try to extend his 2nd term.

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

There is no way that fat fuck will be alive to serve a third term, no matter how much he wipes his ass with the constitution

There wasn't until you went off and fucked it up

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, no.  I'm not saying he won't move to suspend the next election and stay in office indefinitely, but there are exactly zero methods for Donald Trump to be elected to a 3rd term.  However, Americans are idiots.

He didn’t say he’d be elected.

People need to take this seriously, he didn’t leave voluntarily the first time and his verbiage is a direct output of his brain. 

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

He didn’t say he’d be elected.

People need to take this seriously, he didn’t leave voluntarily the first time and his verbiage is a direct output of his brain. 

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

He didn’t say he’d be elected.

People need to take this seriously, he didn’t leave voluntarily the first time and his verbiage is a direct output of his brain. 

I take it seriously.  A "third term" implies an election.  I fully understand there is all kinds of fuckery that can happen.

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