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If Putin himself was in control of the presidency- can someone tell me something that would be different than what is happening right now?
How long will Congress permit this insanity?

Maybe we can take turns saying this. At some point maybe it will become mainstream.

I mean, fuck. For over two months everything we have done is not just bad for us, but catastrophic. “Can we recover” type stuff. But do you know who it’s all fucking awesome for? Russia. I guess the implications of what this means is just too much for people to handle right now.
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24 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

If Putin himself was in control of the presidency- can someone tell me something that would be different than what is happening right now?

How long will Congress permit this insanity?

Trump spent the last 8 years ensuring that no one in Congress will stop him.  And for the ultimate control even if the House ever decided to impeach him, the cowards in the Senate would refuse to convict him.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fiddling while Rome burns.  Except - PLOT TWIST! - he's ALSO the arsonist!

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Nero had issues, but I highly doubt he is the caricature that is often prescribed to him by enemies.   The fiddle didn't exist back then.  It was recorded that he immediately booked a return trip back to Rome to help.   His mom was a whore and tried to murder him.   I would take Nero over Trump any fucking day of the week.

15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We’ve fucked around and now we’re in the finding out stage. 
 

 

We'll show them.  Team Trump is already moving forward with their plan to make America the leader in alternative, ummm, "simplified" automobile manufacturing:

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...and video technology....

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We'll show those dirty Chicoms we don't need their "rare earths!"

On 4/3/2025 at 10:23 AM, Radical Larry said:

👊 🇺🇸 🔥 

Excuse me, I speak emoji.  This signifies that America has been fisted without lube and is now experiencing a burning sensation in the groin area.

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Can someone else plz post the stepbrothers video? I havent seen it on 4 threads yet

"Quite possibly the funniest thing an American politician has ever posted in the entirety of recorded history... and you'll never guess who posted it" - probably GreenspointTexan in a separate thread

<blockquote class="bluesky-embed" data-bluesky-uri="at://did:plc:tsksqpjisdvtusxq6ide5tzj/app.bsky.feed.post/3llyiom2g7c22" data-bluesky-cid="bafyreigqwstvelb5f5ck6bvylzjezycz2ipl3cko3bjfftodwke2wcz3qe" data-bluesky-embed-color-mode="system"><p lang="en">Who did this?<br><br><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tsksqpjisdvtusxq6ide5tzj/post/3llyiom2g7c22?ref_src=embed">[image or embed]</a></p>&mdash; Adam Kinzinger (<a href="https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tsksqpjisdvtusxq6ide5tzj?ref_src=embed">@adamkinzinger.bsky.social</a>) <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tsksqpjisdvtusxq6ide5tzj/post/3llyiom2g7c22?ref_src=embed">April 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM</a></blockquote><script async src="https://embed.bsky.app/static/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


 

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

"Quite possibly the funniest thing an American politician has ever posted in the entirety of recorded history... and you'll never guess who posted it" - probably GreenspointTexan in a separate thread

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u ok?

No. This board went on a 3 month cry and bitchfest and we have 20 meta threads on the Trump presidency now

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

No. This board went on a 3 month cry and bitchfest and we have 20 meta threads on the Trump presidency now

Your copy/paste didn't work.

4 hours ago, WashHorn said:

My 14-year-old has shared different versions of this sentiment (you can guess which version) and I advised her not to voice it at all in case she slips up and repeats it somewhere she really shouldn’t. Lately I’ve stopped even pretending to care. We all get it. 

That's a sharp 14 year old you've got there, kudos. 

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

"Anti-Trump Republican"? Does not compute. Only need a handful of congressional republicans to put an end to all of this and the most they could muster is a senate vote to possibly consider expressing some concern over only the tarriff's on Canada. Fucking cowards, all of them.

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

I know this is a silly clip but I am convinced this needs to be the path forward: pure, unadulterated mockery.

People need to be embarrassed about what they voted for.  People need to feel shame for having a MAGA flag in their yard.  People need to fully grasp how stupid this all is, to the point that they no longer want to be associated with it.

Sure, there are true believers who will never be swayed.  But there's a shit ton of folks who vote purely based on vibes, and Democrats have been given an incredible opportunity to shape those.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is “Hitler ranting in the bunker” type stuff. 
 

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The bitch will be back in his own bunker soon when the protests really get going. 

is this the part where soft men create hard times?

5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We are so fucked. 
 

 

So many people are gonna die. 

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we needed a good herd thinning.

 

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54 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

The bitch will be back in his own bunker soon when the protests really get going. 

You know, we could trap him in there if we hand him a lob wedge and tell him he's the only one who can get this fried egg onto the green.

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I know this is a silly clip but I am convinced this needs to be the path forward: pure, unadulterated mockery.

People need to be embarrassed about what they voted for.  People need to feel shame for having a MAGA flag in their yard.  People need to fully grasp how stupid this all is, to the point that they no longer want to be associated with it.

Sure, there are true believers who will never be swayed.  But there's a shit ton of folks who vote purely based on vibes, and Democrats have been given an incredible opportunity to shape those.

“You might be a red hat… if you think a tariff is what Trump did to the constitution”

-Jeff Foxworthy accent

29 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Fake? Please

We have until my parents and my wife's parents pass (which, sadly, is not as long as I'd hope). If we're not a competent country again (MACA) by then, we're out. I refuse to be a citizen of the next Russia. 

16 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Stuff needs to start burning.

Uh yes. We are actually all going to have to take it to the streets eventually aren’t we?

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Uh yes. We are actually all going to have to take it to the streets eventually aren’t we?

Yep that day is coming. Actually it’s here. We have a friend’s bday thing tomorrow afternoon and I feel like it’s superfluous and we should be at the protests downtown instead

1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

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Beyond the original "oh, we acknowledge we made a mistake and would like to rectify it but can't" and into the predictable subsequent fascist flexing of "you can't tell me what to do". 

16 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I know this is a silly clip but I am convinced this needs to be the path forward: pure, unadulterated mockery.

People need to be embarrassed about what they voted for.  People need to feel shame for having a MAGA flag in their yard.  People need to fully grasp how stupid this all is, to the point that they no longer want to be associated with it.

Sure, there are true believers who will never be swayed.  But there's a shit ton of folks who vote purely based on vibes, and Democrats have been given an incredible opportunity to shape those.

Where the fuck have you been the last 10 years?  Mockery just makes them dig in even more.  It doesn't work.  Stop thinking it will work.

Where the fuck have you been the last 10 years?  Mockery just makes them dig in even more.  It doesn't work.  Stop thinking it will work.

Correct. Skip mockery. Go to inflicting real pain and suffering. Make them lose their jobs. End their schools. Cut off their benefits. Ruin their personal lives.
They have declared and waged war on this country. Fight back.
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Uh yes. We are actually all going to have to take it to the streets eventually aren’t we?

Kenan Thompson Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Where the fuck have you been the last 10 years?  Mockery just makes them dig in even more.  It doesn't work.  Stop thinking it will work.

Unfortunately, being stupid has become a virtue. 

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