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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

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I almost think every threat is just a veiled bribe--pay me and nothing will happen to you.  If you don't, then research funding, international student funding and other financial avenues will dry up.  I just see everything he does through the lens of a mobster.  It's either that or he's just trying to destroy the US.  Nothing he's doing makes business sense except if it's self serving.  

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11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

brainwashing and cults are real, that's how. there isn't much to understand here

But these people went looking for something that reflected and gave credence to their fucked up views. They were willfully manipulated, whereas the younger generation growing up exposed to an onslaught of marketing and manipulation on a near monopoly of news outlets, is a different beast.  With the dumbing down of institutions and society through censorship, the youth are going to have to scrap for independent, intelligent thought.  Usually, that's through research, but that's work and kids just wanna have a good time and be young.  Then again, the best way to get the youth to rebel is to tell them the adults want them to do it.  Anybody that actually reads the Bible and attends church, can see the disconnect between religion and the cult.    

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I did this just this morning for my wife.

She's going out of the country in early May on a girls trip.   I took an old iPhone to ATT, got a new number and the international plan for a month, created her a new Apple ID just for this single phone, installed no social media apps, only put on the esssential contacts and only the apps necessary for the trip.   She's paranoid about having to hand over her phone when she re-enters the country, so I set up a phone she can just hand over and never look back.

 

 

 

shes still going to send me tit pics ?

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

... and Steven Miller will be made the caboose on a lengthy MAGA human centipede.)

I don't think he'd be averse to that. In fact, there's a strong likelihood that's probably his thing.  Part of why we're here is because a bunch of self loathing closeted fuck sticks didn't have the courage to own up to their libidos.  The only rule should've been keep it between consenting adults.   

39 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I almost think every threat is just a veiled bribe--pay me and nothing will happen to you.  If you don't, then research funding, international student funding and other financial avenues will dry up.  I just see everything he does through the lens of a mobster.  It's either that or he's just trying to destroy the US.  Nothing he's doing makes business sense except if it's self serving.  

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I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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I thought the breaking point for some was messing with people's online porn, but then vpn's interfered with that equation.  It may still wake people up, however, when the Godtards go after pulling the plug on porn, so we'll see.  In the meantime, I'm just going to rewatch the Bellflower again and wonder wtf.  

EDIT: I'm surprised in all seriousness, that when they went after their unemployment, ss, and other perceived fraudulent entitlements, people'd wake up, but so far, no dice.

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21 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

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1 hour ago, TexPx said:


There is not a Wakefield High School in Frisco. Not sure about Friso.

Wakeland High School is in Frisco.

Wakefield must be in Friso. 

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

the time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things: of shoes and ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.

Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

15 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is happening in Frisco tomorrow.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’m traveling back to America on Tuesday from Europe so I’ll see what happens with my phone.

I should probably delete the dick pics beforehand… you know, just in case 

Make it your Lock Screen instead. 

8 hours ago, TexPx said:


There is not a Wakefield High School in Frisco. Not sure about Friso.

It’s up in the holler across from Carter HS, they’d be a feudin’ for decades. 

17 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Kid's spending tons of time trying to justify it, when all he had to say was that he made a mistake. But just like the rest of em, he has to double down. 

Tom Herman would like to have a word.

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’m traveling back to America on Tuesday from Europe so I’ll see what happens with my phone.

I should probably delete the dick pics beforehand… you know, just in case 

Wear your Blacks for Trump tshirt, super-unironically.

29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Tom Herman would like to have a word.

God, looking back with what we have now, what the fuck were we thinking hiring that no talent assclown?  At least with Strong I could see what the initial thought might have been. Herman was a fucking immature frat douche from the beginning. He has no business anywhere near a head coaching job for a blue blood program. 
 

Sorry for the derail. Go on with the chlorophyll. 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God, looking back with what we have now, what the fuck were we thinking hiring that no talent assclown?  At least with Strong I could see what the initial thought might have been. Herman was a fucking immature frat douche from the beginning. He has no business anywhere near a head coaching job for a blue blood program. 
 

Sorry for the derail. Go on with the chlorophyll. 

We talkin' plants now?

I almost think every threat is just a veiled bribe--pay me and nothing will happen to you.  If you don't, then research funding, international student funding and other financial avenues will dry up.  I just see everything he does through the lens of a mobster.  It's either that or he's just trying to destroy the US.  Nothing he's doing makes business sense except if it's self serving.  

This. When you realize he’s just a mobster trained in shakedowns by a mobster lawyer, it’s very clear that everything he does is a mob style shakedown in one form or another.
I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

Truly depends on if you are white or not.

My wife (not white) got pulled aside on the way back from a girls trip out of the country. She watched a couple behind (dude white, wife Asian) got stopped, but Whitey hubby yucked it up with the ICE officer and they got out more quickly. Not saying I blame hubby, I’d have done the same thing to work the system.

But just realize that this discrimination, while it always existed. is now being actively promoted by the government and lauded on top of it.
15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I did this just this morning for my wife.

She's going out of the country in early May on a girls trip.   I took an old iPhone to ATT, got a new number and the international plan for a month, created her a new Apple ID just for this single phone, installed no social media apps, only put on the esssential contacts and only the apps necessary for the trip.   She's paranoid about having to hand over her phone when she re-enters the country, so I set up a phone she can just hand over and never look back.

 

 

thanks for posting this.  i’ll now be doing exactly this for my stepson who’s headed to S. Korea for study abroad in late June.   

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’m traveling back to America on Tuesday from Europe so I’ll see what happens with my phone.

I should probably delete the dick pics beforehand… you know, just in case 

 

3 hours ago, B00M said:

Make it your Lock Screen instead. 

 

Make sure and take one completely vertical so they have to give it a good stroke when they swipe up to unlock it.

33 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Truly depends on if you are white or not.

My wife (not white) got pulled aside on the way back from a girls trip out of the country. She watched a couple behind (dude white, wife Asian) got stopped, but Whitey hubby yucked it up with the ICE officer and they got out more quickly. Not saying I blame hubby, I’d have done the same thing to work the system.

But just realize that this discrimination, while it always existed. is now being actively promoted by the government and lauded on top of it.

If there was a deep state, it was racism. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

God, looking back with what we have now, what the fuck were we thinking hiring that no talent assclown?  At least with Strong I could see what the initial thought might have been. Herman was a fucking immature frat douche from the beginning. He has no business anywhere near a head coaching job for a blue blood program. 
 

Sorry for the derail. Go on with the chlorophyll. 

I made fun of a lot of BMDs to their faces after that hire.

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7 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’m traveling back to America on Tuesday from Europe so I’ll see what happens with my phone.

I should probably delete the dick pics beforehand… you know, just in case 

Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

A whole lot of this. It’s a counterpart to the strategy of loudly moaning with pleasure when they aggressively pat you down. You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.
11 minutes ago, Nivek said:

burner phone

There's a reason why they are recommending this in the EU when traveling here. Burner laptop and burner phone. Keep it boring. 

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.

 

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


A whole lot of this. It’s a counterpart to the strategy of loudly moaning with pleasure when they aggressively pat you down. You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.

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On 4/18/2025 at 7:33 AM, Nivek said:


Why? He has been a little bitch his entire career. Biden tried to help him with Ukraine but he defaulted to back to who he really is.

Yep, he’s performing as expected. 

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

Nah, we have at least 6-8 weeks before being gay is considered terrorism, so you should be good for now.

This is happening in Frisco tomorrow.
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Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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15 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

My wife is coming back from Shanghai via SFO tomorrow. I’ll report back if she encounters any shenanigans. She has Global Entry so hypothetically it should be frictionless.

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 3) I'll send a nice piece of correspondence to CBP and the DOJ before the day is out informing them that they seized a device that has attorney-client privileged material on it, and as the know, that requires them to take certain steps to insure that any access they obtain does not intrude on the privilege.

And then I'll go buy a new phone.

You, of all people, should know that attorney-client privilege would mean nothing to these people in this example.

2 hours ago, TexPx said:


Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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I think I spotted the problem. Looks like you went to Frisco instead of Friso.

15 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

Are you a PR by now? IIRC you've been there for about 10 years which was usually long enough for ICA to grant it. 

3 hours ago, TexPx said:


Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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Why?

7 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Why?

Why not? 

Why?

1. Wanted to take a bike ride
2. Point and laugh

Guess they get the last laugh cause it cost us 50k in Police overtime for their puny dog&pony show.
1 minute ago, TexPx said:


1. Wanted to take a bike ride
2. Point and laugh

Guess they get the last laugh cause it cost us 50k in Police overtime for their puny dog&pony show.

Conundrum for the cops- take the overtime or attend the rally as a supporter. 

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