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19 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

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Barack Obama shirtless: Best of the world leaders?

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25 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Still can't believe this fat fuck got elected President. 

Twice.

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They're calling it Mayday?  JFC

Wasn't Mayday the name of the resistance in The Handmaid's Tale?

Margaret Atwood might have the history book version of Biff's sports almanac from the future.

44 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I won’t rest until Hillary is hung from a fucking yardarm.

They already established that Hunter is hung, so one down.

IDGAF if this is true or not

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11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Twice.

No big deal. It only literally makes me question the nature of reality on a daily basis. 

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No big deal. It only literally makes me question the nature of reality on a daily basis. 

It just makes me want to light about a hundred million Americans on fire for the good of humanity.

4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Oh Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia?

 

They're working on it.

On 4/20/2025 at 7:16 AM, Pancho said:

Is he not a MS-13?

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I gotta say, Derka rocks the throat-beard look pretty well

21 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

I gotta say, Derka rocks the throat-beard look pretty well

Nah, Derka isn’t a dotard supporter. That’s just a low blow. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I won’t rest until Hillary is hung from a fucking yardarm.

Hanged

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

We can’t give everyone a trial.  
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You only need trials if you wish to imprison them all.  Stop doing that, and send the ones you can show are illegal, or make illegal by decree, back to their home countries and say good luck don’t come back. 
it’d be a super shitty thing to do for most of the folks that get booted, but at least it would be within the executive’s power to do so. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You only need trials if you wish to imprison them all.  Stop doing that, and send the ones you can show are illegal, or make illegal by decree, back to their home countries and say good luck don’t come back. 
it’d be a super shitty thing to do for most of the folks that get booted, but at least it would be within the executive’s power to do so. 

That wouldn't make him any money though. 

40 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

I gotta say, Derka rocks the throat-beard look pretty well

 

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Nah, Derka isn’t a dotard supporter. That’s just a low blow. 

That's also not a throat beard, dude is trimmed up. 

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

They already established that Hunter is hung, so one down.

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is behind this?  

Discussions of a nationwide protest started circulating on social media in late 2024. According to organizer Kay Evert, the movement started on Reddit, with activist organizations eventually joining in.[12] The movement claims it was organized by grassroots activists and spread through social media.[13] The movement used the hashtags "#buildtheresistance" and "#50501", with the latter standing for "50 protests, 50 states, one day".[14] 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50501_movement

https://www.fiftyfifty.one/

On 4/20/2025 at 7:16 AM, Pancho said:

Is he not a MS-13?

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Does his shirt say "born to ride Donald Trump"?

13 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hopefully this is just the start of the pushback

 

Now that we have Harvard lawyers on our side we can’t lose! 

55 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Soon it won’t be “persuade.” 
 

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Soon it won’t be “persuade.” 
 

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This is insane

12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It just makes me want to light about a hundred million Americans on fire for the good of humanity.

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Soon it won’t be “persuade.” 
 

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So now quota systems and sexual education are good?  I'm so confused ...

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16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

George Carlin nailed it on "Conservative values" almost 30 years ago:

"If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked."

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Soon it won’t be “persuade.” 
 

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White welfare queens are going to love this. Lie in the trailer all day, eat cheetos and pop out more Cleti. 5K a year in guvmint gifts.

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

White welfare queens are going to love this. Lie in the trailer all day, eat cheetos and pop out more Cleti. 5K a year in guvmint gifts.

Full steam ahead ...

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is insane

This is exactly one of Putin’s policies in Russia.   I think if you have a dozen children, you get a wheelbarrow full of cabbage.

5K would definitely help cover all those doctor visits and giving birth in the hospital. But unless you just plan on doing everything in the bathtub at home I don't see how that is much of a financial incentive.

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Can't we just get more brown kids like Vance's by letting them cross the border?

Yuck.....

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is insane

Yeah traditional family values in the same description as Elon musk 

How long before they make the birth incentives for white women only?  A month, maybe?

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Well, it stands to reason, if we're gonna kill more of 'em off, gonna have to produce twice as much.  And the headline should be accurate: "...Persuade White Women to Have More Children".

On 4/20/2025 at 11:37 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Don't get arrested abroad. Unless you are an oligarch or a celebrity. Sadly, this makes me non-essential. Time to go work for an international NGO.

Trump plans biggest restructuring of US foreign policy branch since 1789, shows leaked executive order

Donald Trump is planning to close almost all of its Africa operations and shut down embassies across the continent, according to a draft executive, which is set to be signed this week.

The leaked order outlines drastic changes to the State Department, which, if implemented, would be one of the biggest rounds of restructuring since its founding in 1789.

It plans to eliminate offices which work on climate change, humanitarian support for refugees, democracy and human rights policy, along with a sharp cut to diplomatic operations in Canada.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/04/20/state-department-shut-embassies-close-africa-donald-trump/

The official plan is out and its much less dramatic than this.  Some human rights and security assistance offices got closed or consolidated. All the regionals remain in place and as yet, no cuts to overseas operations.  All of the undersecretaries are supposed to identify up to fifteen percent of fat to trim, which is a number they will likely get to by not backfilling and early retirement. 
 

No crazy updates to hire diplomats based on “demonstrated charisma and diplomatic appearance.” We will see if more of that comes.  The stuff circulated this weekend was a Peter Marocco fever dream and likely won’t happen as Rubio fired him while he was at a meeting and turned off his badge access.

Source below is not an endorsement of the outlet but an acknowledgment that it is now the “insider” press.

https://www.thefp.com/p/trump-state-shake-up-rubio

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

5K would definitely help cover all those doctor visits and giving birth in the hospital. But unless you just plan on doing everything in the bathtub at home I don't see how that is much of a financial incentive.

Imagine how stupid and financially illiterate you would have to be to even let a $5K incentive come into consideration when deciding to have a kid.

12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The official plan is out and its much less dramatic than this.  Some human rights and security assistance offices got closed or consolidated. All the regionals remain in place and as yet, no cuts to overseas operations.  All of the undersecretaries are supposed to identify up to fifteen percent of fat to trim, which is a number they will likely get to by not backfilling and early retirement. 
 

No crazy updates to hire diplomats based on “demonstrated charisma and diplomatic appearance.” We will see if more of that comes.  The stuff circulated this weekend was a Peter Marocco fever dream and likely won’t happen as Rubio fired him while he was at a meeting and turned off his badge access.

Source below is not an endorsement of the outlet but an acknowledgment that it is now the “insider” press.

https://www.thefp.com/p/trump-state-shake-up-rubio

Yeah, and some of those offices could be folded into others.

the only one that surprises me is AF.

19 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The official plan is out and its much less dramatic than this.  Some human rights and security assistance offices got closed or consolidated. All the regionals remain in place and as yet, no cuts to overseas operations.  All of the undersecretaries are supposed to identify up to fifteen percent of fat to trim, which is a number they will likely get to by not backfilling and early retirement. 
 

No crazy updates to hire diplomats based on “demonstrated charisma and diplomatic appearance.” We will see if more of that comes.  The stuff circulated this weekend was a Peter Marocco fever dream and likely won’t happen as Rubio fired him while he was at a meeting and turned off his badge access.

Source below is not an endorsement of the outlet but an acknowledgment that it is now the “insider” press.

https://www.thefp.com/p/trump-state-shake-up-rubio

Sister in law may be a casualty here. She voted for Kamala. 

13 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Imagine how stupid and financially illiterate you would have to be to even let a $5K incentive come into consideration when deciding to have a kid.

You new to this country?

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Me, a confirmed milkaholic, wondering if a future gallon will blind me or cause kidney failure.

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Me, a confirmed milkaholic, wondering if a future gallon will blind me or cause kidney failure.

 

 

 

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