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Exclusive: DOJ memo reveals blueprint to target Venezuelan gang

  • It provides directives to front-line officers apprehending suspected Tren de Aragua members, suggesting officers obtain a warrant of apprehension and removal “as much as practicable.” Those administrative warrants are signed by immigration officers, not judges like criminal warrants.
  • Due to a “dynamic nature of law enforcement procedures” officers are free to "apprehend aliens" based on their “reasonable belief” they meet the definitions, the memo states.
  • It purports to grant authority for police to enter a suspected "Alien Enemy’s residence" if “circumstances render it impracticable” to first obtain a warrant.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Hot dog brain

 

 

The market will only rally 4% after this one. 

52 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It is, but I don't think the charges are sustainable.  https://www.justsecurity.org/106723/sanctuary-policies-federalism-1324/

sure, but that's not really the point, is it?  it's just the threat of being arrested that will deter people from assisting immigrants. a fucking judge got arrested. Joe Plumber isn't gonna stick his neck out. whether the charges actually stick is beside the point.

Kash deleted the post but the arrest is real.

 

41 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Kash arrested a Wisconsin judge this morning for interference of ICE agents?

He tweeted it then deleted it.

 

38 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

sure, but that's not really the point, is it?  it's just the threat of being arrested that will deter people from assisting immigrants. a fucking judge got arrested. Joe Plumber isn't gonna stick his neck out. whether the charges actually stick is beside the point.

Kash deleted the post but the arrest is real.

 

Cross-posting from El Salvador gulag thread:

A woman wearing a red blouse speaks into a microphone.

F.B.I. Arrests Wisconsin Judge in Immigration Dispute

(Free link below)

F.B.I. agents arrested a county judge in Milwaukee on Friday, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from federal authorities.

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“Vladimir, STOP!” wrote President Donald Trump on his social media site this morning.

Combine this with the China trolling and America looks like a cuck bitch right now ...

On 4/24/2025 at 11:56 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

If that was all there was to it, the dotard wouldn’t be President today. Try again. 

What? Damn near every elected Republican cowered to him. That's why he’s in office. If only a handful of them would actually standup, he would’ve been removed from office during one of his prior impeachments. They could also do it now. Or, they could just do their jobs and cut out this tariff bullshit, pass some laws re: immigration and deportation, laws to make it even more clear that due process fucking matters. They could do something to get more gear and equipment to Ukraine. I can go on for days. They simply aren’t standing up to the bully.

14 hours ago, texas08 said:

Part of the game….kill the poors and ill informed.

But we’re all ill informed now because the FDA isn’t reporting on outbreaks anymore. You’ll just have to rely on word of mouth. Might just have to give up chicken for the foreseeable future

On 4/19/2025 at 8:59 AM, Brisketexan said:


A whole lot of this. It’s a counterpart to the strategy of loudly moaning with pleasure when they aggressively pat you down. You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.

I took a Viagra before a flight once. The wand bumped my raging boner. 

44 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus Christ man, that's your response?

Sometimes I wonder if he's a programmed AI lawyer

But we’re all ill informed now because the FDA isn’t reporting on outbreaks anymore. You’ll just have to rely on word of mouth. Might just have to give up chicken for the foreseeable future

Or cook it till it’s jerky.
What? Damn near every elected Republican cowered to him. That's why he’s in office. If only a handful of them would actually standup, he would’ve been removed from office during one of his prior impeachments. They could also do it now. Or, they could just do their jobs and cut out this tariff bullshit, pass some laws re: immigration and deportation, laws to make it even more clear that due process fucking matters. They could do something to get more gear and equipment to Ukraine. I can go on for days. They simply aren’t standing up to the bully.

Why would they stand up to him? Almost all of them are on board with P2025 and this path. He’s not a bully - he’s on their side.
35 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

What? Damn near every elected Republican cowered to him. That's why he’s in office. If only a handful of them would actually standup, he would’ve been removed from office during one of his prior impeachments. They could also do it now. Or, they could just do their jobs and cut out this tariff bullshit, pass some laws re: immigration and deportation, laws to make it even more clear that due process fucking matters. They could do something to get more gear and equipment to Ukraine. I can go on for days. They simply aren’t standing up to the bully.

At this point even if he was impeached in Congress and convicted for removal, who would enforce the removal? He would just say no and then it's a standoff. It's why having the president have control over who heads the justice department, the FBI, the intelligence communities, and the military was ridiculously fucking stupid. 

We are at a point where only force will remove this fascism. 

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

What? Damn near every elected Republican cowered to him. That's why he’s in office. If only a handful of them would actually standup, he would’ve been removed from office during one of his prior impeachments. They could also do it now. Or, they could just do their jobs and cut out this tariff bullshit, pass some laws re: immigration and deportation, laws to make it even more clear that due process fucking matters. They could do something to get more gear and equipment to Ukraine. I can go on for days. They simply aren’t standing up to the bully.

Kamala stood up to him and dragged his ass for a full 90 minutes straight to his face at the debate.  It didn’t mean shit.

Try again.

4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Anyone want to get involved in my elder fraud crime ring?

 

 

No, but I'm all for scamming the shit out of these trump voting servicemembers

Just now, Hermanator said:

No, but I'm all for scamming the shit out of these trump voting servicemembers


That’s easy. Just get a sales job at boat/car dealership near a base. 

I'm not working that hard. 

Better to just sell them Elmer's glue with an ivermectin label

18 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


That’s easy. Just get a sales job at boat/car dealership near a base. 

I just looked and the closest bass pro/cabelas to Killeen are in Waco and round rock.  Do they franchise?  I think one in Killeen would do business. 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This and the CFPB.  Could there be any more blatant signal that Trump and his government do not give one single solitary fuck about consumers?

I've never been happier to be in California.  At least my state will protect me.  Y'all in Texas need to prepare your collective anus.

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Goddamn, this interview in Time.     Not gonna post the entire thing here, but he's....living in an alternate world.

https://time.com/7280114/donald-trump-2025-interview-transcript/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NIH is the world’s largest funder of cancer research—

Shouldn’t they be asking those questions? I could give you a list of abuse and waste and fraud, and you don't have any interest in hearing it. I mean, I just see by these questions, just wondering, with all of the bad things that have happened, with all of the things we found, you have no interest in those things. You only have an interest. So what about this? What about that? Our country is going to be strong again because of what we're doing, and this is not a sustainable model, what we're looking at. And I think very importantly, I had a great election. Won all seven swing states, won millions and millions of votes. Won millions of votes. They say it was the most consequential election in 129 years. I don't know if that's right, but it was certainly a big win, and that's despite cheating that took place, by the way, because there was plenty of cheating that took place.

my favorite excerpt:

The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that you have to bring back Kilmar Abrego Garcia. You haven't done so. Aren’t you disobeying the Supreme Court?

Well, that’s not what my people told me—they didn’t say it was, they said it was—the nine to nothing was something entirely different. 

Let me quote from the ruling. “The order properly requires the government to facilitate Aboriginal Garcia's release from custody in El Salvador.” Are you facilitating a release?

I leave that to my lawyers. I give them no instructions. They feel that the order said something very much different from what you're saying. But I leave that to my lawyers. If they want—and that would be the Attorney General of the United States and the people that represent the country. I don't make that decision. 

58 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

None of this stops until there is blood in the streets.

Yeah.  Just skip ahead to the last page.  Lots of preliminaries, lots of "will it or won't it."  But just cheat, and read the last page.  That's what it says.  Everything else is delay and pointless exposition.

No one is dying in the streets for a judge helping an illegal immigrant in Wisconsin. I would bet that if you polled the NFL draft tonight, you’d get less than 20% think it is a major issue at all. No one knows how fascist countries become fascist. They just look at the results or end of the regimes and think that we are too far away from that happening here. 

It’s telling just how much Trump resents the justice system: He absolutely loves, adores and identifies with criminals. With him, the more criminal one is, the better:

https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/politics-and-government/nevada/michele-fiore-says-shes-been-pardoned-by-trump-after-federal-guilty-verdict-3362518/

President Donald Trump has granted “a full and unconditional pardon” to Michele Fiore, the former Las Vegas councilwoman found guilty of defrauding donors who believed they were giving money for a statue to honor a fallen Las Vegas police officer.

“Today, I stand before you — not just as a free woman, but as a vindicated soul whose prayers were heard, whose faith held firm, and whose truth could not be buried by injustice,” Fiore said in a text message statement to the Las Vegas Review-Journal on Thursday.

 

Fiore was found guilty of conspiracy and wire fraud charges by a federal jury in October. Federal prosecutors accused Fiore of raising tens of thousands of dollars through a charity and political action committee for a statue honoring Metropolitan Police Department officer Alyn Beck, who was shot and killed with his partner in 2014.

Prosecutors said Fiore spent the donations on rent, plastic surgery and payments on her daughter’s wedding. On Thursday, Fiore’s defense attorneys filed a motion to vacate her May 14 sentencing and included a copy of Wednesday’s order from Trump pardoning Fiore.

She was never really punished for the crime,” he said. “That sends a horrible message if you’re an elected official who engages in public corruption.”

Return to the bench?

Fiore cast the pardon in biblical terms. Her statement began with a phrase lifted from the book of Isaiah: “No weapon formed against me shall prosper” and said she would return to her position as a Pahrump justice of the peace.

“On Monday, I will walk back into my courtroom as the elected Justice of the Peace — not because man permitted it, but because God ordained it,” she wrote.

Pahrump Justice Court administrator Alisa Shoults said she did not yet know if Fiore, who was suspended without pay by the Nevada Commission on Judicial Discipline, would return to her position Monday.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I took a Viagra before a flight once. The wand bumped my raging boner. 

 

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I've never been happier to be in California.  At least my state will protect me.  Y'all in Texas need to prepare your collective anus.

Still wondering if Canada can accept WA, OR, and CA as their newest province.  Surely Trump and his minions wouldn’t oppose these liberal wastelands becoming another country’s problem. 
 

then he wouldn’t want to annex Canada quite so much. 

5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

Trump admin backs down on student visa terminations

jfc what was even the point? 🙄

 

TLDR: the admin ackowledges that the law actually is what the law actually is, and they had no legal authority to do what they did.

That's how your write an accurate headline, media.  Why don't you fucking try it sometime?

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7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jfc what was even the point?

The cruelty.

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Sometimes I wonder if he's a programmed AI lawyer

 

4 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus Christ man, that's your response?

Well, what would you prefer me to do?  Rant and scream about something completely ineffectual?  

Or provide useful information that explains why the charges won't actually stick.

Of course it's intimidation and it's bullshit.  But at least this class of victims has the knowledge and likely wherewithal to challenge this.

It is conceivable, but probably unlikely, that a federal judge enjoins ICE from attempting to enforce these statutes against state officials, who cannot be commandeered to enforce federal immigration law.

I told you people that you'd come to love due process of law once the tables turned.

 

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Kamala stood up to him and dragged his ass for a full 90 minutes straight to his face at the debate.  It didn’t mean shit.

Try again.

She didn’t have the ability to stop him. Elected Republicans do. That was the entire point of my post. They’re all following along, some because they actually do want all this evil shit, but it doesn’t take very many to stop him. There’s enough that aren’t fully onboard but they’re just too cowardly to stand up and risk being primaried

Trump is focusing on the important matters facing our country.  Like helping Shedeur get "picked."

 

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

Well, what would you prefer me to do?  Rant and scream about something completely ineffectual?  

Or provide useful information that explains why the charges won't actually stick.

Of course it's intimidation and it's bullshit.  But at least this class of victims has the knowledge and likely wherewithal to challenge this.

It is conceivable, but probably unlikely, that a federal judge enjoins ICE from attempting to enforce these statutes against state officials, who cannot be commandeered to enforce federal immigration law.

I told you people that you'd come to love due process of law once the tables turned.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump is focusing on the important matters facing our country.  Like helping Shedeur get "picked."

 

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"picked"

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Deion is a Trumper, thats the only reason he mentioned Sanders

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37 minutes ago, Lurch said:


Racism.

They don’t want international students taking white kids spots. That’s the end game. 

18 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Deion is a Trumper, thats the only reason he mentioned Sanders

Goddamnit, I didn't know that, fuck.

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

No one is dying in the streets for a judge helping an illegal immigrant in Wisconsin. I would bet that if you polled the NFL draft tonight, you’d get less than 20% think it is a major issue at all. No one knows how fascist countries become fascist. They just look at the results or end of the regimes and think that we are too far away from that happening here. 

The thing that makes my teeth itch is it wasn't "a judge helping an illegal immigrant" - it was a judge not allowing cops to go arrest someone without a proper fuckin warrant.

This judge is being arrested by trumpco for not giving him the ol okeydoke like they've become accustomed to. I'd love to hear from @TwiceHorn why this ISN'T a serious attack on the judiciary - even if the charges are complete bullshit. I really don't understand your earlier comment on how the charges will obviously get beat so it's not such a big deal

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10 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The thing that makes my teeth itch is it wasn't "a judge helping an illegal immigrant" - it was a judge not allowing cops to go arrest someone without a proper fuckin warrant.

This judge is being arrested by trumpco for not giving him the ol okeydoke like they've become accustomed to. I'd love to hear from @TwiceHorn why this ISN'T a serious attack on the judiciary - even if the charges are complete bullshit. I really don't understand your earlier comment on how the charges will obviously get beat so it's not such a big deal

Never said it wasn't.

But the first question you have to ask when criminal charges are brought is:  can the defendant be convicted.

Because if an indictment alleges an offense on which someone can legitimately be convicted, most other shit goes out the window.

Now, given the incompetence of the Trump administration, a deep dive into documents and statements might actually prove a political motive and selective prosecution, but those aren't notoriously successful motions to dismiss because intention is usually very difficult to prove and very easy to pretextualize.

Also note that this wasn't, apparently, because Judge Dugan had ruled against the government in immigration cases.  She's a Wisconsin county-level judge who wouldn't rule on most anything approaching an immigration case.

It was because of specific actions she took with respect to a specific party before her court.  Nonetheless, it appears that the charges will not stick.

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