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This exact scenario happened to me, but it was 14 years ago so I was able to have the D and C. If someone had told me I had to wait another week, after confirming that the baby had died, I would have lost my absolute mind and then traveled to another state to take care of it. This is not only dangerous but terribly, terribly cruel.

 

I'm sure most businesses I frequent here are MAGA (no way to avoid it in Montgomery County), but at least none of them show up on that site.

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Couldn’t find anything locally to buy but they have some great stuff online.
15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

does he even own a black suit?

Brian Glenn Bashes Volodymyr Zelensky For Not Wearing A Suit

"We know who the criminals are, trust us." Yep, that sentiment has always yielded nothing but positive results and thriving societies throughout world history.

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

"We know who the criminals are, trust us." Yep, that sentiment has always yielded nothing but positive results and thriving societies throughout world history.

It's easy to discern who the criminals are. They're the brown ones. Just trust us ok and stop being dicks about it. 

15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

It's not like the Hatch Act was ever enforced even during Dotard v1.0.

Arrest: Yes

Citizen: No

Deportation or Prison: Yes

Name of Accused/Guilty Published: No.  Thus I conclude he wasn't Ramon Gonzalez de la Esquela but rather Boris Badinov Stealinsky.

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On 4/25/2025 at 10:49 AM, Pancho said:

Kash arrested a Wisconsin judge this morning for interference of ICE agents?

He tweeted it then deleted it.

Gavin?

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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He still thinks asylum seekers are coming from asylums. This alone should be enough to remove him from office. 

I know his narcissistic, pea sized brain won’t allow it but I hope at some point during that funeral yesterday it occurred to him that when he dies the entire planet will explode in celebration. 

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I know his narcissistic, pea sized brain won’t allow it but I hope at some point during that funeral yesterday it occurred to him that when he dies the entire planet will explode in celebration. 

I said to someone at work on Friday, "You know, if he dies while we're at work, we're going to be able to feel the building shake". 

Of course, knowing this simulation, he'll die at age 98 in the year 2045. 

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My father specifically told me that he voted for Trump (probably for at least the second time) because the parties switched over who they fight for: Republicans are for the "little people" while the Democrats are just tools of the billionaires. He also said Joe Biden was a rapist.

19 minutes ago, safe sex said:

 He also said Joe Biden was a rapist.

I've heard this floated around too and I'm just like, wtf? which of the two has an actual sexual assault conviction? #crazypills

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20 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He also said Joe Biden was a rapist.

Any info on who he raped?  Just one? Or a lot?  From ABC News in 2020:

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At least 18 women have accused Donald Trump of varying inappropriate behavior, including allegations of sexual harassment or sexual assault. All but two came forward with their accusations before or during his first bid for the White House.

 

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Any info on who he raped?  Just one? Or a lot?  From ABC News in 2020:

 

Probably referring to that sexual assault accusation by Tara Reade, the former Senate staffer who made the accusation during election season and then proceeded to ask for Russian citizenship shortly thereafter (no red flag there).  The GQP's other favorite stories about Biden are (1) his daughter Ashley's passing reference in her diary to taking "showers with my dad (probably not appropriate)" and (2) his weird hair sniffing thing.  I've never heard anything remotely credible about him actually sexually assaulting anyone - but, you know, BoTH sIdEs!11!

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When those words came out of his mouth, I was completely dumbfounded and just sort of shut down because I didn't realize that my father is that fucking stupid.

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7 minutes ago, safe sex said:

When those words came out of his mouth, I was completely dumbfounded and just sort of shut down because I didn't realize that my father is that fucking stupid.

We are losing democracy because 33 percent of the country make decisions based on completely false premises.  Voting for someone who stands up for the little guy and isn’t a rapist is entirely rational; it’s just that he believes it about a person who is the opposite of both those things. 

3 hours ago, RPM said:

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I wish seeing people slowly realizing, way too late, that maybe Donald Trump isn't a business genius was more satisfying. It...is not.

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Of course, knowing this simulation, he'll die at age 98 in the year 2045. 

In the oval offixe

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Voters:  We want cheaper groceries! 

Trump:

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On 4/26/2025 at 2:01 AM, Hookah Horns said:

A fucking 2 year old citizen got deported along with mom, without due process, despite dad trying to stop it. 

 

a brown 2 yo 

On 4/26/2025 at 10:00 AM, TwiceHorn said:

It is.  But so many seem so cowed by the administration.

The good news is that even though the P2025 crowd is in full effect in their malevolent agenda, the competence in execution may actually be worse than Trump I.

Tell that to the people laid off, the dead from airplane crashes, those paying more sales tax, those who get sick in the future due to disease spread, poor food, and environmental pollution.  And the poorly educated and our research that was just tossed into the shitter, and the people deported without due process and 2 yr olds forced to once again understand court proceedings.  But hey.... some segments haven't been completely corrupted.   Yet.

59 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

White House Comms Director having a normal Sunday on government accounts.

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That is a guy I fully will appreciate and accept health information from.   

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Concepts of deals

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Dammit subliminal

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Voters:  We want cheaper groceries! 

Trump:

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a screen shot of the official white house account saying "Christopher Columbus is so back"

America first let's honor an Italian

I mean at this point you have to be an idiot not to realize it's just racism

Leif Erickson was a white European too.  Why is there no Leif Erickson day?

I’d settle for Leif Garrett Day. 
 

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49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Media constantly misses the chance to follow up any statement like that with the manager 101 retort of, 

“You believe/think? Or, you KNOW?”

I don’t know what’s posted where on all these threads, but I saw earlier that on Trump’s “official” site, they’re selling Trump 2028 merchandise.

Then the next chyron said “Trump won’t rule out using force to take Greenland” and I changed the channel, half convinced that none of this is real life.

2 hours ago, safe sex said:

When those words came out of his mouth, I was completely dumbfounded and just sort of shut down because I didn't realize that my father is that fucking stupid.

I've had similar conversations this year with my mother and stepmom.  They are so mindblowingly stupid I was stunned into silence.

I told my mother about Trump's bankruptcies and she was shocked and skeptical.  "Well, is he bankrupt now?" was her counter.  Welp, give him another 6 months and we will all be.

My stepmother was aglow about Elon and getting rid of lazy employees.  You see, she knew another teacher once who had a job for 30 years and she was worthless.  So obviously Elon's doing great things.

(Edit: I guess I should have already known they were stupid as they were both married to my dad at one time in their lives).

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