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17 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Note to self: acquire skills that would make me desirable for Canadian citizenship.

can you play goalie? that's their weakest hockey pipeline right now

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48 minutes ago, speed817 said:

This is so weird.....

 

 

 

The practice of displaying heads on pikes in a row, also known as impalement or decapitation, has been used in various cultures and historical periods as a form of public punishment, warning, or trophy. This practice serves to intimidate and instill fear in the populace, demonstrating the power of the authorities or the brutality of war. 

There's no scene chillier than this one. : r/thewalkingdead

Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes. Are they also going to put up pictures of all the legal residents who commit crimes? I don't think the White House lawn is big enough.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes. Are they also going to put up pictures of all the legal residents who commit crimes? I don't think the White House lawn is big enough.

They should start with 34 photos of Trump.

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  And all that the liberals have to do is paint Poilievre as a Canadian Trumpist (they say all the same shit)....which they did.  Effortlessly, really.

I am not a man given to ANY hope these days.  But it is POSSIBLE that one silver lining of Trump functionally declaring war on the entire world (yes, MAGAs, that's what launching a trade war against literally every country (except Russia and such, of course), and characterizing those countries as our enemies (his actual word) does) is that in the rest of the world, Trump-style right-wing autocrat/fascist/racist candidates are much less attractive than they once were.  The Economist did a whole piece on this.  We'll see how it turns out, but if you are in a country that Trump has recently shit on and threatened your trade and/or sovereignty (so....every country), Trump is becoming a toxic brand.

He is gaining support for Canada like Putin did for Ukraine. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  And all that the liberals have to do is paint Poilievre as a Canadian Trumpist (they say all the same shit)....which they did.  Effortlessly, really.

 

I heard on NPR that they have labeled him "The Maple MAGAT"

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Note to self: acquire skills that would make me desirable for Canadian citizenship.

Already on it… 

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2 hours ago, speed817 said:

This is so weird.....

 

 

So much dignity and respect for the United States.   

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I am not a man given to ANY hope these days.  But it is POSSIBLE that one silver lining of Trump functionally declaring war on the entire world (yes, MAGAs, that's what launching a trade war against literally every country (except Russia and such, of course), and characterizing those countries as our enemies (his actual word) does) is that in the rest of the world, Trump-style right-wing autocrat/fascist/racist candidates are much less attractive than they once were.  The Economist did a whole piece on this.  We'll see how it turns out, but if you are in a country that Trump has recently shit on and threatened your trade and/or sovereignty (so....every country), Trump is becoming a toxic brand.

 

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4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

SIAP. I considered putting this in the Elon thread, but he is only one of many who favor this manipulation:

Read the entire thread for more. This type of neurotargeting is very effective, although people dismiss it as something to which they are not susceptible. But that isn't true. It has worked on voters in past elections, it worked on citizens during the pandemic, and with the information silos where many reside it will keep growing.

Here's the rest of it, spoilered for length:

 

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Yeah but it would be so much more efficient if all of the bureaucracy knew all of these things

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

This is so weird.....

 

 

Can only imagine if the children were in charge instead of these adults. @realgreggym 

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7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Sir, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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Seen by a friend departing out of Calgary:
 
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Good.  Fuck us.

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seen by a friend departing out of Calgary:
 
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Good.  Fuck us.

Not to pop your bubble but... Pretty sure that's always the case as US bound passengers go through US  immigration and US customs in Canada and fly as a domestic passenger, essentially. So no duty free allowance. 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

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there's is an issue with your nuclear arsenal account. please goto this link and enter your access codes. 

thanks 

So are the Canadians going to elect Carney to make Trump his bitch?  Fingers crossed ...

Oh - and bonus points to Carney for raising a daughter who by all accounts seems to be poised, engaged and not at all vapid like her U.S. counterpart ... 

 

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Not to pop your bubble but... Pretty sure that's always the case as US bound passengers go through US  immigration and US customs in Canada and fly as a domestic passenger, essentially. So no duty free allowance. 

Yeah, I’m truly unsure. It’s been 5 years since I’ve flown out of Canada, but even though we clear customs there, I thought duty free was outside of that. But my memory could surely be wrong,

whatever. it's funny bc you know they wish they could put up that sign at the borders.

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Mostly performatave shit.  A couple of things stand out.

The Attorney General shall take all appropriate action to create a mechanism to provide legal resources and indemnification to law enforcement officers who unjustly incur expenses and liabilities for actions taken during the performance of their official duties to enforce the law.  This mechanism shall include the use of private-sector pro bono assistance for such law enforcement officers.

a)  Within 90 days of the date of this order, the Attorney General and the Secretary of Defense, in consultation with the Secretary of Homeland Security and the heads of agencies as appropriate, shall increase the provision of excess military and national security assets in local jurisdictions to assist State and local law enforcement.
(b)  Within 90 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of Defense, in coordination with the Attorney General, shall determine how military and national security assets, training, non-lethal capabilities, and personnel can most effectively be utilized to prevent crime.
 

 

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7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Congrats, Skadden and Kirkland & Ellis.  You're going to be providing free legal advice for the next 4yrs (or more) for the most vicious and unrepentant LEOs the country has ever seen.  

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12 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Congrats, Skadden and Kirkland & Ellis.  You're going to be providing free legal advice for the next 4yrs (or more) for the most vicious and unrepentant LEOs the country has ever seen.  

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Somewhere, there are internal discussions ongoing on what the new hourly "rate" will be for this pro bono work.

 

 

30 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Mostly performatave shit.  A couple of things stand out.

The Attorney General shall take all appropriate action to create a mechanism to provide legal resources and indemnification to law enforcement officers who unjustly incur expenses and liabilities for actions taken during the performance of their official duties to enforce the law.  This mechanism shall include the use of private-sector pro bono assistance for such law enforcement officers.

a)  Within 90 days of the date of this order, the Attorney General and the Secretary of Defense, in consultation with the Secretary of Homeland Security and the heads of agencies as appropriate, shall increase the provision of excess military and national security assets in local jurisdictions to assist State and local law enforcement.
(b)  Within 90 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of Defense, in coordination with the Attorney General, shall determine how military and national security assets, training, non-lethal capabilities, and personnel can most effectively be utilized to prevent crime.
 

I mean, holy shit ...

Section 1.  Purpose and Policy.  Safe communities rely on the backbone and heroism of a tough and well-equipped police force.  My Administration is steadfastly committed to empowering State and local law enforcement to firmly police dangerous criminal behavior and protect innocent citizens. 

When local leaders demonize law enforcement and impose legal and political handcuffs that make aggressively enforcing the law impossible, crime thrives and innocent citizens and small business owners suffer.  My Administration will therefore:  establish best practices at the State and local level for cities to unleash high-impact local police forces; protect and defend law enforcement officers wrongly accused and abused by State or local officials; and surge resources to officers in need.  My Administration will work to ensure that law enforcement officers across America focus on ending crime, not pursuing harmful, illegal race- and sex-based “equity” policies. 

The result will be a law-abiding society in which tenacious law enforcement officers protect the innocent, violations of law are not tolerated, and American communities are safely enjoyed by all their citizens again.

Seriously, America, it's time to wake up ...

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It's gonna be an "unleashed" white cop on African American citizen violence that lights the candle on this summer...book it.  

Wonder what my anti-authority brother thinks about this now that he's turned into a Trumpkin. Quite the predicament. Thanks for the full on police state you absolute morons.

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Wonder what my anti-authority brother thinks about this now that he's turned into a Trumpkin. Quite the predicament. Thanks for the full on police state you absolute morons.

None of the “anti-authoritarian libertarian” types are actually against an authoritarian government. They only have a problem with a hypothetical authoritarian government that acts against “real Americans” (good conservative white folks). That government can crush as many minorities and liberals as it wants, and they won’t have a single problem with it.
“I’m a libertarian” may be the biggest political lie of the last 50 years. I haven’t seen a one who has the slightest concern about a right wing authoritarian government.
Just now, Brisketexan said:

“I’m a libertarian” may be the biggest political lie of the last 50 years. I haven’t seen a one who has the slightest concern about a right wing authoritarian government.

God isn't this the fucking truth. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


None of the “anti-authoritarian libertarian” types are actually against an authoritarian government. They only have a problem with a hypothetical authoritarian government that acts against “real Americans” (good conservative white folks). That government can crush as many minorities and liberals as it wants, and they won’t have a single problem with it.
“I’m a libertarian” may be the biggest political lie of the last 50 years. I haven’t seen a one who has the slightest concern about a right wing authoritarian government.

This is sadly true. Pathetic.

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See for instance our favority surly "libertarian" Ani.  Total right wing bootlicker.

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

Haha that's basically the only three things anyone could come up with on a Reddit thread I saw the other day. Quite the first 100 days. But of course they are accomplishing all of the insane things they actually wanted to do. They're just not going to list them out for the dumb dumbs to see 

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

That’s because the conservative was supposed to win but since turnip started with his 51st state shit, his numbers have nosedived to the point where he might lose tonight. This was supposed to be a cakewalk for the Canadian conservatives 

Welp…

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42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


None of the “anti-authoritarian libertarian” types are actually against an authoritarian government. They only have a problem with a hypothetical authoritarian government that acts against “real Americans” (good conservative white folks). That government can crush as many minorities and liberals as it wants, and they won’t have a single problem with it.
“I’m a libertarian” may be the biggest political lie of the last 50 years. I haven’t seen a one who has the slightest concern about a right wing authoritarian government.

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I do have to say getting rid of pennies was a strong move. 

On 4/26/2025 at 6:17 PM, austingirl said:

This exact scenario happened to me, but it was 14 years ago so I was able to have the D and C. If someone had told me I had to wait another week, after confirming that the baby had died, I would have lost my absolute mind and then traveled to another state to take care of it. This is not only dangerous but terribly, terribly cruel.

 

This.  

 

This is what we call penance...

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

(b)  Within 90 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of Defense, in coordination with the Attorney General, shall determine how military and national security assets, training, non-lethal capabilities, and personnel can most effectively be utilized to prevent crime.

 

breathalyzers at pentagon exits?

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Mostly performatave shit.  A couple of things stand out.

The Attorney General shall take all appropriate action to create a mechanism to provide legal resources and indemnification to law enforcement officers who unjustly incur expenses and liabilities for actions taken during the performance of their official duties to enforce the law.  This mechanism shall include the use of private-sector pro bono assistance for such law enforcement officers.

a)  Within 90 days of the date of this order, the Attorney General and the Secretary of Defense, in consultation with the Secretary of Homeland Security and the heads of agencies as appropriate, shall increase the provision of excess military and national security assets in local jurisdictions to assist State and local law enforcement.
(b)  Within 90 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of Defense, in coordination with the Attorney General, shall determine how military and national security assets, training, non-lethal capabilities, and personnel can most effectively be utilized to prevent crime.
 

 

We'll see how performative it is.

A weird amount of suggestions that local and state control of law enforcement will be stripped away and placed under federal control.

TFG’s first 100 days: “You are not the keeper of our pot of gold; you are a temporary leprechaun."

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m so jealous of Canadians 

Samesies. Always the bridesmaid never the bride. Canadians were sliding right the same way were but threw that lasso around the tree stump just before going over the cliff.

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