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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yes, please, elect him pope. only he can save the catholic church. from the vatican, of course. hes' fixed everything here so he can go

 

Not on the xitter, so someone else might be so kind as to determine if this is real, as is alleged.

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9 hours ago, Pancho said:

Amazon to start telling customers how much of the price is due to tariffs and Klan Barbie is freaking out calling it a “hostile and political act.”

what's a little unbundling between trilligarchs?

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Not on the xitter, so someone else might be so kind as to determine if this is real, as is alleged.

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She needs to stop 

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The modern GQP very, very much wants to tell ALL "not real Americans" (y'all know who we're talking about) "hey, be happy we treat you as 60% of a person. You're lucky to get that much from us, your lords and masters."  I'd say they just aren't saying it out loud....but they pretty much are.

56 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Not on the xitter, so someone else might be so kind as to determine if this is real, as is alleged.

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It’s real.  Beyond parody, but it is a real tweet.  

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Not on the xitter, so someone else might be so kind as to determine if this is real, as is alleged.

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They're just trolling us at this point.

I guess we'd have to retire the rhetorical question, "Is the Pope Catholic?"

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The modern GQP very, very much wants to tell ALL "not real Americans" (y'all know who we're talking about) "hey, be happy we treat you as 60% of a person. You're lucky to get that much from us, your lords and masters."  I'd say they just aren't saying it out loud....but they pretty much are.

The backlash was from fellow Republicans who think 3/5 is too much

Lady Bugs just wants to put on his life resume he sucked a Pope’s cock. 

54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The modern GQP very, very much wants to tell ALL "not real Americans" (y'all know who we're talking about) "hey, be happy we treat you as 60% of a person. You're lucky to get that much from us, your lords and masters."  I'd say they just aren't saying it out loud....but they pretty much are.

We celebrate that every February 3rd through 5th. Didn't yall know that? I mean people didn't know about Juneteenth.

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

He simply must be driven from office in ‘26:

https://www.alternet.org/johnson-hegseth-cnn/?utm_source=Iterable&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Apr.29.2025_7.55pm

 

 

Late Tuesday morning, April 29, CNN's Wolf Blitzer delivered some breaking news: House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana), according to Blitzer, "is taking steps to change House rules" in a way that "would effectively block an investigation into the defense secretary, Pete Hegseth's use of the Signal chat app."

Hegseth's critics are calling for him to resign in response to reports that he discussed a U.S. military operation in Yemen in two separate conversations on the messaging program Signal — a platform that, critics say, is not secure enough for discussing sensitive or classified information. President Donald Trump's defense secretary is also drawing criticism over firings at the Pentagon.

 

Hegseth's problems, Raju noted, aren't Johnson's only reason for this move.

Raju told Blitzer, "And I just asked the speaker about this. He's done this now on multiple occasions — not just on this, but also, to deny efforts to target Trump on tariff policy. I asked him why he's protecting Donald Trump."

CNN aired a clip of Johnson saying, "No, we're using the rules of the House to prevent political hijinks and political stunts. And that's what the Democrats have. As I mentioned: no leader, no vision, no platform. All they have is obstruction

 

Every accusation with this cult.

You can be antisemitic, so long as you are religious about it.

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

They're just trolling us at this point.

I guess we'd have to retire the rhetorical question, "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Does the pope shit in the woods?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

No, it was a terrible move. It should have been zero. Giving the slave states extra reps for their human trafficking victims did not help the end of slavery. Idiot. If we give the slave states more power, surely slavery will end faster!!!111

The North gave that one up and got nothing in return. 

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Absurd and this is all that went through my head.

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The huge sigh at 100… “well…. “

Just now, immamac said:

This guy is a fucking terrible journalist. Why doesn't he call him a fucking retard and say that there was never any tatoos that said ms-13 on his fucking hands. 

because of exactly what Trump said.

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah he should have stood his ground and said there were not and have never been any tattoos like that on his hands. It's completely false. 

I personally appreciated how he let him keep digging.

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

This guy is a fucking terrible journalist. Why doesn't he call him a fucking retard and say that there was never any tatoos that said ms-13 on his fucking hands. 

Looks legit to me!!!!

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7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Looks legit to me!!!!

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This is clearly another "asylum" scenario.  Dumbshit doesn't realize that the "MS13" in the pic was supposed to be the "decoding" of the actual tattoos (haven't heard if they are actually legit), and nobody has the nerve to tell him. Honestly, I don't think it hurts for Moran to get him on record explaining in detail that he is, in fact, that stupid ...

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2 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

This is clearly another "asylum" scenario.  Dumbshit doesn't realize that the "MS13" in the pic was supposed to be the "decoding" of the actual tattoos (haven't heard if they are actually legit), and nobody has the nerve to tell him. Honestly, I don't think it hurts for Moran to get him on record explaining in detail that he is, in fact, that stupid ...

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Trump probably legitimately believes that the MS13 decoding font on the picture are actual tattoos. Fucking dumbass 

18 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Looks legit to me!!!!

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Just take a deep breath and be thankful that the children are gone!

The interviewer completely messed up as a journalist but at least he let Trump dig himself a hole. There is no way he can now say he was saying anything else. He will, but it may actually be poorly seen by the US people. The question is whether or not the prisoner is now being held down and being given tattoos. 

Absolutely wrong. In Maga-land, "Trump owned him and the interviewer was obviously uncomfortable and didn't want to admit he was full of shit." Look, you're never going to get anywhere with the base and base-adjacent by saying "agree to disagree, let's move on"  FFS it's only embarrassing if you already find Trump to be an embarrassment, otherwise it's an abject failure to not directly call out his bullshit and insist on the truth 

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24 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Looks legit to me!!!!

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So.

M(marijuana) S(smiley, sorta) 1(cross?) and 3(skull?) 

I'm gonna have to hear some testimony on how that lines up.  Probably backed up by some other examples.  I suspect thats a load of shit.

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Trump probably legitimately believes that the MS13 decoding font on the picture are actual tattoos. Fucking dumbass 

There’s no “probably” about it. Trump insisted - FUCKING REPEATEDLY - in the interview that it ACTUALLY SAID “MS-13.”
His brain is fucking deconstructed jello.
Seriously, the fucking assholes who voted for him yelled that Biden was mentally gone, yet Biden never said anything remotely that absolutely brain-dead stupid.
He’s one of the dumbest people in the United States. Not one of the dumbest officials, or the dumbest POTUS we’ve ever had…he’s genuinely in the bottom quartile of all Americans.
1 hour ago, immamac said:

This guy is a fucking terrible journalist. Why doesn't he call him a fucking retard and say that there was never any tatoos that said ms-13 on his fucking hands. 

He should have said, "Bring him back to the US and we'll both take a look together."

Just now, Bullneck said:

He should have said, "Bring him back to the US and we'll both take a look together."

This. Why is it so hard for these journalists to think on the fly?

32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So.

M(marijuana) S(smiley, sorta) 1(cross?) and 3(skull?) 

I'm gonna have to hear some testimony on how that lines up.  Probably backed up by some other examples.  I suspect thats a load of shit.

 

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

This guy is a fucking terrible journalist. Why doesn't he call him a fucking retard and say that there was never any tatoos that said ms-13 on his fucking hands. 

fucking exactly

they are all scared of something we don't know

Probably russian nra republican money i mean whatever I dunno

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Yeah he should have stood his ground and said there were not and have never been any tattoos like that on his hands. It's completely false. 

now let's all entertain a fun intellectual exercise amd wonder why he might not have done that

15 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

To the cult, every negative consequence of Trump's regime is the result of a conspiracy by his enemies.

Europe doesn't like us. Canada doesn't like us. Most of Africa would shoot us into the sun due to Elon if given the chance.

Bob in Idaho this is all your fault for not being more patriotic and sending money to your favorite president!

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

He should have said, "Bring him back to the US and we'll both take a look together."

In that scenario there is no way they don't actually have him get those tattoos in El Salvador before he returns. Evidence issue solved for TFG. Now he can just drop him off at the Mexican border and say case closed.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


There’s no “probably” about it. Trump insisted - FUCKING REPEATEDLY - in the interview that it ACTUALLY SAID “MS-13.”
His brain is fucking deconstructed jello.
Seriously, the fucking assholes who voted for him yelled that Biden was mentally gone, yet Biden never said anything remotely that absolutely brain-dead stupid.
He’s one of the dumbest people in the United States. Not one of the dumbest officials, or the dumbest POTUS we’ve ever had…he’s genuinely in the bottom quartile of all Americans.

He really is in his own class of stupid. Wharton should lose its accreditation just because of Trump. He obviously bought his degree with daddy's money. 

By the way, how the fuck is a skull a 3?

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

now let's all entertain a fun intellectual exercise amd wonder why he might not have done that

Yeah, not that difficult to imagine how the rest of that would've gone. 

Trump is an impossible interview because he doesn't live in reality, believes he can shape reality (and actually does for millions of people all around us), and has exactly zero decency, self-awareness or capacity for shame. 

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3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I’ve never wanted anything as much as I want to wake up to THAT news one day.

I was sitting on a dock on Smith Mountain Lake 6 beers deep taking in the calm evening after jet skiing all day when one of my little fucking runt magat cousins staring at her phone exclaims “oh my god momma they shot trump”……I’m not sure I’ve been happier since that moment when I thought he was dead for 5 minutes.

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Yeah, not that difficult to imagine how the rest of that would've gone. 

Trump is an impossible interview because he doesn't live in reality, believes he can shape reality (and actually does for millions of people all around us), and has exactly zero decency, self-awareness or capacity for shame. 

This. 

After reading the comments to the tweetthing (what do we call those?) I'm sure the journo felt he had more important and subtle points to make with Trump than that quite obvious piece of Trumpian bullshit.  And he wound up letting him make a fool of himself anyway.

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

He should have said, "Bring him back to the US and we'll both take a look together."

Probably a good way to see the tattoos added. On a corpse. 

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