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#20401
I'm trying to imagine a Democratic president saying openly and proudly that he would be sending federal agents to target the 'Republican Power Center' in Texas, Florida, and Tennessee. We would be in the midst of a civil war before he'd finished saying those words. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

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#20402
22 hours ago, tx ind said:

He's going to stew over today and will orchestrate some vile shit the next few weeks.

But…. how will we be able to tell that vile shit from the other normal vile shit?

#20404
12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dude

the us 3rd regiment is the oldest in the army

they protect the unknown soldier at arlington and are the color guard for the fallen when they arrive at andrews

and they literally are chartered with OFFICIAL cosplay - not aggy cosplay - yesterday was not a one-time thing - they've been doing this forever

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Infantry_Regiment_(United_States)

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Are they the ones who liberated the airports at Lexington and Concord?

#20407
46 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Charlie Kirk and I have a very different idea of what power looks like. I see a weak and senile old man.

#20409
Me, me, me, me, me! Everything is about me!! Everyone should thank me!! Poor me!!

Gawd, he's pathetic

#20410
6 hours ago, royiv said:

Charlie Kirk and I have a very different idea of what power looks like. I see a weak and senile old man.

Yes this has been a big difference between Americans for a decade now. To 40% of this country, this weak, feckless, buffoon is a strong leader with a successful background in business. 

#20411
4 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Yes this has been a big difference between Americans for a decade now. To 40% of this country, this weak, feckless, buffoon is a strong leader with a successful background in business. 

One of the things this underscores to me is that a lot of people buy into this mythology that rich fucks mean anyone can make it here, especially if we undertax them and let them do unto others with impunity.

But it underscores that the vast majority of people (who believe this) don't understand how privilege works and how easy it is to get much richer if you are already rich.

#20413
7 hours ago, royiv said:

Charlie Kirk and I have a very different idea of what power looks like. I see a weak and senile old man.

With a penis tie.

#20415
So he is or he isn’t escalating kidnappings and deportations?

Depends on where the brown people are and who they are working for. Hotel in a red state - no way. Walking down the street in LA - dangerous illegal who needs to go. Duh.
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#20416

I can't remember where I read it, but somewhere I saw a comment regarding attendance at the parade...."more people showed up for the WKRP turkey drop." The randomness of that comment cracked me up.

#20417
13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Shit I still walk in step with friends without realizing it, and I was in basic 30 fucking years ago.

It quite literally becomes almost indelible muscle memory.  The only confusion becomes "left foot first or right foot first?".  (Most learn the latter, I learned the former.)

#20418
14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It quite literally becomes almost indelible muscle memory.  The only confusion becomes "left foot first or right foot first?".  (Most learn the latter, I learned the former.)

Hence the left, left, left right left

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#20419
The Trump Organization said it will launch a mobile phone service called Trump Mobile and also plans to offer a U.S.-built smartphone later this summer. https://on.wsj.com/3ZtWToM

 

#20420
4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
The Trump Organization said it will launch a mobile phone service called Trump Mobile and also plans to offer a U.S.-built smartphone later this summer. https://on.wsj.com/3ZtWToM

 

I'm sure the quality of the trump phone will be.....special. 

#20421
CNBC - A company owned by President Trump announces it own branded Trump Mobile cell phone service and will sell a "T1" smartphone, featuring gold-colored metal case etched with an American flag. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/16/trump-mobile-phone-plan.html

Also claiming that it will be Made in America...

#20423
6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm sure the quality of the trump phone will be.....special. 

Mandatory issue for all federal employees.

#20424

Yeah sure that’ll happen. They’ll have “opportunities to invest”, pocket it, and the phone and network will never actually materialize. They really are diabolical genius grifters 

#20425
13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
The Trump Organization said it will launch a mobile phone service called Trump Mobile and also plans to offer a U.S.-built smartphone later this summer. https://on.wsj.com/3ZtWToM

 

Another bankruptcy in the making. 

#20428

Of course, there is a good chance that if they donate enough money to Trump, the spyware will just come preloaded on the TrumpPhone.

#20430
22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
The Trump Organization said it will launch a mobile phone service called Trump Mobile and also plans to offer a U.S.-built smartphone later this summer. https://on.wsj.com/3ZtWToM

 

It'll have to be bigger than all of the others, and of course the tech will be cheap and outdated.

 

They're gonna sell this, and people are gonna buy it...

 

 

 

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#20431
4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Of course, there is a good chance that if they donate enough money to Trump, the spyware will just come preloaded on the TrumpPhone.

Shiiiiiit - Palantir is probably responsible for the OS.

#20433
11 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:
I'm trying to imagine a Democratic president saying openly and proudly that he would be sending federal agents to target the 'Republican Power Center' in Texas, Florida, and Tennessee. We would be in the midst of a civil war before he'd finished saying those words. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

Civil war before labor day

#20434


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“Nobody knows where my yuge crowd has gone (Crowd has gone) - but Baron blew me off too..

Why were they so all out of step, making me look like a fool? 

It’s my paa-rade and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you…

Repeat all the big lies, keep posting all night, just leave me alone for a while.  

Tariff disasters and No Kings success, only Spork Toes so dumb she still smiles.

It’s my paa-rade and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you…”

 

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#20435
38 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
CNBC - A company owned by President Trump announces it own branded Trump Mobile cell phone service and will sell a "T1" smartphone, featuring gold-colored metal case etched with an American flag. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/16/trump-mobile-phone-plan.html

Also claiming that it will be Made in America...

Phone OS made by Palantir

#20436
41 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
CNBC - A company owned by President Trump announces it own branded Trump Mobile cell phone service and will sell a "T1" smartphone, featuring gold-colored metal case etched with an American flag. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/16/trump-mobile-phone-plan.html

Also claiming that it will be Made in America...

“Trump Mobile, its products and services are not designed, developed, manufactured, distributed or sold by The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals,” the bottom of the website reads.

#20437
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It quite literally becomes almost indelible muscle memory.  The only confusion becomes "left foot first or right foot first?".  (Most learn the latter, I learned the former.)

Private Hogle is that you? Only guy in our platoon who didnt know left from right so we marked the top of his left boots with a streak of shoe polish to help him out.

I avoided live fire exercises when he was involved.

#20438
37 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Another bankruptcy in the making. 

Nah, it's a licensing deal.  That's one of the main reasons Trump has avoided bankruptcy since AC, much of his revenue comes from licensing and other deals that don't involve any "management" by Trump or Trumpco.

I am super-skeptical about a $499 phone with those specs made in USA.

#20439
7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

“Trump Mobile, its products and services are not designed, developed, manufactured, distributed or sold by The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals,” the bottom of the website reads.

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“Trump Mobile, its products and services are not designed, developed, manufactured, distributed or sold by The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals,” the bottom of the website reads.

 

#20440
2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Private Hogle is that you? Only guy in our platoon who didnt know left from right so we marked the top of his left boots with a streak of shoe polish to help him out.

I avoided live fire exercises when he was involved.

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#20441
16 hours ago, bolverk said:

2003/2004 should've been the wake-up.call with all the blanket lies coming out of the Bush administration in both that election and the lead-in to the Iraq invasion.

Anyone else remember this quote?

The aide said that guys like me were 'in what we call the reality-based community,' which he defined as people who 'believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.' [...] 'That's not the way the world really works anymore,' he continued. 'We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality-based_community?wprov=sfla1

 

and then Kellyanne Conway tied it up nicely 15 years later in a totally digestible bow

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#20444

political expression is covered by the 1st amendment and enforceable under §1983 (for example, an employer cannot fire or discipline an employee for exercising their right to vote in a particular manner or toward a particular party).  removing internal guidelines won't change well settled law in this regard.  

#20445

Let's start with the obvious regarding the Trumphone and mobile plan.  They wouldn't exist if they didn't make him money.

Now, let's agree to set aside the rampant cynicism that Trump and company are banking on.  They wear people down by design.  Don't play along.

What's that you say?  This newest grift represents a violation of federal ethics laws?  Why yes!  Call it what it is and stop crying in the corner that nothing can be done.  I am beyond tired of Democrats folding.  Make yourself heard, loud and clear, over and over again.  Fuck your "friends and family" you don't want to alienate.

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#20446
23 hours ago, Captainant said:

This is such an embarrassment, gonna be in history books for how gaudy and blatantly full of bribery it is. Shit looks like a loading screen in a shitty video game lol

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I had no idea.

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When a large part of the population served prior to ending the draft, I bet the outcry would have been deafening. 

 

 

#20447

It appears that Trump mobile is "powered by Liberty mobile" which is a MVNO that leases network access from T-Mobile. The trumpmobile website is proof that these guys are working on some truly cutting edge mobile technology

https://trumpmobile.com/t1-phone

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#20448
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Donald Trump's Phone for Americans Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Holy shit. Winner. 

#20449

How is this felony allowed entry into Canada for the G7? We've got pilots who have to bid around Canada because they got a DUI 30 years ago.

#20450
11 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Are they the ones who liberated the airports at Lexington and Concord?

And won the Battle of Dunkirk!

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