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7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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This is your world, guy. Guys like you wanted chaos, and this is what chaos is.

Funny what it takes to get you to chime in. 

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12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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This is your world, guy. Guys like you wanted chaos, and this is what chaos is.

Stupid people aren't capable of self-reflection. He will respond but not ever actually answer anything, not as a rhetorical tactic but because he isn't smart enough to formulate a coherent rebuttal.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Stupid people aren't capable of self-reflection. He will respond but not ever actually answer anything, not as a rhetorical tactic but because he isn't smart enough to formulate a coherent rebuttal.

Uh, I believe you didn't read the memo.  Ana is the smartest guy in the room.  Every toom.  Just ask him.

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Stupid people aren't capable of self-reflection. He will respond but not ever actually answer anything, not as a rhetorical tactic but because he isn't smart enough to formulate a coherent rebuttal.

Never seen you do anything but snipe from the side lines. 

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It’s good to see the guy whose entire schtick for years has been “wars are bad!!!” show up after his boy drops some bombs and forcefully condemn this blatant and likely illegal act of war.

Lol jk, he just continued attacking other posters like always. Get fucked.

Are you guys ok? Y’all seem to be taking this very hard. 

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fox news : if the nobel peace prize meant anything, they'd give it to trump 😂😂😂

 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The way I think it works or is supposed to work is the original text gets original intent, amended text gets original intent as of the time of the amendment.

Makes sense...  

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29 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Are you guys ok? Y’all seem to be taking this very hard. 

Do us all a favor and fuck off. 

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Do us all a favor and fuck off. 

Work it out with your shrink. 

So are you for or against the manner in which this being conducted?  Yes or no will suffice. 

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Are you guys ok? Y’all seem to be taking this very hard. 

I’d have thought you’d be the one upset given your previous stances on military intervention.   Yet here you are with nothing negative to say about it.  Weird. 

I’d have thought you’d be the one upset given your previous stances on military intervention.   Yet here you are with nothing negative to say about it.  Weird. 

Ana is the Jordan Peterson of Surly. Define “bomb.”
7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Stupid people aren't capable of self-reflection. He will respond but not ever actually answer anything, not as a rhetorical tactic but because he isn't smart enough to formulate a coherent rebuttal.

I have watched his routine for years now just like everyone else. Everything he does here is for attention. I do not know him or what his life outside of this board entails, but on here he clearly stakes out positions that will garner him attention. I am not going to go further than that right now because anything else I say will not be kind. Suffice it to say I am not a fan of what he does on here.

7 hours ago, Derka said:

i’m watching the news right now and the us representative they have on just 100% earnestly said, “i was talking to theo von recently and he said he doesn’t know anyone who wants to get involved with this war in iran.”

we live in the most fucked up timeline. 

I think it’s time that we get you into elected office. I think most of Surly can get behind seeing you as a representative, state or national.

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's talk near-term practical issues.  What are the concerns for Americans traveling abroad in the next few weeks?  Speaking for a very very very close family member.

I'm not entirely sure Americans are less safe in western Europe than in the lower 48.

I’m in Italy. They don’t give a shit about the US right now.  Most think we’re a clown show. 

14 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

I’m in Italy. They don’t give a shit about the US right now.  Most think we’re a clown show. 

But our pizza is better!!!!

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I’d have thought you’d be the one upset given your previous stances on military intervention.   Yet here you are with nothing negative to say about it.  Weird. 

4 years from now, he'll insist he was always completely against this shit and blame it on the left. Also, the great champion of freedom and limited government never seems to condemn unidentified masked ICE goons roaming the cities singled out for retribution and abducting people into unmarked vehicles. He did say it'd be funny if the US nuked Iran. And on this page, "work it out with your shrink." Hardy har har. Touch grass. Freedom!!!!

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

I think it’s time that we get you into elected office. I think most of Surly can get behind seeing you as a representative, state or national.

Yes. This is where we are. I'm longing for more of our representatives to have the wisdom and self control of Derka. 

7 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I’d have thought you’d be the one upset given your previous stances on military intervention.   Yet here you are with nothing negative to say about it.  Weird. 

I hate everything about this. What’s wrong with you guys. 

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Suffice it to say I am not a fan of what he does on here.

You will get through this. 

44 minutes ago, Bojack said:

He did say it'd be funny if the US nuked Iran.

I did? Wow. Sounds serious. 

18 hours ago, Covri said:

Send this to all your mega peeps 😂

 

 

This is the "I've had it" podcast.

Two okie women complain. 

It's pretty good.  I personally love when they read the reviews of people who can't stand them. They're pretty funny and completely on point. 

2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

I’m in Italy. They don’t give a shit about the US right now.  Most think we’re a clown show. 

Not exactly my question, but OK?  I'm not worried about the Europeans.

JD Vance is incredibly proud of US military bombers and their mid-air refueling capability.  All the way from Missouri to Iran and back without landing -- this is only possible under strong Presidential leadership!

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

JD Vance is incredibly proud of US military bombers and their mid-air refueling capability.  All the way from Missouri to Iran and back without landing -- this is only possible under strong Presidential leadership!

Thank god those weren’t designed and built by one of the dumb presidents, but rather by Trump himself at trumpworks. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

JD Vance is incredibly proud of US military bombers and their mid-air refueling capability.  All the way from Missouri to Iran and back without landing -- this is only possible under strong Presidential leadership!

We did that when we bombed Serbia during the Kosovo bullshit 25 years ago. Nothing special about that.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

this is only possible under strong Presidential leadership!

And whatever stimulants the pilots took.

 

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

JD Vance is incredibly proud of US military bombers and their mid-air refueling capability.  All the way from Missouri to Iran and back without landing -- this is only possible under strong Presidential leadership!

 

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

JD Vance is incredibly proud of US military bombers and their mid-air refueling capability.  All the way from Missouri to Iran and back without landing -- this is only possible under strong Presidential leadership!

Too bad the new Air Force Ones won’t have that ability. Thanks trump!

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In the past couple of weeks, Donald was called a Pedo by Leon, declared war on Los Angeles, a Democratic politician was assassinated, Donald had a birthday party that nobody attended, and Bibi made Donald  bomb the fuck out of Iran. I'm sure I'm missing so much more, but this is exhausting 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Dude got played by Bibi.

What a clown. 
Art of the heel.

Dude got played by Bibi.
What a clown. 
Art of the heel.

He is the most easily manipulated POTUS we’ve ever had. It’s breathtaking. He has zero strength of will. He is his psychoses, that’s his entire being.
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


He is the most easily manipulated POTUS we’ve ever had. It’s breathtaking. He has zero strength of will. He is his psychoses, that’s his entire being.


Nero would be an upgrade when it comes to reason and critical thinking.

29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


He is the most easily manipulated POTUS we’ve ever had. It’s breathtaking. He has zero strength of will. He is his psychoses, that’s his entire being.

Prime example:

 

8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Prime example:

 

flattery japanese man GIF by South Park

With his trusty red cap and glass of Diet Coke. 

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