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3 minutes ago, Constant said:

He’s really getting into leaving his all caps signature at the end of every post. Makes sense that he would also be the worst type of message board poster. 

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Trump probably has no idea what the B-2 is, and his only idea of a stealth plane is the F-117, or maybe it was one of those "invisible" planes he talks about.
 
 

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So the moron went after AOC this morning, basically an endorsement. 

 

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

This is all completely normal.

unfortunately, it is now.

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

 

good lord 😳

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Trump on women's rights: "Saudi Arabia's done a really good job."
 

They can drive now!

(When they’re not in jail for advocating women’s right.)

He’s still bragging about having to take a cognitive test. Where he correctly identified animals and shit.

I can't post the link but Reuters is reporting that in May, administration personnel met with Le Pen's people and offered support for Le Pen's fight to get her ban from running for office in France lifted.

You know, totally normal stuff.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

 

full

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

unfortunately, it is now.

It has been normalized to the point that it hardly even gets a reaction. Insanity.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

 

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

Isn't he supposed to be in a NATO meeting right now?

7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Isn't he supposed to be in a NATO meeting right now?

There are a lot of things he's supposed to be doing.  And even more that he shouldnt.

On 6/22/2025 at 5:20 PM, Anastasis said:

You defended a genocide regime and want to act like the rest of us didn’t pay attention to what was going on. 

 

On 6/22/2025 at 10:49 PM, Anastasis said:

Nah. He did. He was deflecting while they were shoving big sticks up kids asses in detention. 

 

On 6/23/2025 at 6:42 AM, DDD Dad said:

I see you’re continuing to defame me. Back up your claim or take a vacation. 

So I guess you're on vacation.

35 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Isn't he supposed to be in a NATO meeting right now?

Too busy celebrating Ceasefire (TM)

10 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Freedom*

May be an image of text that says 'Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 29m … I have long ago informed Tim Cook of Apple that I their iPhone's that will be sold in the United States of America will be manufactured and built in the United States, not India, or anyplace else. If that is not the case, a Tariff of at least 25% must be paid by Apple to the U.S. Thank your for your attention to this matter! 437 896 3.6k Intellectual ctuali The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow What economic system has the government controlling the central means of production?'

Would still be vastly cheaper to pay the tariff than make them here.

19 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Any guy in a robe will do

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4 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean...I can't really disagree with anything there in the full context tbh. 

Well yeah, but the "do you understand that?" is so fucking par for the course for him, every one fucking knows that they've been fighting forever and don't now shit about fuck. Then add the context that he's been shitting on Obama, Biden, Harris, etc. for over a decade about how weak they were for not reaching a deal, but now that he can't even get a ceasefire to stick for even a few minutes, and "it's just so hard because they've been fighting for so long and don't know what the fuck they're doing." And it's all happening after he and his friends took a victory lap all over twitter yesterday about how he dropped some boom booms and everything was solved. You think the tens of millions of idiots in this country who saw that and are taking victory laps themselves over all their lib friends are seeing or believing the followup? That he fucking lied and/or is bragging about a deal that neither side complied with, and that it happened like immediately? Of course not.

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

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Has he actually gone anywhere, though?

Has he lost his marbles if he never had them?

 

 

 

Only try to realize the truth......   

There are no marbles..............

5 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

Why is "dumbest" in quotation marks?  Doesn't that negate the dumbness????

4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Why is "dumbest" in quotation marks?  Doesn't that negate the dumbness????

It’s his own short-hand for “Many people are saying…”, almost like a directive for his followers to propagate this line of attack…same with “the mouse”.

I absolutely hate that I can interpret this and it means I am fluent in imbecile. 

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1 hour ago, Covri said:

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The new world being bandied about for this alpha male is muscular/muscularity. Exhibit A 

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I can't post the link but Reuters is reporting that in May, administration personnel met with Le Pen's people and offered support for Le Pen's fight to get her ban from running for office in France lifted.

You know, totally normal stuff.

She ran half a hundred times and never won shit. It should be a rule that after your third election loss, you are perma-banned from the world of politics. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Whatever.   None of that matters going forward.  There's a material chance that he's going to serve a third term, no matter what.  He can do it, for reasons.....wholly-owned SCOTUS out front shoulda told ya.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Whatever.   None of that matters going forward.  There's a material chance that he's going to serve a third term, no matter what.  He can do it, for reasons.....wholly-owned SCOTUS out front shoulda told ya.

Shitbird lawyer: "He hasn't served two consecutive terms yet, which is clearly the only thing that the Amendment, which is really dumb and a terrible deal which the states never should have approved, means, because reasons."

Roberts: "Flawless argument, no notes, go forth, Dear Leader."

"Castrated" would have been a better verb, but the judges will accept "neutered."

Oh, and he'll be fine.  He has in hand the personal data of every single American, which he will be using to reap enormous profit in the coming months. Big Balls will be doing just fine, don't you worry about him.

JFC.  My posts here notwithstanding, I am an intelligent adult.  Test scores would indicate well above 95th percentile.  When I was 19 years old I was a barely functioning brain stem taking most of my input from my dick.  This guy was digging through everyone's personal data and nobody -- NOBODY (like perhaps the fucking PRESIDENT) -- thought "hey, when I was 19 I couldn't think beyond my next beer or piece of ass, maybe let's hold off on appointing this dude to a position of extreme power?"

What a world.

21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

When I was 12 to 50 years old I was a barely functioning brain stem taking most of my input from my dick.

FIF, umm, other people around here.

 

Oh for fucks sake (or is it "fuck's" sake?), the stupidity knows no bounds, yet her constituents will still eat it up.

just why, why are they all so fucking stupid, mean and crazy?

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9 hours ago, Red Five said:

He’s still bragging about having to take a cognitive test. Where he correctly identified animals and shit.

smart baby GIF
 

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I told y'all it was Obama's Nobel Peace Prize that is driving this latest frenzy.  Trump absolutely loathes Obama, ever since Trump was pantsed at the press dinner.  You cannot underestimate the level of pettiness and narcissism that drives this man.

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A warning label can reverse an abortion?

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