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So let's sue judges because we don't like their decisions.  Christ.

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On the judges thing, it might be better characterized as a suit against a Local Rule, or still more accurately, a Standing Order.

D. MD. enacted this standing order https://www.mdd.uscourts.gov/sites/mdd/files/Amended 2025-01.pdf 

That says for detainees seeking habeas corpus, certain rules apply to insure proper names are used, and to give enough time to deal with it on an emergency basis, deportations of habeas petitioners are stayed for two days.  Two.  Fucking.  Days.

Such orders come from the Chief Judge of the District, usually with the advice of the other judges.  The first authority to undo such a rule would be the Chief Judge of the Circuit sitting over the district, the Fourth Circuit.  Then I suppose the Supreme Court, which retains authority over all federal court rules.

The government is also asking that all judges of D. MD. ostensibly party to this rule or order be recused from such cases in the future, based apparently on the bias this reflects.  Judges get to run their courtrooms.  When a set of circumstances, like an administration hot to trot to deport people in a hurry, starts infringing on courtroom order and procedure, judges get to set some rules.

I suspect this goes nowhere.  Totally embarrassing for the US DOJ.  Fucking clown show.

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

On the judges thing, it might be better characterized as a suit against a Local Rule, or still more accurately, a Standing Order.

D. MD. enacted this standing order https://www.mdd.uscourts.gov/sites/mdd/files/Amended 2025-01.pdf 

That says for detainees seeking habeas corpus, certain rules apply to insure proper names are used, and to give enough time to deal with it on an emergency basis, deportations of habeas petitioners are stayed for two days.  Two.  Fucking.  Days.

Such orders come from the Chief Judge of the District, usually with the advice of the other judges.  The first authority to undo such a rule would be the Chief Judge of the Circuit sitting over the district, the Fourth Circuit.  Then I suppose the Supreme Court, which retains authority over all federal court rules.

The government is also asking that all judges of D. MD. ostensibly party to this rule or order be recused from such cases in the future, based apparently on the bias this reflects.

I suspect the Supreme Court will overturn this rule this goes nowhere.  Totally embarrassing for the US DOJ.  Fucking clown show.

FIFY

6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

FIFY

Quite possible, but you'd think the vehicle for that might be a call to Roberts or a letter.

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

Why are these idiots standing there like that???

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They are Trump's emotional support animals.

He has others, but those were the only ones available.

18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The most transparent administration is history is (checks notes)…barring the public from accessing government archives.

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I just went to the site and it seems to be operating?  What am I missing?

10 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I just went to the site and it seems to be operating?  What am I missing?

It’s not July 7 yet?

or maybe it’s in person access only that is affected and that note is dumbly vague?

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s not July 7 yet?

or maybe it’s in person access only that is affected and that note is dumbly vague?

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14 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I just went to the site and it seems to be operating?  What am I missing?

 

11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does he really want to start talking shit about test scores?  Like Wecshler?  SAT?  Against AOC?

TFG ACED the SAT. He’s never missed a question on any test he has ever taken. He also is a seven time NBA Champion, rowed across the Atlantic by himself in two days and graciously never played chess because his overwhelming brainpower was judged to be too much for anyone to ever compete against.

Well, I'll be.

https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/693080/trump-mobile-t1-phone-made-usa

 

The Trump Phone no longer promises it’s made in America

 

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When the Trump Organization launched the Trump Mobile wireless carrier, it also launched a flagship phone called the T1 Phone 8002 (gold version). One of the phone’s main selling points was that it was to be made in America. We figured that was unlikely to be true. And we were right: sometime in the last several days, the Trump Mobile siteappears to have been scrubbed of all language indicating the phone is to be made in the USA. (Like, for instance, the huge banner on the homepage that says the T1 is “MADE IN THE USA.” Just to name one example.)

 

 

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Instead, the Trump Mobile website now includes what can only be described as vague, pro-American gestures in the direction of smartphone manufacturing. The T1’s new tagline is “Premium Performance. Proudly American.” Its website says the device is “designed with American values in mind” and there are “American hands behind every device.” Under Key Features, the first thing listed is “American-Proud Design.” None of this indicates, well, anything. It certainly doesn’t say the device is made in the USA, or even designed in the USA. There are just… some hands. In America.

 

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That’s not the only thing that appears to have changed about the phone since its launch last week. It was originally advertised to have a 6.78-inch AMOLED screen, but now the T1’s site says it’s 6.25 inches. The site used to list the phone as having 12GB of RAM, and now doesn’t list RAM at all. It’s not entirely clear what’s happening here — the Trump Organization hasn’t responded to a request for comment — but it looks like Trump Mobile may have switched suppliers for the T1. Whatever’s going on, it’s certainly another reason to doubt whether this phone is for real. (The badly photoshopped image of the phone hasn’t changed, though, so that’s something.)

When Trump Mobile first launched, it was also promising the T1 Phone 8002 would ship in September. Now, the only timing I could find was “later this year.” Probably best not to hold your breath.

 

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12 hours ago, Pancho said:

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I hope he starts a Caliphate in NYC and bans the cult from setting foot anywhere in it except for the magalands of Staten Island.

9 hours ago, speed817 said:

Why are these idiots standing there like that???

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I bet if someone started blasting YMCA, Trump would instinctively start jerking 'em off. 

9 hours ago, speed817 said:

OTAN is the french acronym apparently.......Organisation du Traité de l'Atlantique Nord

Them Frogs need to learn to speak American.

Incredible. This clip is perfect. Her expression, breaking the 4th wall, and the camera work.

A+ mockumentary scene. 

 

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Changing the names of Navy ships.

The Trump administration is having the USNS Harvey Milk re-named. They've also delayed the start of a ship to be called the Thurgood Marshall. From the CBS story;

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Washington — The U.S. Navy plans to rename the USNS Harvey Milk, a fleet replenishment oiler named after the slain gay rights leader and Navy veteran, and is considering renaming multiple naval ships named after civil rights leaders and prominent American voices, CBS News has learned. 

The documents obtained by CBS News also show other vessels named after prominent leaders are also on the Navy's renaming "recommended list." 

Among them are the USNS Thurgood Marshall, USNS Ruth Bader Ginsburg, USNS Harriet Tubman, USNS Dolores Huerta, USNS Lucy Stone, USNS Cesar Chavez and USNS Medgar Evers. 

Harriet Tubman may be the bravest American in history or certainly in that class of the courageous who cannot be surpassed. I'm ashamed that I didn't know her story until the last decade.

Milk was a dive instructor in the Navy until he was discharged for being gay. They had to throw him out of the service. Donald Trump couldn't be dragged into the service. He'd have gone down on the recruiting officer if getting a gay deferment were his only option.

The kernels of corn in the shit of every person named above outshine Donald Bonespurs Trump.

Racisim, sexism, homophobia all on display via the Navy due to the shitwad president and the ocean of shitwads who either voted for him or couldn't be bothered to vote at all.

Goodnight, America.

 

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I was genuinely furious. Grammar paid the price.

16 hours ago, Pancho said:

Lulz radical republicans are freaking out about a possible Muslim mayor in NYC

 

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Let me guess...  He was really born in Kenya...

They want to deport him. Remember, they are the most racist, vile humans. 

51 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Let me guess...  He was really born in Kenya...

Close, its next door neighbor.

You jest but Mamdani wasn't born in America and they may actually try to deport him.

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15 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Mamdani's voice is grating?? 

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6 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Close, its next door neighbor.

You jest but Mamdani wasn't born in America and they may actually try to deport him.

I thought you were joking.  

And of course the fucking John Birch Society re-surfaces for this insanity.

30 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Close, its next door neighbor.

You jest but Mamdani wasn't born in America and they may actually try to deport him.

Oh, of course they will.

I suspect that internally the GOP heads are positively giddy about this development.  This is the kind of showdown they want.  It's a good stress test for how much they can get away with in these early days.

12 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

This isn’t the first time people on the right felt comfortable with this- it was also at the nominating convention and elsewhere on social media. And liberals are in a bubble?

They all need to get some therapy 

20 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

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"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity"

W.B. Yeats, "The Second Coming"

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Our Secretary of Defense doesn’t sound any different than Sean Spicer.

Version 2.0 of the Trump regime has amped up the evil and incompetence and left behind the entertainment value provided by the likes of Spicer and Scaramucci.

This is perfect.

I would like to see if the box has a Country of Origin label.
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Oh, of course they will.

I suspect that internally the GOP heads are positively giddy about this development.  This is the kind of showdown they want.  It's a good stress test for how much they can get away with in these early days.

They should be careful who they martyr. I guarantee things would pop off much bigger than a random judge or congress woman getting bullshit charges- disappearing the front runner for mayor of NYC will not be tolerated by regular people 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They have their talking points. Let’s see how long it thaws before some of our resident radical republicans start repeating the same thing 

 

These guys are hanging out delivering their political message from the laundromat?  K. 

6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

They should be careful who they martyr. I guarantee things would pop off much bigger than a random judge or congress woman getting bullshit charges- disappearing the front runner for mayor of NYC will not be tolerated by regular people 

What are regular people going to do take to the streets with more cute signs?

Just now, cmontexas said:

What are regular people going to do take to the streets with more cute signs?

That’s probably what Marie Antoinette thought 

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17 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Looks like Republicans found their new boogie man.

All the country’s woes will now be his fault …. Well him and his fellow New York liberati AOC. 
Gavin Newsome’s whiteness makes him a less than ideal  foil. Not scary and threatening.

This time next year, Mandani will be known as the Muslim Manchurian Candidate, who’s going to sharia gay marry your litter box using, gender reassigned, species fluid, cat identifying trans son-daughter

26 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

What are the 13 million regular people going to dotake to the streets with more cute signs?

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