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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well, AI gave him moobs but probably didn't make them big enough.

 

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44 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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On 6/28/2025 at 11:12 AM, flatdawgs said:

Yeah, there's been a movement here (Seattle) to switch to even years; the state lege forced all municipalities into off-year elections in 1969, so both municipal and state law would need to change. Turnout in off years even in a vote by mail state like WA is about half of even-year elections. That said, terms would be shortened by a year at the bridge rather than adding an extra year as Miami is doing.

Oh well, at least we're going to ranked-choice primaries in two years.

Do you know why ranked choice voting takes so long to declare a winner? Why aren't ballots counted and the ranking done on election night?

41 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I know that somehow, someway this will cost me some money, BUT . . .

It's going hurt the rubes that voted for him much, much more.  Pain is the only way to either break the fever or get those millions and millions of people who cant be bothered to vote to get off their asses and vote.  

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

It's going hurt the rubes that voted for him much, much more.

Yes, but cynically many of the worst provisions don’t take place until after the midterms. So the idiots will blame the Dems when they retake both chambers and all rural hospitals close

I know that somehow, someway this will cost me some money, BUT . . .
It's going hurt the rubes that voted for him much, much more.  Pain is the only way to either break the fever or get those millions and millions of people who cant be bothered to vote to get off their asses and vote.  
Elections only have consequences for liberals. Every bad thing that happens is the result of something Obama did 10 years ago. Sorry, this isn't changing in our lifetime.
6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes, but cynically many of the worst provisions don’t take place until after the midterms. So the idiots will blame the Dems when they retake both chambers and all rural hospitals close

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Yeah I've lost all hope. Trump could do a televised address from the White House, detailing specifically how he, Donald Trump, is taking away money from the rubes.... and he wouldn't lose their support. "He must really need it!". 

22 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Do you know why ranked choice voting takes so long to declare a winner? Why aren't ballots counted and the ranking done on election night?

It’s not RCV itself, it’s just the local election administration rules in place.  The RCV can be done in minutes. Some places wait until all ballots are counted, I guess because they don’t like the idea of a candidate being eliminated one day and brought back the next, but it doesn’t have to be that way. In San Francisco we see the RCV results real time. 

18 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes, but cynically many of the worst provisions don’t take place until after the midterms. So the idiots will blame the Dems when they retake both chambers and all rural hospitals close

They don’t need midterms or a dem majority to have blame placed on democrats. They don’t even have to choose the villain themselves, the rubes will assign Biden or Obama or someone more local. 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

The adults are back!

Idiots. Everyone knows alligators don't like how people taste.

6 minutes ago, austingirl said:

Idiots. Everyone knows alligators don't like how people taste.

Got to train them to prefer long pig.

A fun game would be “Who said it? Donald Trump, President of the United States, or Dr. Evil?”.

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fun fact, that was a real stunt double running over real alligators

And he did something like 5 takes

You know, a lot of people would say it's the best alligator run of all time.  I don't know, but that's what they're saying.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes, but cynically many of the worst provisions don’t take place until after the midterms. So the idiots will blame the Dems when they retake both chambers and all rural hospitals close

I didn't say anything about elections 😁 Just that the rubes will be hurting. Why?

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They wouldn't convict when he was impeached for violent insurrection.

They vote for a bill that is a nakedly wicked piece of legislation mainly comprised of cruelty and greed.

It's all right there for all to see. This is what utter defeat looks like. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They wouldn't convict when he was impeached for violent insurrection.

They vote for a bill that is a nakedly wicked piece of legislation mainly comprised of cruelty and greed.

It's all right there for all to see. This is what utter defeat looks like. 

counterpoint: this is what winning looks like when you're a complete piece of shit

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Lisa Murkowski is a cunt.

GOP Senator Blasts Trump’s Bill Moments After Voting for It

https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-senator-blasts-trumps-bill-moments-after-voting-for-it/

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Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski criticized President Donald Trump’s megabill just moments after delivering the key vote to pass the legislation in the Senate.

The president’s so-called One Big Beautiful Bill Act passed in the Senate 51 to 50 on Tuesday, with Vice President J.D. Vance breaking the tie.

Murkowski was one of the Republican holdouts who voted “yes” on the legislation after GOP Senate leaders scrambled to make a series of changes to the bill to ease her concerns over its impact on health care and food assistance cuts in her state.

The Alaska lawmaker called the vote “agonizing” but told reporters who swarmed around her after she cast it for the legislation that the work was far from over.

Republican Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski speaks to the press after the Senate passed President Donald Trump’s sweeping spending and tax bill on July 1, 2025. / Elizabeth Frantz/Reuters

“We do not have a perfect bill by any stretch of the imagination,” Murkowski told reporters. “My hope is that the House is going to look at this and recognize that we’re not there yet.”

However, House GOP leaders said they would vote on the legislation this week with the goal of getting it over to the president’s desk for his signature by the 4th of July, which is Friday.

Senate Republican leaders worked tirelessly in the final stretch to get Murkowski onboard with a series of provisions to lessen the substantial impact of Medicaid and food assistance cuts would have on her state.

Murkowski said she urged the White House to continue further with the process rather than sticking with the president’s “artificial” timeline.

However, asked why she voted for it if she thinks it needs more work, the Alaska lawmaker said that the looming end of the 2017 tax cuts at the end of the year would hurt people in Alaska, telling reporters of the bill, “kill it and it’s gone.”

GOP Senator Rand Paul, who was one of three Republican senators to vote against the bill, slammed its passage and made a dig at Murkowski, writing on X: “They chose subsidies and carveouts for the Senator from Alaska.”

Asked to respond on Tuesday after the vote by NBC News’ Ryan Nobles, Murkowski fired back.

“My response is I have an obligation to the people of the state of Alaska, and I live up to that every single day,” she said after delivering an intense glare. “I fight for my state’s interests, and I make sure Alaskans are understood.”

Murkowski argued she worked hard to take care of her state with its “more unique situations.”

“When people suggest that federal dollars go to one of our 50 states in a ‘bailout,’ I find that offensive,” she continued. “I advocated for my state’s interests. I will continue to do that, and I will make no excuses for doing that.”

GOP Senator Lisa Murkowski surrounded by reporters after she voted

She also acknowledged that there are Americans who will “not be advantaged” by the bill and slammed the process of rushing through a bill rather than trying to produce the one best for the country.

Paul was not the only one who seized on Murkowski’s “yes” vote to get the bill through the Senate.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said after the vote that Democrats fought and won to get a Medicaid special preference for Alaska stricken from the bill. He called the provision a “polar payoff.”

It harkened back to eight years ago, when Republicans were trying to repeal Obamacare, they slipped a provision into the bill to give Alaska access to federal money. It was dubbed the “polar payout.” In the end, Murkowski still voted against the Obamacare repeal anyway.

Early Tuesday, Senate Republicans were able to rework a carveout that would delay food assistance cuts for states like Alaska after the initial one did not appear to be compliant with Senate rules.

After another Medicaid provision was knocked out, Senate Republicans in the end doubled the proposed rural hospital fund from $25 billion to $50 billion to help appease Republicans like Murkowski, who raised concerns over cuts to the health insurance program for low-income Americans.

Schumer blasted the move on Tuesday after the bill passed. He called it a “fig leaf” and argued that creating a $50 billion fund to help prevent rural hospitals from closing due to funding cuts would not make up for $1 trillion being chopped from Medicaid.

 

13 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that chyron, tho...

TRUMP ON IF MIGRANT ESCAPES, THEY'LL JUST GET EATEN BY WILDLIFE: I GUESS THAT'S THE CONCEPT

Gulf of America hat. What a fucking dork. 

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In other news, and well, fuck him:

 

 

 

Why does Jimmy Swaggart look like Will Farrell playing Jimmy Swaggart on SNL?

17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In other news, and well, fuck him:

 

 

 

Looks more like William Hurt.

3 hours ago, GenXer said:

And he did something like 5 takes

(posting this, and imagining another stiff white guy in a sportcoat making the run.... ah, hell, Dotard ain't running anywheres, and would weigh down the gators and drown them)

 

31 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

I'd never heard of this guy before. He was fucking psychotic fraud.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Kinkade

I mean....let's not be so quick to judge here....

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and alleged his proclivity for ritual territory marking by urination, once relieving himself on a Winnie the Pooh figure at the Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim while saying, "This one's for you, Walt."

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In 2006, John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion six years previously, Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. 

Sounds like a man with a soul most of us would recognize.

24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Our country is a just a backwoods nascar race. this is so fucking trashy

 

They’re selling merch for a literal concentration camp. I assume it will all be bought by folks who call themselves Christian’s too. 

Next up, Gorilla Gitmo, where Muslim terrorists hiding in American convenience stores and cubicles are forced to fistfight live gorillas.  And you can watch all the action on TrumpTube.com, debuting Aug 1st for the low introductory rate of $0.99 for your first month!!  *

 

 

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Why does Jimmy Swaggart look like Will Farrell playing Jimmy Swaggart on SNL?

One more evil bastard dead. Enjoy hell.
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

That's an interesting last name you have, Savanah.  Is that Iroquois?  Cherokee, maybe?

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Our country is a just a backwoods nascar race. this is so fucking trashy

 

Oh fucking Christ.

jesus it gets dumber and dumber, and more inhumane. 

would this bill giving rich people more money and screwing everyone else - is there anyone other than elmo throwing a fit? like, some kind of pre-leopard stage awareness yet? genuinely asking. trying to find something to hang a positive thought on.

 

21 minutes ago, staboner said:

jesus it gets dumber and dumber, and more inhumane. 

would this bill giving rich people more money and screwing everyone else - is there anyone other than elmo throwing a fit? like, some kind of pre-leopard stage awareness yet? genuinely asking. trying to find something to hang a positive thought on.

 

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