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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When she says fake, she means engineered, right?  Or does she think these things literally did not happen?

You're asking questions that would require critical thinking.

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yes I was able to follow that part. What is "fake flooding" supposed to be, in upside down world? Fake water? Fake deaths?

Fake Red Fives posting on a fake surly website 

Has Dear Leader made any statements about the floods or missing children?

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

This country is lost 

 

i don't know if the worst part about the internet is that it's training the AI that's eventually going to kill us all or that it allowed all the morons to find each other

29 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yes I was able to follow that part. What is "fake flooding" supposed to be, in upside down world? Fake water? Fake deaths?

jewish space lasers controlling the weather.

This country is lost 
 

 
She's running for a Georgia congressional seat.  Literally, her campaign slogan is "Jesus, Guns and Babies".
 
 

Yep. We are completely irredeemable, and I’m starting to think that the main thing wrong with deadly floods like this is that they didn’t cover the whole of the country. We are not worthy of having this country any more.
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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Yep. We are completely irredeemable, and I’m starting to think that the main thing wrong with deadly floods like this is that they didn’t cover the whole of the country. We are not worthy of having this country any more.

 

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iirc every blue check is now a paid for blue check idiot.

26 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Julie is a cunt. I am not on Twitter anymore. Is this crazy one of the paid for a blue check idiots?

no doubt, this one is …

 

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I was bumping channels in the car and stopped on MSNBC. I was there long enough to hear Dotard tell a crowd of people that he "hates all democrats" because "they all hate America". 

Something something angers me because something Obama the most divisive president ever something something spicy mustard.

3 hours ago, royiv said:

Has Dear Leader made any statements about the floods or missing children?

He has. And he mentioned federal assistance to the affected area.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

My longstanding theory is they are going the rewrite history and write out slavery, Obama, and make Fat Boy the new Washington 

 

Remember when PBS tweeted the Declaration of Independence and the right wingers went nuts, because they didn't actually know what it said and thought it was left-wing propaganda.  Well it now is.  Because they only people who give a flying fuck about the country are left-wing.  

15 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Predatory loans will be the new norm (again). They have the blue collar workers and immigrants lined up to be slave labor, now this puts white collar jobs as debt slaves. It’s all in project 2025.

Welcome to Nivek's 16 Tons Student Loans and Harem.  For only the low rate of 16% or your 16 yr old daughter for 16 years, we can finance your or her education.  Remember our slogan, it isn't illegal if I do it. 

16 percent and what'd ya get? 
 

Another day older and deeper in debt. 

Mercer County, holla!  Where's Massachusetts? Losers!

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And there it is

If "she" is really a "she" or a "he," it's Canadian, for God's sake.

43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Whatever happened with her husband. Heard he ain't got no green card.

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Too bad daddy didn’t cripple her instead of Chucky Mullins. 

Donald Trump accusing someone of going off the rails is like Bob Stoops accusing someone of being an asshole.

22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

I googled this to make sure it's real, and of course it is.

What's the matter, scarecrow, been too long since anyone gave a shit what you had to say?

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

I googled this to make sure it's real, and of course it is.

What's the matter, scarecrow, been too long since anyone gave a shit what you had to say?

I don't think Ms. Coulter understood what that lady was saying.  It was hard to follow.  For Ann it was simply an opportunity to take another racist hateful potshot.

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think Ms. Coulter understood what that lady was saying.  It was hard to follow.  For Ann it was simply an opportunity to take another racist hateful potshot.

I listened to it and was puzzled myself. Are we all the colonizers she talked about?  When she says destruction of America does she mean it literally like we all go back to our immigrant root countries?  Or just destruction of the current American cultural and social architecture in favor of something more inclusive?

Karoline Levitt was just at the podium talking about how much Trump loves Texans. I would have liked to have seen a question from a reporter along the lines of "Are you under the impression that Texas is comprised of 100% republicans? Because Trump made it very clear the other day that he hates all democrats." 

We’re not “True Texans” though. All real Texans vote (R) and hate all libs. 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Dot or feather?

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I stole this

 

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18 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Donald Trump accusing someone of going off the rails is like Bob Stoops accusing someone of eating a bag of dicks.

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DJT got the world’s richest man to be the cover boy of all the unpopular cuts he made with DOGE and still gets to publicly humiliate him. Whether you like it or not, that’s Art of the Deal

25 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

DJT got the world’s richest man to be the cover boy of all the unpopular cuts he made with DOGE and still gets to publicly humiliate him. Whether you like it or not, that’s Art of the Deal

Only if you're a gullible bootlicker. Here's the thing: Trump accepts accountability for nothing. The MAGAts celebrate this. Musk. Biden. Obama. AOC. Bigfoot and Kim Kardashian's secret love child. Anyone dotard says is the reason for something bad is lapped up by his base.

He's only a master deal maker if you have the IQ of the hairball my cat barfed up at 2AM this morning.

Spoiler alert: there were not 90 deals in 90 days because Donald Trump said there would be.

If he said the sun would rise tomorrow, it is a certainty that for the first time in the history of this planet it would not.

 

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