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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Here’s what I hate about this: there is a core truth to what she’s saying. There are a lot of able-bodied Americans on Medicaid, but the vast majority, about 2/3, are working, often for very large employers whose labor costs are subsidized by the taxpayer. That is a problem. 
My opinion is and has been for a long time that we should tax companies that employ more than 25 people dollar for dollar on the public assistance provided to their employees. 

But even if we did, WE WOULD STILL NEED IMMIGRANT LABOR

There's also the people on medicare who later have to go on medicaid because they need to go to a nursing home or similar, and medicaid is what pays for that. I have no idea what will happen to those people. A good friend just put her father in a nursing home that accepts medicaid...I expect if he's still alive when these changes go into effect he'll either become homeless or live with her in her smallish apartment. 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If Europe was smart, they would make sure no Americans come into their countries to ruin them like we've done to our own country.

They let Cruz in last week.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If Europe was smart, they would make sure no Americans come into their countries to ruin them like we've done to our own country.

My mom is over there now. Can this wait until she gets back on Sunday?

44 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

 

That and for the second straight month not a single illegal made it in.  Apparently.

Just throwing shit out there for the dumbasses to lap up.

Just now, landman said:

That and for the second straight month not a single illegal made it in.  Apparently.

Just throwing shit out there for the dumbasses to lap up.

This administration cracks me up. They put out the most obvious propaganda that can easily be disproven and people just lap it up. “The average American now makes $675,000 annually” and people would believe it while looking at their bank account with less than $1,000 in it.

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh. 

 

Man, all of those small government conservatives, who have spent decades screaming about fictional democrat presidents saying things that sound exactly like that, sure will be pissed at this.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

The children are gone. 

 

fucking WHAT? The first thing that "John" says in response is "Obama's president." 

fucking WHAT? The first thing that "John" says in response is "Obama's president." 

I couldn’t understand what he said but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t that.
Just now, Red Five said:

I couldn’t understand what he said but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t that.

that's what the video caption said, at least

53 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lol

 

That letter is distinctly Trumpian in using capitals for emphasis and overuse of superlatives.

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

What?!?!

 

 

Breaks over Grandma, time to go earn that SSDI check, ya lazy fucking hag

Grandma Had An Accident - The Shorty Awards

28 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I couldn’t understand what he said but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t that.

 

28 minutes ago, Captainant said:

that's what the video caption said, at least

Well Mr president

good lord ppl

Well Mr president
good lord ppl

I just listened once at work with earbuds in. Didn’t feel the need to dissect it.
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

Trump is Bibi’s lap dog.

He is getting a Nobel Peace Prize for not releasing the Epstein list.

Has anyone ever openly campaigned for a Nobel prize before?

Yeah yeah, “imagine if Obama”, but just imagine. Hell he won one, and was pretty adamant that he didn’t deserve it.

41 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Breaks over Grandma, time to go earn that SSDI check, ya lazy fucking hag

Grandma Had An Accident - The Shorty Awards

He can break me any time 

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I’m not sure there’s anything anyone could do at the moment to hurt their chances at a Nobel Prize more than getting an endorsement from Netanyahu.

According to the statutes of the Nobel Foundation, a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize is considered valid if it is submitted by a person who falls within one of the following categories, a personal application for an award will not be considered:

  1. Members of national assemblies and national governments (cabinet members/ministers) of sovereign states as well as current heads of state
  2. Members of The International Court of Justice in The Hague and The Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague
  3. Members of l’Institut de Droit International
  4. Members of the International Board of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom
  5. University professors, professors emeriti and associate professors of history, social sciences, law, philosophy, theology, and religion; university rectors and university directors (or their equivalents); directors of peace research institutes and foreign policy institutes
  6. Persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
  7. Members of the main board of directors or its equivalent of organizations that have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
  8. Current and former members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee (proposals by current members of the Committee to be submitted no later than at the first meeting of the Committee after 1 February)
  9. Former advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Committee

There has to be at least one poster on here that qualifies under #5.  We should nominate @tx 3 putt

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Oh boy 

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Racist hate speech is “cheeky”? Hitler would fix this! This timeline is shit. 

The last two pages have gone to plaid on the stupidity. We are 6 months in. I fully expect him to murder a Democrat on the White House lawn while peeing on one of his magat sycophants and then setting the Capitol building on fire by year 4.  

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I refuse to watch any video of that rapist criminal. 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Oh boy 

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TIL that you can feed computers the same ketamine that Elno uses and suffer similar psychoses. Huh.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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I’d like the mineral rights to his face.

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

This is another instance where Surly’s stated policy of not wishing harm to or death of another individual or individuals is tested. 

22 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Do you normally grow cartilage back so pristinely like that? /no doctor

How about the white strip on his nose.  Is he wearing breathe right strips on his nose when not on camera because he can’t breathe well? 

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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

This is another instance where Surly’s stated policy of not wishing harm to or death of another individual or individuals is tested. 

I don't wish harm or death to anybody. 

However, there are a lot of obituaries that I devoutly wish to live long enough to read.

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