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Not sure who this Ashly Moody twat is

27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not sure who this Ashly Moody twat is
 

Freshman Senator from Florida.  Replaced lil Marco by appointment from Meatball Ron.

Former Florida AG, and as such

  • sued to repeal Obamacare
  • joined in Texas v. Pennsylvania, Paxton's frivolous Supreme Court original jurisdiction case
  • opposed legalization
  • opposed restoration of felon voting

Also, with the exception of Brennan's testimony to Congress in 2023, criminal prosecution for "Russia gate" is barred by limitations, having occurred more than five years ago.

Performative nonsense and she knows it.  And let's not forget this was also the subject of the Durham investigation, five some-odd years ago now.

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18 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

According to the statutes of the Nobel Foundation, a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize is considered valid if it is submitted by a person who falls within one of the following categories, a personal application for an award will not be considered:

  1. Members of national assemblies and national governments (cabinet members/ministers) of sovereign states as well as current heads of state
  2. Members of The International Court of Justice in The Hague and The Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague
  3. Members of l’Institut de Droit International
  4. Members of the International Board of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom
  5. University professors, professors emeriti and associate professors of history, social sciences, law, philosophy, theology, and religion; university rectors and university directors (or their equivalents); directors of peace research institutes and foreign policy institutes
  6. Persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
  7. Members of the main board of directors or its equivalent of organizations that have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
  8. Current and former members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee (proposals by current members of the Committee to be submitted no later than at the first meeting of the Committee after 1 February)
  9. Former advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Committee

There has to be at least one poster on here that qualifies under #5.  We should nominate @tx 3 putt

 

 

i can talk about working with young single moms. it's a passion really. i'd share picks but we can't post tasteful artsy nudes here 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

i can talk about working with young single moms. it's a passion really. i'd share picks but we can't post tasteful artsy nudes here 

a man wearing a red shirt is asking who told you that

37 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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He's going to cram them all in on the last day, and then it'll be like . . .

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He sounds like they rolled him out of bed and tossed his dentures in without adhesive. The daily embarrassment that never ends. 

Are you trying to tell me that Trump doesn’t know the history of Liberia?

if informed, it will certainly give him ideas. 

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32 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He’s fiending for the links.

He’s just so fucking stupid

35 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He’s fiending for the links.

Remember when it was a big deal to vomit in Japan

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Not sure who this Ashly Moody twat is
 

The bigger issue is the continued use of the bug/vermin metaphor, particularly coming from those in power. That sort of thing traditionally ends in very, very dark places.

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Wow, does he not realize just how stupid this answer is?

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Well it was a good dream.  That never was even a twinkle in dotard's eye.  Never was even given a real thought.

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Wow, does he not realize just how stupid this answer is?

Wow. He doesn't know, but he would know if they were halted. But, they were halted and he doesn't know. I would've had a follow up question: Did you ask the makeup artist to make you resemble a racoon? 

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12 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

The bigger issue is the continued use of the bug/vermin metaphor, particularly coming from those in power. That sort of thing traditionally ends in very, very dark places.

It’s Nazi shit. It ends in the fucking Holocaust. Concentration camps are already in use domestically as well as foreign countries and no court is able to stop brown people from being shipped there ALREADY. Let’s not pussyfoot around and stop being afraid to call Nazi shit some Nazi shit. 

It's really incredible how stupid this motherfucker truly is.

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nm already posted 

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13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

It’s Nazi shit. It ends in the fucking Holocaust. Concentration camps are already in use domestically as well as foreign countries and no court is able to stop brown people from being shipped there ALREADY. Let’s not pussyfoot around and stop being afraid to call Nazi shit some Nazi shit. 

It also ends in Rwanda, the Khmer killing fields, and a bunch of other heinous shit. Dealer's choice. 

On 7/8/2025 at 2:49 PM, C-Man said:

 

Why would the Nobel committee be swayed by a war criminal?

Trump has sic’d. his DOJ on Comey and Brennan. I don’t understand why he’s not grateful to Comey for sabotaging Hillary’s campaign 11 days before the election. I’ll repeat for emphasis. Trump is irredeemably evil:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-says-brennan-comey-crooked-hell-amid-fbi-probe-may-have-to-pay-the-price

Well, I know nothing about it other than what I read today," Trump said. "But I will tell you, I think they're very dishonest people. I think they're crooked as hell. And, maybe they have to pay a price for that."

"I believe they are truly bad people and dishonest people," the president added. "So whatever happens, happens." 

Justice Department sources told Fox News Digital that CIA Director John Ratcliffe referred evidence of wrongdoing by Brennan to FBI Director Kash Patel for potential prosecution. 

The sources said that Ratcliffe's referral was received and told Fox News Digital that a criminal investigation into Brennan was opened and is underway. DOJ sources declined to provide further details. It is unclear, at this point, if the investigation spans beyond his alleged false statements to Congress.

As for Comey, DOJ sources told Fox News Digital that an investigation into the former director is underway, but could not share details of what specifically is being probed.

Why would the Nobel committee be swayed by a war criminal?

A war criminal nominating a 34 time convicted felon and sex offender. I’m sure they’ll get right on that.

Of course, he’ll probably end up trying to extort them or something in exchange for a Nobel prize.
11 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Trump has sic’d. his DOJ on Comey and Brennan. I don’t understand why he’s not grateful to Comey for sabotaging Hillary’s campaign 11 days before the election. 

I don't think Comey's bullshit affected the 2016 election outcome.  Trump was still beating Hillary even if Comey kept his mouth shut.  

But still, fuck him.  I hope the Trump gestapo goes full no-lube.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Someone please shoot Chollie in both of his knees, please (and also in his knee-neck)

 

Fucking clown

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He sounds like they rolled him out of bed and tossed his dentures in without adhesive. The daily embarrassment that never ends. 

maybe he'll choke on them

36 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Trump has sic’d. his DOJ on Comey and Brennan. I don’t understand why he’s not grateful to Comey for sabotaging Hillary’s campaign 11 days before the election. I’ll repeat for emphasis. Trump is irredeemably evil:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-says-brennan-comey-crooked-hell-amid-fbi-probe-may-have-to-pay-the-price

 

Well, I know nothing about it other than what I read today," Trump said. "But I will tell you, I think they're very dishonest people. I think they're crooked as hell. And, maybe they have to pay a price for that."

"I believe they are truly bad people and dishonest people," the president added. "So whatever happens, happens." 

Justice Department sources told Fox News Digital that CIA Director John Ratcliffe referred evidence of wrongdoing by Brennan to FBI Director Kash Patel for potential prosecution. 

The sources said that Ratcliffe's referral was received and told Fox News Digital that a criminal investigation into Brennan was opened and is underway. DOJ sources declined to provide further details. It is unclear, at this point, if the investigation spans beyond his alleged false statements to Congress.

As for Comey, DOJ sources told Fox News Digital that an investigation into the former director is underway, but could not share details of what specifically is being probed.

Since we’ve already thrown out the rule of law, despite protestations from the surly legal mafia, might as well ship Comey’s ass off to South Sudan. I will shed no tears for that fucker. 

1 hour ago, flatdawgs said:

The bigger issue is the continued use of the bug/vermin metaphor, particularly coming from those in power. That sort of thing traditionally ends in very, very dark places.

ESSO stations usually have lights on.

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26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Someone please shoot Chollie in both of his knees, please (and also in his knee-neck)

 

Because Kerr county is chock full of DEI. 

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He’s just so fucking stupid

 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

It's really incredible how stupid this motherfucker truly is.

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nm already posted 

Sure, but, we had a negro president that asked for spicy mustard on his hot dog.  

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Giant fans on the border should do the trick. 

Bill fans are closer to the border

Just now, Underdog said:

Giant fans on the border should do the trick. 

NY Giants or SF Giants?  I’d go with NY.  They are probably more repulsive.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

He absolutely dictated that letter and no one was allowed to correct it.  Either that or it was written in collaboration with the same person that writes his Truths.

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He absolutely dictated that letter and no one was allowed to correct it.

There is no software on this earth that would randomly capitalize letters like that.

Wait . . . a . . . minute . . .

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

wait a minute.  Is this motherfucker putting a tariff on Brazilian waxes?  If so, expect to read about my assassination attempt in the near future. 

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