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11 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

MAGA looks at this as WORSE than warning people who are about to bomb federal buildings that their hideout is about to be raided.

Just so we can keep our perspectives. 

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20 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Shit. That is going to be how this issue is solved isn't it? Slave labor from prisons.

Don't say slave. It disturbs the school children. The white ones.

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Looks exactly how I expected them to. Fat ass white trash.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Why hide it? Corruption and bribery is encouraged now 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

95% of America will never know this happened or doesn’t even understand what it means. 

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DHS Tells Police That Common Protest Activities Are ‘Violent Tactics’
DHS is urging law enforcement to treat even skateboarding and livestreaming as signs of violent intent during a protest, turning everyday behavior into a pretext for police action.

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Finally I'm a real rebel.  BRB going to do some ollies at the next protest and get branded as dangerous.

The children are gone example eleventy billion. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Official White House account:

 

Isn’t marijuana still illegal federally?  Why not grab the owners of these farms while you’re on property doing authoritarianism?

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

How can anyone think this was live?

 

 

Oh wait ...

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Official White House account:

 

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6 hours ago, Okie State said:

Every day is somehow more embarrassing, angering and depressing than the day before.

3.5 more years of this shit. I hope we can survive. (oh, and fify)

We'll probably hear a lot of similar stories over the next few years

 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

lol what the hell is going on there?

18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

We'll probably hear a lot of similar stories over the next few years

 

and now he'll become a forever wife in prison but at least he'll have three squares and roof

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol what the hell is going on there?

No shit.  WTF is she freaking out about?  That there's brown person near her?

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No shit.  WTF is she freaking out about?  That there's brown person near her?

Is that a tape measure she's flinging about?  Did she just realize she's 32-30-32?

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:


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There are around 72 million children in the US. We lost 300k of them during Biden's term? Huh. Seems like a lot. 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:


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What he really means is that as Texans, we love football, and we expect to see better QB play especially since the new guy can run a bit (dead girls) and ultimately this is a time for us to prey and blame (black guy did it)  but for us to come together and and san dimas high school football rules! 

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There are around 72 million children in the US. We lost 300k of them during Biden's term? Huh. Seems like a lot. 

Yeah, I sure would've thought I'd have heard a little more about these 300K missing kids.  I mean it was a busy new cycle, but who knows.

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Yeah, I sure would've thought I'd have heard a little more about these 300K missing kids.  I mean it was a busy new cycle, but who knows.


It doesn't matter.  Trump said 300,000 kids were missing.  By tomorrow, it will be that illegal immigrants kidnapped, raped or killed 300,000 kids under Biden, the media covered it up and that's all that will matter.

 

 

 

 

He's talking about how the U.S. doesn't know the location of 300,000 undocumented migrant children. As per usual, he just can't verbalize things due to the dumb in his brain.

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20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Before the fall, this would be an outrage. Now, Americans just shrug and fill up on cheaper gas.

I turn on MSNBC and the chyron says "FBI agents questioned via polygraph tests if they have said anything negative about Patel."

48 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

He's talking about how the U.S. doesn't know the location of 300,000 undocumented migrant children. As per usual, he just can't verbalize things due to the dumb in his brain.

So by “getting them back” he means violently deporting 

 
 
 
I want to punch him in the face and balls so fucking bad

This is so fucking Third Reichy it's scary.
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20 hours ago, Da Fino said:

As god is my witness, I thought that account was as made up as 5th year letterman. 

 

they have hooters in malaysia ?

Was unfortunately in the presence of a TV with the orange orangutan spewing bullshit about how a year ago we were a dead country and now we're #1 in every category you can be #1 in. Hottest country on the planet. No countries are as hot as we are.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Mind numbingly stupid verbal diarrhea.

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Was unfortunately in the presence of a TV with the Orange orangutan spewing bullshit about how a year ago we were a dead country and now we're #1 in every category you can be #1 in. Hottest country on the planet. No countries are as hot as we are.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Mind numbingly stupid verbal diarrhea.

If the Dems were on the GOP propaganda strategy they’d spin that statement into trump admitting global warming exists

6 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Was unfortunately in the presence of a TV with the orange orangutan spewing bullshit about how a year ago we were a dead country and now we're #1 in every category you can be #1 in. Hottest country on the planet. No countries are as hot as we are.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Mind numbingly stupid verbal diarrhea.

He did the same thing days after his first inauguration. "Look at these amazing numbers on the economy! They were fake under Obama, but now that I'm president they're real."

And people just nod their heads and go along with it.

lol sounds like Bongos and Kesh want to resign

The only reason Dan Bongos wants to resign is because he can’t be a troll 24/7 and make money off of making up bullshit stories all day. In the job he’s in now he actually has to fucking work.

 

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