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22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It would be nice if Democratic legislatures in blue states would take the hint.

Jeffries was asked about it and said stay tuned. Whatever the hell that means 

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4 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Dotard has also been saying for months that they completely destroyed inflation and that it’s not a thing anymore.

Yeah, what until someone explains to him what Stagflation is after he forces interest rate drops.

 

At some point you would think the redistricting scam would break down. We can at least hope.
32 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is fake. 

Maybe that is already obvious, but in this world we live in now, it needs to be stated. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

These people are mentally broken 

 

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Trash is correct. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

My dream would be that they cut the margins so thin in trying to win every seat in Texas that, once the tariffs / Medicaid / Epstein file shit all sets in, they end up losing 5-10 seats instead of gaining 5.  Probably won't happen, but I think they're taking all the safe seats they have for granted.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I am curious how this would be possible considering how much it is already gerrymandered with scientific precision.

But I guess I will find out.

8 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

My dream would be that they cut the margins so thin in trying to win every seat in Texas that, once the tariffs / Medicaid / Epstein file shit all sets in, they end up losing 5-10 seats instead of gaining 5.  Probably won't happen, but I think they're taking all the safe seats they have for granted.

That is always a danger when you gerrymander.

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if someone talked like this in your family, you’d have them in the ward.

This sounds like what your grandpa says while he’s at the nursing home and you know he only has a few more months left

 

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12 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

My dream would be that they cut the margins so thin in trying to win every seat in Texas that, once the tariffs / Medicaid / Epstein file shit all sets in, they end up losing 5-10 seats instead of gaining 5.  Probably won't happen, but I think they're taking all the safe seats they have for granted.

I wouldn't be surprised if they let an LLM redraw the maps, so anything is possible. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

if someone talked like this in your family, you’d have them in the ward.

This sounds like what your grandpa says while he’s at the nursing home and you know he only has a few more months left

 

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And it works.

I wish it didn't, but it does.

That says a lot about the American electorate.

He still thinks a cognitive test is somehow related to IQ.  Christ on a cracker.

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

if someone talked like this in your family, you’d have them in the ward.

This sounds like what your grandpa says while he’s at the nursing home and you know he only has a few more months left

 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

He still thinks a cognitive test is somehow related to IQ.  Christ on a cracker.

I mean he still thinks those seeking asylum are from insane asylums so…

 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

These people are mentally broken 

 

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This is what I have been saying. These people think all this disastrous dumbass shit is great and they praise him for it. There is no catastrophe big enough that can befall the United States, there is no scandal depraved enough that could be committed by Donald Trump that will convince them otherwise. Everything he does is no big deal even if it literal child rape and trafficking. Every disaster his policies create is somebody else's fault or some act of God that nobody could have prevented despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

And more than that, they are just evil people who want to do bad things to other people. These are the kinds of people this country is full of. This is America. And more than that we have always had tons of these people.

And that is the reality we are all having a hard time accepting.

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It would be nice if Democratic legislatures in blue states would take the hint.

The other evening on NPR, one of the reporters mentioned that Newsom is on record as stating that for every district Texas fucks up with more gerrymandering, they'd do the same in California. 

1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

My dream would be that they cut the margins so thin in trying to win every seat in Texas that, once the tariffs / Medicaid / Epstein file shit all sets in, they end up losing 5-10 seats instead of gaining 5.  Probably won't happen, but I think they're taking all the safe seats they have for granted.

In the last round, they specifically shored up incumbents because the Rs thought they reached the limits of their gerrymandering in Texas. To do this, they will have to make seats more competitive. If they believed there were 5 seats to be gained, they absolutely would have done that in 2020.

TFG has demonstrated a significant disregard to any and all risks. That’s how you end up with Herschel Walker winning the R nomination in Georgia. He’s requesting that several of the R incumbents walk the plank and they are hoping it doesn’t break. I hope they all end up drowning in the ocean.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

The other evening on NPR, one of the reporters mentioned that Newsom is on record as stating that for every district Texas fucks up with more gerrymandering, they'd do the same in California. 

I think California uses a commission to determine its districts. I’m not sure Newsom can follow through on this.

7 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Hitler wasn't a narcissist?

Hitler’s fear of being captured by the Soviets turned out to be greater than anything else. As drug addled as TFG is, he was child’s play in that department in comparison to Hitler. 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

This is what I have been saying. These people think all this disastrous dumbass shit is great and they praise him for it. There is no catastrophe big enough that can befall the United States, there is no scandal depraved enough that could be committed by Donald Trump that will convince them otherwise. Everything he does is no big deal even if it literal child rape and trafficking. Every disaster his policies create is somebody else's fault or some act of God that nobody could have prevented despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

And more than that, they are just evil people who want to do bad things to other people. These are the kinds of people this country is full of. This is America. And more than that we have always had tons of these people.

And that is the reality we are all having a hard time accepting.

But the guy posits that what does it matter if some politician had sex with a 16-year-old. What he doesn’t say is what if it’s Trump that there’s definitive proof that he raped a 16-year-old. That would change things, I think.

EDIT: Or maybe not. Probably not.

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5 hours ago, wood said:

 

Shot:

 

 

Chaser:

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Christ, the pathology is so obvious.  It takes 2 seconds to see that Teddie K went to Harvard and Michigan.

I think California uses a commission to determine its districts. I’m not sure Newsom can follow through on this.

That is correct and it was voted in by their citizens because they're mostly sane.

America KKKristians are the dumbest, most gullible motherfuckers on Earth. I bet this motherfucker believes in a 6000 yr old Earth.

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13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

America KKKristians are the dumbest, most gullible motherfuckers on Earth. I bet this motherfucker believes in a 6000 yr old Earth.

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Well in the sense that everything that happens is divine providence. Stalin was once in the custody of Tsarist Russia and almost miraculously wasn't put to death. I guess Joseph Stalin was God's agent on earth.

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

These people are mentally broken 

 

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Username checks out.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Holy shit, my dudes. That's the worst I've seen since just before my stepmonster died.

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52 minutes ago, wood said:

Holy shit, my dudes. That's the worst I've seen since just before my stepmonster died.

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7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is fake. 

Maybe that is already obvious, but in this world we live in now, it needs to be stated. 

 

 

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dammit @Schulz2.0

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

America KKKristians are the dumbest, most gullible motherfuckers on Earth. I bet this motherfucker believes in a 6000 yr old Earth.

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God musta been really pissed at that firefighter supporter in attendance.  I'm guessing there was a good purpose for him leaving a widow and kids.

5 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

This is what I have been saying. These people think all this disastrous dumbass shit is great and they praise him for it. There is no catastrophe big enough that can befall the United States, there is no scandal depraved enough that could be committed by Donald Trump that will convince them otherwise. Everything he does is no big deal even if it literal child rape and trafficking. Every disaster his policies create is somebody else's fault or some act of God that nobody could have prevented despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

And more than that, they are just evil people who want to do bad things to other people. These are the kinds of people this country is full of. This is America. And more than that we have always had tons of these people.

And that is the reality we are all having a hard time accepting.

Are you already on the Board for The Ledge?  Because if not, I’d like to introduce you to some of our literature. 

29 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

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I don't want to give away a pretty good gag from the new Superman movie about social media but I'll be damned if what happens in that movie doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense about why we're in this current reality with MAGA people and social media. 

 

In the movie, Lex Luthor has an army of monkeys that have chips built into their heads that make them spend all day talking shit about Superman on social media so Luthor can use that groundswell to show "the public" hates and distrusts Superman.

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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What the fuck would that be?  

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4 hours ago, C-Man said:

But the guy posits that what does it matter if some politician had sex with a 16-year-old. What he doesn’t say is what if it’s Trump that there’s definitive proof that he raped a 16-year-old. That would change things, I think.

EDIT: Or maybe not. Probably not.

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if obama had just shaken hands with epstein, maga would be bouncing off the walls 

 

on the other hand ....

I’ve known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.
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36 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

What the fuck would that be?  

Senile Purpura, with a healthy shellacking of foundation probably.  Old people bruise easily. The assholes try to fight it.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

Can the internet photoshop fat JD Vance into the picture?

5 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

In the last round, they specifically shored up incumbents because the Rs thought they reached the limits of their gerrymandering in Texas. To do this, they will have to make seats more competitive. If they believed there were 5 seats to be gained, they absolutely would have done that in 2020.

The numbers have changed in their favor since then

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it used to be they're saying the quiet parts out loud. Now it's they don't give a fuck.

 

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

it used to be they're saying the quiet parts out loud. Now it's they don't give a fuck.

 

wow

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