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#22801
6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Flag: The Trump admin and its allies have launched a multipronged effort to gather data on voters and inspect voting equipment — sparking concern among local and state election officials about federal interference ahead of the 2026 midterms. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/07/16/trump-voter-fraud-elections/

We’re so fucked

 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Google it.

Final Word

Democracy does not die overnight.
It dies minute by minute, while people wait for someone else to notice.

This is your four-minute warning.
Next time, there may not be time left on the clock at all.

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#22802
6 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Dang. If tag and stickers were current, no swerving or crossing center line, no improper turns and no lights out, that’s a really strict speeding stop but legit.  When on the road in a “foreign” jurisdiction best to err on the side of caution, right? A former Alabama state trooper client once told me their rule of thumb was a relaxed standard, “zero to nine over limit is fine but ten and up over limit, you’re mine.” Mrs. Llama was once stopped for speeding by a trooper in rural Choctaw County, Alabama.  She was observing the “stay with other vehicles” driving technique and was last of about ten in a cluster of traffic on a divided four lane US highway.  The lead car in the cluster was a red sports car 🚘, which she figured would be pulled over first . . . Wrong!  She saw an oncoming trooper topping a hill with his blue lights already strobing.  He passed the whole group, crossed the median and immediately stopped her, driving an inocuous white Tahoe. He ticketed her for speeding. She ended up having to attend “speeding school.” Mrs. L is 72 years old and that is the only traffic ticket she has ever had.

Mrs Llama has a better driving record than me. And, yes, my kid’s group was rightfully stopped, and a ticket would have been appropriate. We have taught our daughter traffic stop/police etiquette, so when the query for permission to search was made, she, from the passenger seat, immediately said “no.” The cop asked her why,  and she said it was within their rights to refuse.

Maybe the cop was actively looking for drugs with every traffic stop, and maybe the automatic refusal and assertion of a right to do so pissed off the cop. To us, speeding itself shouldn’t  justify a search, much less a K9 search. And we are angered that an unsuccessful search was followed by a physical search of their persons.

#22803
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

We still have 3.5 years of this shit.

IDK if i have the stamina to make it.

The dumb, the gas lighting, the menace is almost all consuming.

This administration is a fucking pit of despair.

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#22804
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

While I like and, in some ways, share the sentiment, the band would have been a lot more pissed off and worried if their kids were also on the boat.

Truth.

#22805
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

We still have 3.5 years of this shit.

IDK if i have the stamina to make it.

The dumb, the gas lighting, the menace is almost all consuming.

This administration is a fucking pit of despair.

I have this thought repeatedly every day. 

#22806

Currently in ruralish Brazil (Rio Branco) visiting my wifes family. This place was a Bolsonaro hot bed, including most of her family. They have nothing but venom towards Trump after this past 2 weeks. Him trying to interfere with Brazilian politics/economics/social media regulation is backfiring and actually garnering large support behind Lula. Dumb idiot.

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#22807
1 hour ago, mooseoutfront said:

To quote Tyler Durden, “We’re all just polishing brass on the Titanic.”

Find joy in watching it all crater. Be the band that played on deck while everyone else panicked. 

As good as some of the MAGAt schadenfreude can be, it's hard to find joy in our country imploding in the most idiotic and foreseeable ways possible. All of our futures are being robbed from. Shit is depressing as fuck. 

#22808
49 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Currently in ruralish Brazil (Rio Branco) visiting my wifes family. This place was a Bolsonaro hot bed, including most of her family. They have nothing but venom towards Trump after this past 2 weeks. Him trying to interfere with Brazilian politics/economics/social media regulation is backfiring and actually garnering large support behind Lula. Dumb idiot.

Their righties sound a lot different than ours. Guess that's because they don't have a Fox News equivalent that they all download their thoughts from. 

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#22809

this is how we make america healthy again. glad to see dotard has his priorities in order.

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#22810

Sweet, now we can really stick it to those American corn farmers while buying more (tariffed) sugar from Brazil!

 

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#22811
18 minutes ago, Derka said:

this is how we make america healthy again. glad to see dotard has his priorities in order.

For the eleventybillionth time...is this for real?

#22812

This anti-American fat fuck has never drank a non-diet Coca Cola in his life, much less one from Mexico.

#22814
4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It'll be a lot longer than that.

 

4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Flag: The Trump admin and its allies have launched a multipronged effort to gather data on voters and inspect voting equipment — sparking concern among local and state election officials about federal interference ahead of the 2026 midterms. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/07/16/trump-voter-fraud-elections/

We’re so fucked

 

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Google it.

Final Word

Democracy does not die overnight.
It dies minute by minute, while people wait for someone else to notice.

This is your four-minute warning.
Next time, there may not be time left on the clock at all.

You'll never have to vote again.

#22815
4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Currently in ruralish Brazil (Rio Branco) visiting my wifes family. This place was a Bolsonaro hot bed, including most of her family. They have nothing but venom towards Trump after this past 2 weeks. Him trying to interfere with Brazilian politics/economics/social media regulation is backfiring and actually garnering large support behind Lula. Dumb idiot.

Who could have predicted it, eh?

#22817
“A spokesperson for Atlanta-based Coca-Cola Co. said in a statement that the company appreciated Trump’s enthusiasm and promised that more details on new offerings within its products would be shared soon. Coca-Cola didn’t elaborate.” https://apnews.com/article/trump-coca-cola-real-sugar-corn-syrup-be3111be856dcffea8c5e004259c37c8

 

#22818
5 hours ago, mooseoutfront said:

Hell, they need to happen at this point to show them that bad things do happen to rich people.

Ocean Gate and Luigi showed Americans love it when rich people get fucked. It’s the one thing that brings both sides together which is why Dems need to run on all class warfare all the time. Fuck the economy, fuck jobs, fuck equal rights, nothing but “String ‘em up” from now until 2028. 

#22819
7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

look at this stupid cocksucker. 

 

Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)

 

Sure hope there were follow up questions.  I bet the WH press just lit him up.  Sigh.

 

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#22820
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
“A spokesperson for Atlanta-based Coca-Cola Co. said in a statement that the company appreciated Trump’s enthusiasm and promised that more details on new offerings within its products would be shared soon. Coca-Cola didn’t elaborate.” https://apnews.com/article/trump-coca-cola-real-sugar-corn-syrup-be3111be856dcffea8c5e004259c37c8

 

 

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#22821
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but remember Biden was senile. Not Daddy Trumps. Cognitive tests. Man, woman, horse, camera.
 

Yep

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#22822
15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
“A spokesperson for Atlanta-based Coca-Cola Co. said in a statement that the company appreciated Trump’s enthusiasm and promised that more details on new offerings within its products would be shared soon. Coca-Cola didn’t elaborate.” https://apnews.com/article/trump-coca-cola-real-sugar-corn-syrup-be3111be856dcffea8c5e004259c37c8

 

Iowa right now. 

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#22827

If he could force Dr Pepper to allow Dublin to resume making Dublin Dr Pepper then that would be a real win for America. 

#22830
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would make soda more expensive and gas cheaper if they did it, so it will never happen. 

Sounds like a good plan to me. 

#22831

when I imagine Trump, at his desk, talking on the phone, I cannot help but to visualize Larry David as Steinbrenner. 

#22835

Trump fucking with the federal reserve is one of the most economically dangerous aspects of this shit show

#22837
2 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Cuba>Iowa when it comes to fun and beautiful cane sugar.  Deal pending. 

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everybody, enjoy your cake!

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#22839
My god Trump really pocketed one of the championship medals meant for the players smh

 

#22841
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
My god Trump really pocketed one of the championship medals meant for the players smh

 

"Trump kicked a beautiful strike, a lot of people are saying it was the best ever, right past Pele (who all American soccer fans know is the best goalie in history) into the net two days before and earned the medal." - White House

 

Alternatively, someone told him about the Robert Kraft/Putin story.

"I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, 'I can kill someone with this ring,'" Kraft said in 2013. "I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/heres-how-vladimir-putin-stole-a-super-bowl-ring-from-the-patriots-robert-kraft/

#22842
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Coke isn't changing anything. Will they potentially offer a limited line of cane sugar cokes? Possibly. Will they completely change their formula because Trump asked them? No.

CEOs have no choice but to agree with Trump when he calls but that doesn't mean that they really have to act on his requests. Now if this becomes his main focus then they may need to act more decisively.

#22844
41 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 Will they potentially offer a limited line of cane sugar cokes?

Doesn't Coke already offer real-sugar Cokes (often referred to in these parts as Mexican Cokes)?

#22845
16 hours ago, Derka said:

this is how we make america healthy again. glad to see dotard has his priorities in order.

Now let's see if any of these idiots know what happens to real cane sugar once it is put in a low pH environment in carbonated beverages.  Hint:  it breaks down from sucrose to glucose and fructose, essentially as HFCS.  Here is a video that discusses it.  The video really breaks it down at around 6:55 if you want to skip to a hysterical and brutal insult in a published scientific journal.  

 

#22846
53 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Coke isn't changing anything. Will they potentially offer a limited line of cane sugar cokes? Possibly. Will they completely change their formula because Trump asked them? No.

CEOs have no choice but to agree with Trump when he calls but that doesn't mean that they really have to act on his requests. Now if this becomes his main focus then they may need to act more decisively.

This is most likely a market manipulation event.  Just another of many.  

#22847
5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

This is most likely a market manipulation event.  Just another of many.  

Just like the ‘New Coke’ marketing, it was all a ploy for you to buy more.  Didn’t exactly age well. 

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#22849
21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm convinced they only got upset at the deplorable comment because they don't know what the word means and that upset them

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