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I never understood why all trump supporters were so eager to include themselves in the basket of deplorables, when Hillary's comment clearly stated it was only half of his base.  They're just so committed to being victims.

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17 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

They're just so committed to being victims.

Performative victimhood has been their thing for a couple decades now

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I really do. I can't find it for sale.
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Leavitt said the president recently 'noticed mild swelling in the lower legs' and 'in keeping with routine medical care and out of the abundance of caution' he was evaluated by the White House medical unit. 

He underwent a 'comprehensive examination' which included 'diagnostic vascular studies.'

'Bilateral, lower extremity ultrasounds were performed and revealed chronic venous insufficiency,' Leavitt stated. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14916155/White-House-reveals-cause-Trumps-swelling-hands-legs-amid-growing-concerns.html

 

Melania: "Yes. Exactly. That is why I am with the other men."

Leavitt: "No, no. Chronic VENOUS insufficiency."

18 hours ago, mdmost said:

If he could force Dr Pepper to allow Dublin to resume making Dublin Dr Pepper then that would be a real win for America. 

"I want the American people to know that today I spoke with the King of Ireland and he has powerfully agreed to re-open the Dr. Pepper factory in Dublin so that we can once again drink what is rightfully ours, and something that Sleepy Joe should have never taken from us.  I will not put tariffs on this drink, as I do not wish to punish the Irish people.  Great golf courses there, especially the one owned by Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

This is most likely a market manipulation event.  Just another of many.  

Changing the formula would have adverse supply chain impacts. A Wharton grad should know that.

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Changing the formula would have adverse supply chain impacts. A Wharton grad should know that.

WHAT????????  You mean, maybe Coca Cola has long-term supply agreements with corn syrup suppliers like ConAgra, and can't just turn on a dime?  And maybe Coca Cola doesn't have the machinery in the US geared towards blending with sugar instead of HFCS?  Pshaw, Trump is magic man.  He snap fingers, everything happen.

45 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Leavitt said the president recently 'noticed mild swelling in the lower legs' and 'in keeping with routine medical care and out of the abundance of caution' he was evaluated by the White House medical unit. 

He underwent a 'comprehensive examination' which included 'diagnostic vascular studies.'

'Bilateral, lower extremity ultrasounds were performed and revealed chronic venous insufficiency,' Leavitt stated. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14916155/White-House-reveals-cause-Trumps-swelling-hands-legs-amid-growing-concerns.html

 

Melania: "Yes. Exactly. That is why I am with the other men."

Leavitt: "No, no. Chronic VENOUS insufficiency."

 

Take ivermectin.

 

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1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

Leavitt said the president recently 'noticed mild swelling in the lower legs' and 'in keeping with routine medical care and out of the abundance of caution' he was evaluated by the White House medical unit. 

He underwent a 'comprehensive examination' which included 'diagnostic vascular studies.'

'Bilateral, lower extremity ultrasounds were performed and revealed chronic venous insufficiency,' Leavitt stated. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14916155/White-House-reveals-cause-Trumps-swelling-hands-legs-amid-growing-concerns.html

 

Melania: "Yes. Exactly. That is why I am with the other men."

Leavitt: "No, no. Chronic VENOUS insufficiency."

So it's much worse than "chronic venous insufficiency"?

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to be clear, that's for the CVI.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I wonder how much George Soros paid Nick to post that.

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2 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Hmm.  Now that she mentions it, I got the "Gold" wash the other day, and driving away from the place, I had the urge to suck some cock.   Now I know why!

off topic, on the air freshener thing.  I won't have them anywhere near me.  

A couple of years back, we were doing a remodel of the dining room.  New recessed lights, chandelier, paint, refacing the fireplace.  During the process, dining table (black) is moved to the garage.   GF goes on a little road trip with her daughter and daughter's kids, so, I decide to get GF's car detailed.  I'm cleaning it out before the detail guy shows, and I take a few things out and put them on the dining table.  I decide to  leave them there so GF can determine if she wants the stuff back in the car, or in the house.  In the pile was a carwash air freshener.   It burned right through the finish of the table, down to bare wood, in a few days.  I don't know what is in those things, but it's not good. 

5 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 


Soap makes you gay

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28 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

 

you can pry my bath and body works form my cold dead fingers !!!!

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17 minutes ago, GenXer said:


Soap makes you gay

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the best body wash known to man ....

 

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30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Hmm.  Now that she mentions it, I got the "Gold" wash the other day, and driving away from the place, I had the urge to suck some cock.   Now I know why!

How is this different from any other day that ends in Y?

Young Nivek was walking to a record store a long time ago, and I somehow momentarily gained the perceptive power of the Mentalist and Sherlock Holmes as I noticed this treasure recently and haphazardly discarded in a parking lot.  A rather fetching topless blonde with a fresh perfumed scent.  Though the strap was no longer present making this unsuitable for dangling from a car mirror it fit well enough into my pocket and found a new home.  

While I never really got into the car mirror scented trees or other images,  I don't feel it made me very gay.  I can however think back to those titties and not feel very gay.  

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9 minutes ago, troph said:

so is he dying?

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

"I got the trees in my mirror so my car won't smellll..." 

Leading cause of CVI is deep vein thrombosis which is caused by sitting on your ass too long.  So totally on point for Trump to have it.  

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Leading cause of CVI is deep vein thrombosis which is caused by sitting on your ass too long.  So totally on point for Trump to have it.  

I wonder what the average distance he walks from his golf cart to hit a shot is? About 5 feet? I bet that fucker is parked on the fringe when there's no cameras around.

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


In two weeks.

 

 

6 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


In two weeks.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Hmm.  Now that she mentions it, I got the "Gold" wash the other day, and driving away from the place, I had the urge to suck some cock.   Now I know why!

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

The media was all over Biden at the thought of him walking oddly and possibly having Parkinson’s.

There won’t be a peep about Fat Boy’s health and what they are hiding

lead story on nbc right now

Put yet another way, Americans overpaid $106.1 billion for what's supposed to be cheap shit from China. IMG_20250717_173113.jpg

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