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Update:  John Trump PhD, did, in fact, teach at MIT

 

 

 

Colbert has his late night show canceled as Paramount wilted under trump to the tune of $16 million. 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Colbert has his late night show canceled as Paramount wilted under trump to the tune of $16 million. 

It wouldn't shock me if 60 Minutes gets less episodes next year. They can't outright cancel it because it generates too much in ad revenue. 

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

off topic, on the air freshener thing.  I won't have them anywhere near me.  

A couple of years back, we were doing a remodel of the dining room.  New recessed lights, chandelier, paint, refacing the fireplace.  During the process, dining table (black) is moved to the garage.   GF goes on a little road trip with her daughter and daughter's kids, so, I decide to get GF's car detailed.  I'm cleaning it out before the detail guy shows, and I take a few things out and put them on the dining table.  I decide to  leave them there so GF can determine if she wants the stuff back in the car, or in the house.  In the pile was a carwash air freshener.   It burned right through the finish of the table, down to bare wood, in a few days.  I don't know what is in those things, but it's not good. 

Yes, volatile organics do tend to be very good solvents as well. 

25 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Update:  John Trump PhD, did, in fact, teach at MIT

But the unibomber did not attend MIT. 

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I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out

27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It wouldn't shock me if 60 Minutes gets less episodes next year. They can't outright cancel it because it generates too much in ad revenue. 

But will still be seen in its entirety after the game except on the West Coast. 

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the unibomber did not attend MIT. 

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I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out
Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II?

He'll sue MIT trying to force them to admit Teddy K was an alumnus there. 

2 minutes ago, tchookem said:
10 minutes ago, YChang said:
I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out

Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II?

I don't think there is any way to possibly satirize these people anymore.

I don't think there is any way to possibly satirize these people anymore.
Truth. Hosting Daily Show?
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1 hour ago, tchookem said:

Put yet another way, Americans overpaid $106.1 billion for what's supposed to be cheap shit from China. IMG_20250717_173113.jpg

 

its a tax 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He did it.

 

No random capitalization and punctuation. Semi lucid and not word salad. The couch fucker has a point

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3 hours ago, troph said:

so is he dying?

 

keep your christmas lights handy 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Update:  John Trump PhD, did, in fact, teach at MIT

 

 

 

That’s a well known fact. So is the fact that he never taught the uninomber.

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He did it.

 

maybe "John Miller" sent it? 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Seth Meyers Lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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we all know this goes one of two ways; WSJ settles (bribes Trump) or Trump drops it before discovery. 

If Murdoch’s rag settles you know this whole thing is kayfabe 

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40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He did it.

 

“Make the son of a bitch deny it.” – Lyndon Johnson

4 hours ago, troph said:

so is he dying?

Regardless, some poor ultrasound tech had to get all up in those baggy inguinal regions.

Probably a lot of crusty ketchup in those folds, if not a half-eaten Big Mac and a few thousand rubles of folding money.

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:
I don't get it.


8862856f9d6724e3c76aa932e241d248.jpgMimics the artwork for “Not Like Us”, where Kendrick essentially accuses Drake of being a pedophile.

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t help

I had to do some google sleuthing too. First learned that it’s the cover to Kendrick Lamar’s diss rap “Not Like Us” where he accused Drake of being a pedo. Then had to google this explanation.

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Just now, Hammerin Hank said:

They’re saying there’s a pedophile in the White House. The pens our what appear on those sex offender maps you can look up 

Stach beat me to it 

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the story will soon change, epstein was ms-13 !!!!

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 


god damn I’ve seen that crypt keeper kkk great grandma like 15 times the last week. Fucking die already. 

27 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Jesus old people 

Sorry for not being up on what a sex offender map looks like.  I've never had a reason to look for one so please forgive me.

2 hours ago, tchookem said:
2 hours ago, YChang said:
I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out

Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II?

Might wanna look up who owns Comedy Central and CBS. John Stewart is next

3 hours ago, tchookem said:

I hope Colbert unloads on Trump

10 years and counting of doing so has really gone a long way!

I hope Colbert unloads on Trump and CBS on the way out

I’m sure there are contractual reasons that prevent this, but as a long time 60 Minutes watcher, I would like to see the staff all walk out on CBS and burn it to the ground on the way out. Start a new independent news show with the same talent and package it with Colbert and anyone else that’s sick of it.
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