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51 minutes ago, bolverk said:

And how pathetic it is that she's bitching about old Covid restrictions from FOUR YEARS AGO in the present tense?

This. The covid deniers are going to beat this drum until they die. Well, the ones who didn’t die the first time around. 

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34 minutes ago, Bojack said:

It was Jap Road and was renamed Boondocks Road after a restaurant that used to be out there. It's not very close to Vidor. More like between Port Arthur, Winnie, and Fannett.

I know about Jap Road. Been to the Boondocks many times as a kid and fed the gators in Taylor’s bayou. I’m almost positive there is/was a Jap Lane as well in Orange County if not Vidor proper. 

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Didn't really know where to put this.

 

Should have started a poll imo

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Well, apparently their women are into butt stuff. Maybe if ours get with the program they can save democracy

Mormons?

27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I know about Jap Road. Been to the Boondocks many times as a kid and fed the gators in Taylor’s bayou. I’m almost positive there is/was a Jap Lane as well in Orange County if not Vidor proper. 

I forget that about a third of Surly is either from Southeast Texas or has for some reason spent a lot of time there. As a kid, I remember feeding the gators at Boondocks and that things started to feel even more sketchy when a group of raccoons moved in and started vying for scraps.

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Our President is discussing the important issues of the day.

 

 

 

six original baseball teams?

what?

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Trump's economy is much worse off and had to resign after having embraced American Born Workers? Trump's Economy and American Born Workers have awful taste in music? American Born Workers weren't hired for their merit but because Trump's Economy wanted to fuck them?

I give up. I have no idea what Disgraced Nancy Mace was trying to say.

"Look at me!  Look at me!!!!"

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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CHRISTofer Lee McConahay?

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We are back, bitches!

"Oh ok so that didn't work! Watch, now I'll say the n-word! No not natty, even I'm not that much of a fucking jerkoff, but the other one! The bad one we're not supposed to say! Also, look! Aliens! Also, JFK lived until the year 1998! Any of this working yet??" 

Just now, Red Five said:

"Oh ok so that didn't work! Watch, now I'll say the n-word! No not natty, even I'm not that much of a fucking jerkoff, but the other one! The bad one we're not supposed to say! Also, look! Aliens! Also, JFK lived until the year 1998! Any of this working yet??" 

All of it's working.  1) He's the master of distraction, and 2) the worse he is, the more they love him.  He could decapitate a baby while calling it a racial slur, shit on the corpse, and pick up 2-3 points of support.

I’m somewhat shocked he hasn’t called for confederate statues to be restored.  Maybe he’s saving that for when the Epstein files leak.

Can we just stop for a moment and recognize that the President just threatened an NFL team? Change your name, or else? If a democratic president did that, three or five or 10 or 20 years ago, Fox would still be talking about it. But everyone is like "Yep that's Dotard alright. Anyway...."

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2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Is Paula wearing a cute sweater and speaking in tongues again? If so I’m in.

I am not proud that this sort of does it for me. 

 

 

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Can we just stop for a moment and recognize that the President just threatened an NFL team? Change your name, or else? If a democratic president did that, three or five or 10 or 20 years ago, Fox would still be talking about it. But everyone is like "Yep that's Dotard alright. Anyway...."


Maria, 6 glasses of wine, Bartiromo’s show today had 18 Obama references and 0 Epstein. 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I am not proud that this sort of does it for me. 

 

 


 

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19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I am not proud that this sort of does it for me. 

 

 

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Imagine being innocent of pedo charges and spending time talking about the Redskins rather than your own innocence.

3 hours ago, TexPx said:


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We are back, bitches!

Not sure how that would go over in light of the track meet stabbing incident ...

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

why can't he sit up straight ?

He ain't got no spine, lieutenant Dan!

Party of (my ass): financial discipline, law and order, free enterprise, national security, freedom, personal responsibility, truth, family values, health and fitness . . . .

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Dollar Tree Versailles

It will be a great day when everything associated with this administration is tossed into the trash heap of history. No idea when that day will be, but it's coming.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He apparently tweeted out tonight an AI video of Obama being arrested in the White House. 

Why would he be in the White House now?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he be in the White House now?

Probably breaking in to steal some shit like all them colored fellas are always looking to do

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1 hour ago, Okie State said:

It will be a great day when everything associated with this administration is tossed into the trash heap of history. No idea when that day will be, but it's coming.

 

it'll be funny when his kids are fundraising for the Trump Library and get caught skimming 

(they're not allowed to fund raise in the state of NY)

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

You know he’s a shitty president when you have consistently go this over the top and have his balls gurgling in your mouth 24/7

 

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