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14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Obama is still the most divisive president in history, thank God for President Trump and his adulting manliness 

 

 

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This isn’t transparent at all. Just keep releasing random shit until something catches fire.

If the week ends with nothing on UAPs then that entire thing has been horseshit.

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This isn’t transparent at all. Just keep releasing random shit until something catches fire.

If the week ends with nothing on UAPs then that entire thing has been horseshit.

Oh, no, you see....there were sinister lights over New Jersey right before the election, which were obviously the Biden administration collaborating with aliens and the chinese to spy on us via chemtrails.

And that story went "poof" and went away literally within minutes of the election being over because....reasons. But it was TOTALLY a real thing, trust us.

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6 hours ago, Thatguy said:

gotta check this actual pump over the sign

 

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

they probably accidentally served a black person 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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But, but, but Dear Leader said yesterday that it's $1.99 in 5 states!

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2 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

But, but, but Dear Leader said yesterday that it's $1.99 in 5 states!

I haven't seen it lower than 2.49

on a side note, 7-11 has so many door dash orders they have an extra employee just filling orders 

wtf 

3 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

But, but, but Dear Leader said yesterday that it's $1.99 in 5 states!

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This isn’t transparent at all. Just keep releasing random shit until something catches fire.

If the week ends with nothing on UAPs then that entire thing has been horseshit.

Can't wait until the Lincoln/John Wilkes Booth files get released.....

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

Considering Season 3 GIF by Portlandia

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

I can check my receipts as far back as January 2024 and I paid 2.49 for unleaded then. After 18 months I'm pretty sure it's not much cheaper than that anywhere I've seen in Austin over the past month. He can tell stories about some unnamed stations in unnamed states as much as he wants. 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Bussy's has been 2.45ish and that's lowest I've seen it on my end unless you have a gas card that lowers the posted amount. 

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

Yeah, I'm quite confident Trump just made it up.  The irony is that he COULD factually say that gasoline reached a national average of $5.03/gal during the Biden administration, but now that average is down to $3.28/gal.  Of course, this would ignore the fact that the price has climbed from $3.20/gal since Trump took office, but let's not worry about minor details.

On 7/21/2025 at 8:06 PM, Pancho said:

Not sure why dems are beating the drum more about Fat Boy having a white supremacist /nazi/kkk member as a top advisor in the White House 

 

I guarantee there were plenty of illegal aliens working on the Empire State Building.  They were likely Italian, Irish or other "whites" but illegal all the same.  NASA control room, not sure but probably an ex-Nazi or two in there.

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I guarantee there were plenty of illegal aliens working on the Empire State Building.  They were likely Italian, Irish or other "whites" but illegal all the same.  NASA control room, not sure but probably an ex-Nazi or two in there.

What he really meant, of course, was "you don't see any brown people".

And of course, the white immigrants who worked on that building were reviled as much as the brown people are now.

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1 minute ago, wood said:

What he really meant, of course, was "you don't see any brown people".

They pushed them off?

21 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

See how stupid you look when you call things that aren't treason treason?

Told y'all.

It's not RICO and its not treason, dammit.

Except Obama did nothing. Trump actually attempted to overthrow the government violently. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Whiskey Pete!

 

I mean...Pete almost certainly keeps his porn downloads in a folder visible on his computer's home screen called "SECRET PORN STASH DO NOT OPEN" or some shit.

The dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Whiskey Pete!

 

Oh good. Just in time. People still definitely care about this story.

Based on Tuuli’s batshit, horseshit press conference she just gave with KKKaroline, I’m going to guess that today’s news from the WSJ about Fat Boy being in those files is really, really bad.

 

Sure this administation has had its indiscretions, but let's not forget perhaps the biggest scandal in Presidential history:

Grey Poupon | BUCK

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43 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Runs in the family

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Meanwhile, President Gramps:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, President Gramps:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's Marcos Jr. right?

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That's Marcos Jr. right?

Yes. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean...Pete almost certainly keeps his porn downloads in a folder visible on his computer's home screen called "SECRET PORN STASH DO NOT OPEN" or some shit.

The dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

We are currently clean on OPSEC

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holy shit:

 

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On 7/22/2025 at 9:18 PM, Michael Knight said:

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The party of free speech absolutists practicing cancel culture

People wondered if Colbert would toe the company line for the next 10 months. 

Yeah, no.

 

2 hours ago, Derka said:

holy shit:

 

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Odds on him attempting to have Trey and Matt arrested sit at a greater than zero chance now. No way he doesn't find out about this. I mean, wow, that was a Shohei Ohtani sized homerun of an episode.

32 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Odds on him attempting to have Trey and Matt arrested sit at a greater than zero chance now. No way he doesn't find out about this. I mean, wow, that was a Shohei Ohtani sized homerun of an episode.

Paramount is going to have to cancel South Park and the Daily Show to appease the king. 

53 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Odds on him attempting to have Trey and Matt arrested sit at a greater than zero chance now. No way he doesn't find out about this. I mean, wow, that was a Shohei Ohtani sized homerun of an episode.

Getting that $1.5 billion then dropping this episode is just magnificent.

 

 

I watched that episode at work tonight.  Holy shit.  They did not pull any punches.  Really surprised Paramount allowed them to release it.

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Given the swollen ankles, lack of golf, and the first time the WH has ever confirmed something negative about his health, I think there’s a real chance he’s unwell.

Now is the time for everyone to go for the jugular. More of this from South Park, Colbert, etc. and he just might stroke out.

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