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29 minutes ago, Okie State said:

He's definitely going to rage tweet about that.

The Streisand effect on this one will be considerable.  This would go under the radar for a lot of folks, but guaranteed that he will blow it up into something huge. Going to be glorious.

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Welp, I guess we're going to learn quickly if free speech still gets to be a thing.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Given the swollen ankles, lack of golf, and the first time the WH has ever confirmed something negative about his health, I think there’s a real chance he’s unwell.

Now is the time for everyone to go for the jugular. More of this from South Park, Colbert, etc. and he just might stroke out.

People have been saying shit like this since 2017. Ain’t nothing gonna happen. 

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

He's definitely going to rage tweet about that.

He won't stop there.  He'll file a lawsuit against anyone who laughed at it.

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

Jesus Christ. Never been more embarrassed of my generation. Thank God there aren’t many of us.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-gen-x-polls-2099640

There’s nothing magical about Gen X specifically. Every generation gets stupid, greedy, and bitter as they hit their midlife crisis. That’s why whatever group is in its 50s at the time supports the party that tells them poor people are stealing your nest eggs and offers low taxes and protection from the unruly socialist mob. 

An artistic masterpiece! (Yes posting here too).

 

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49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

SP ep got taken down when I was 10 minutes in

Just watched it on CC via YouTube TV.

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

SP ep got taken down when I was 10 minutes in

Mine kept glitching out every ten minutes but would refresh and start playing from where it had stopped. This was on Paramount Plus (freshly cancelled but not yet locked out). 

11 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

There’s nothing magical about Gen X specifically. Every generation gets stupid, greedy, and bitter as they hit their midlife crisis. That’s why whatever group is in its 50s at the time supports the party that tells them poor people are stealing your nest eggs and offers low taxes and protection from the unruly socialist mob. 

Yeah.....but still....it's inexcusable and unforgiveable.  

I've gotten used to my country being the worst, might as well get used to my generation being the worst.  And we're going down with both ships.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

So Elmo knows A LOT about the Fat Boy and Epstein

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Would a Nazi being able to hold blackmail material over the president's head be in the public's interest?

Nothing special about GenX? The average amount of lead ingested is pretty special...

Would a Nazi being able to hold blackmail material over the president's head be in the public's interest?

We used to actually worry about that sort of thing. But we also used to not elect lifelong conmen who are convicted felons and sex offenders.
5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Nothing special about GenX? The average amount of lead ingested is pretty special...

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45 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

There’s nothing magical about Gen X specifically. Every generation gets stupid, greedy, and bitter as they hit their midlife crisis. That’s why whatever group is in its 50s at the time supports the party that tells them poor people are stealing your nest eggs and offers low taxes and protection from the unruly socialist mob. 

Millennials especially on the younger end won’t have much of a nest egg to protect. They’re the biggest losers in the 40 years of wealth transfer to the top 1%. I’m not sure gay trans messican hate will work as well on that generation. Not that they’ll make any difference.

Why is GenX like this? Because this is how we grew up.  For us it was never  Black Lives Matter, or All lives matter.
It’s “No Lives Matter.”
Always has been. 

 

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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Farley was a Boomer (barely). And he's dead. (Not sure what point I'm trying to make.)

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Why is GenX like this? Because this is how we grew up.  For us it was never  Black Lives Matter, or All lives matter.
It’s “No Lives Matter.”
Always has been. 

 

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5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Odds on him attempting to have Trey and Matt arrested sit at a greater than zero chance now. No way he doesn't find out about this. I mean, wow, that was a Shohei Ohtani sized homerun of an episode.

 

revoke their citizenship lol

31 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Farley was a Boomer (barely). And he's dead. (Not sure what point I'm trying to make.)

 

"I'm implying simply that at present Colonel Markinson Chris Farley is not alive."

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit. Also, look what is capitalized and how many words are in the post

Grok is woke in the actual meaning of woke. 

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17 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Grok is woke in the actual meaning of woke. 

If they don't want to be accused of using white supremist dog whistles, they should stop using white supremist dog whistles.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Why is GenX like this? Because this is how we grew up.  For us it was never  Black Lives Matter, or All lives matter.
It’s “No Lives Matter.”
Always has been. 

 

Carrollton, Forest Lane, and Oak Cliff.  I'm so confused.

Ozzy Died. That traitor fascist Hulk Hogan died. 

 

Come on trump, you irredeemable piece of child fucking gorilla shit. Make it 3rd

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Millennials especially on the younger end won’t have much of a nest egg to protect. They’re the biggest losers in the 40 years of wealth transfer to the top 1%. I’m not sure gay trans messican hate will work as well on that generation. Not that they’ll make any difference.

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https://fortune.com/2025/07/23/great-wealth-transfer-124-trillion-bigger-than-ever-millennials-gen-x/

I told this to a MAGA idiot I know the other day and they were incensed. It doesn’t hardly take anything to make them angry which I find odd.

I have used this before when debating people about the existence of God, but it is very apropos with MAGA as well.

It’s not original but I can’t remember where I read it. “You can’t use opinions to change facts, but you should be able to use facts to change opinions. That is, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Fucking Heritage Foundation is running our country.

Surprised this wasn't posted already. Look at the writing on the wall. Fucking epic. "Jeff was here", "Donny loves you", "Liberal tears" ...

Not the best quality. Couldn't get a screen grab so I had to use my phone.

Also, why did they make Trump Canadian?

 

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30 minutes ago, wood said:

Surprised this wasn't posted already. Look at the writing on the wall. Fucking epic. "Jeff was here", "Donny loves you", "Liberal tears" ...

Not the best quality. Couldn't get a screen grab so I had to use my phone.

Also, why did they make Trump Canadian?

 

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This is SOOOOOOOOO fake!!!  There's no way it would be able to reach to get through the hole!!!

At some point enough is just enough. We’re all just sitting back watching the serial sex offender and felon and conman do nothing but enrich himself and others, like “Huh, well this isn’t optimal”. A huge coverup designed to protect the president from pedophilia accusations needs to be the “ok that’s it” moment for all of the sane people in this country. Do not let this go.

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

At some point enough is just enough. We’re all just sitting back watching the serial sex offender and felon and conman do nothing but enrich himself and others, like “Huh, well this isn’t optimal”. A huge coverup designed to protect the president from pedophilia accusations needs to be the “ok that’s it” moment for all of the sane people in this country. Do not let this go.

That's less than ideal, but football starts in about a month, so we won't have to worry about trivial things like rights when we get 3-3 Cincinnati against 2-4 Pittsburgh on a Thursday night in October!

Storm the WH. 
Storm the Capitol. 
Storm the SC. 
Storm AT&T Stadium. 
Storm Fox News. 
 

Burn it all fucking down. 

He's going to fire Powell. Powell dared to fact check him about the Fed building renovations that the idiots on the right are trying to use to justify firing Powell. You want to watch the economy implode, that's the point it will happen. He's such a fucking idiot toddler. 

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

"it just came out..." This guy is always so cocksure

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

At some point enough is just enough. We’re all just sitting back watching the serial sex offender and felon and conman do nothing but enrich himself and others, like “Huh, well this isn’t optimal”. A huge coverup designed to protect the president from pedophilia accusations needs to be the “ok that’s it” moment for all of the sane people in this country. Do not let this go.

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Just flat called him out as a liar right there. I love it.

fuckface just issued an EO about college sports.  Let's see how he's gonna fuck this up. 

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Tim Scott playing his role. 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

fuckface just issued an EO about college sports.  Let's see how he's gonna fuck this up. 

I mean....look at it THIS way, if you want to find a positive perspective....as the last university to win a football championship with an all-white team, Texas has the script to win a MNC in the coming full-on white supremacist era of....everything!

See!  There's a bright side to complete destruction of the social fabric and relegating everyone who isn't white and favored by the regime to purgatory!

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