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Is this gonna be another one of those things where the order is legally worthless yet everyone is going to pretend it means something?

For all intents and purposes, this might as well have been a Facebook post.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

You know, of all the signs of the absolute apocalypse for the Republic, I think that perhaps the clearest one is that we've elected a dude named "Markwayne" to the fucking United States Senate.

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He's such a lying piece of shit politician who like Trump ran on bullshit that he's not part of the swamp.

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When he ran in 2012, Mullin made two separate term limits pledges to constituents. First, he promised to leave Congress after three terms in office. Second, he promised while in office to co-sponsor the U.S. Term Limits amendment to term limit the entire House and Senate.

Mullin has since reneged on BOTH pledges, by filing for re-election to a fourth term and by never sponsoring the U.S. Term Limits bill. Mullin is an aspiring career politician who will say and do anything to stay in power, even if it means breaking his word.

 

https://www.termlimits.com/congressman-breaks-term-limit-pledge-insults-constituents/

Heel turn complete,Hogan is dead- NWO is 4 life. South Park has hit the pendulum back in the other direction- it was a fun 8 months. Back to being a lib. 

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, of all the signs of the absolute apocalypse for the Republic, I think that perhaps the clearest one is that we've elected a dude named "Markwayne" to the fucking United States Senate.

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Make America 1860 Again.

36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Got damn, that sure is one punchable motherfucker.

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

He’s getting roasted (not in the way he wants) for this 

 

Roasted like this brisket?

John Cornyn's brisket: Texas senator's Christmas Eve tweet ...

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

If they don't want to be accused of using white supremist dog whistles, they should stop using white supremist dog whistles.

They want to be accused of using white supremacist dog whistles.  They LOVE being accused of using white supremacist dog whistles.

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, of all the signs of the absolute apocalypse for the Republic, I think that perhaps the clearest one is that we've elected a dude named "Markwayne" to the fucking United States Senate.

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And lest you have any doubt, Senator Mullin is 100% as stupid as you would expect a guy named "Markwayne" to be.

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Is this gonna be another one of those things where the order is legally worthless yet everyone is going to pretend it means something?

For all intents and purposes, this might as well have been a Facebook post.

You are correct, sir.  Totally unenforceable.

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

If they don't want to be accused of using white supremist dog whistles, they should stop using white supremist dog whistles.

All the comments claim ignorance 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

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That. Was. Awesome. See idiot Dems?  It’s not that hard. Just call him out when he lies about obvious shit. Which is always. 

On 7/22/2025 at 4:12 PM, AnotherLawyer said:

"This was treason. This was every word you can think of. They tried to steal the election. They tried to obfuscate the election. They did things that nobody's ever even imagined, even in other countries," Trump said in the Oval Office Tuesday.

Every accusation is a con         oh fuck it.

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's going to fire Powell. Powell dared to fact check him about the Fed building renovations that the idiots on the right are trying to use to justify firing Powell. You want to watch the economy implode, that's the point it will happen. He's such a fucking idiot toddler. 

A country's central bank being beholden to the whims of political  garbage is the number one thing that kills confidence in investing in that country. Dollars will fly out and the Euro will get a massive influx if this happens. 

2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

And lest you have any doubt, Senator Mullin is 100% as stupid as you would expect a guy named "Markwayne" to be.

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We have arrived. 

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Well, yeah. For injecting the adenochrome harvested from the sex trafficked kids by Epstein and Podesta in the pizza basement.

A few years back one of my engineers gave me a ride to my hotel, and he was listening to a podcast about that.

My discomfort started when it took him 15 minutes to clean out enough trash from the passenger side of his minivan for me to sit down.

Then the podcast made me contemplate one of those stuntman dives from a moving car where I hit the pavement just right and roll to avoid injury, but I was wearing a really nice suit.

Later, after taking disability, he confided to me that he had ideated walking into our office with an AR and spraying down everyone in a hail of 5.56.
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I so hope that's real.  Everyone just needs to keep piling on.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I so hope that's real.  Everyone just needs to keep piling on.

Remember this...

 

39 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


A few years back one of my engineers gave me a ride to my hotel, and he was listening to a podcast about that.

My discomfort started when it took him 15 minutes to clean out enough trash from the passenger side of his minivan for me to sit down.

Then the podcast made me contemplate one of those stuntman dives from a moving car where I hit the pavement just right and roll to avoid injury, but I was wearing a really nice suit.

Later, after taking disability, he confided to me that he had ideated walking into our office with an AR and spraying down everyone in a hail of 5.56.

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44 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

 but I was wearing a really nice suit.

humblebrag noted

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's going to fire Powell. Powell dared to fact check him about the Fed building renovations that the idiots on the right are trying to use to justify firing Powell. You want to watch the economy implode, that's the point it will happen. He's such a fucking idiot toddler. 


My understanding is that he can't fire Powell. 

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


My understanding is that he can't fire Powell. 

Correct, and Powell told him as much when he first mentioned this bullshit in like February. The goal is to put enough pressure on Powell to get him to resign. I don’t think it will work. 

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

JFK:  "Ask not what the country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"

GWB:  "I can hear you! I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."

DJT: "What is the deal with college athletes getting paid so much?"

24 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


My understanding is that he can't fire Powell. 

Yeah, about that.

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The Supreme Court on Wednesday cleared the way for the Trump administration to remove three of the five members of the Consumer Product Safety Commission from office while their challenges to their firings continue.

Challenge time is turnip time in Calvinball. Challenge is totally legit, despite the statute that protects those officers from executive termination. Again, Calvinball. Also known as wiping one’s SCOTUS ass with their oath of office. An impeachable offense, the gravest, IMO.

 

https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/07/supreme-court-sides-with-trump-administration-in-battle-over-cpsc-commissioners/

39 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


My understanding is that he can't fire Powell. 

He can't without cause....which is why he's all the sudden poking his nose in the Fed's construction project. He's trying to create some bullshit project mis-management/budget overrun "cause" to fire him. 

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Challenge time is turnip time in Calvinball. Challenge is totally legit, despite the statute that protects those officers from executive termination. Again, Calvinball. Also known as wiping one’s SCOTUS ass with their oath of office. An impeachable offense, the gravest, IMO.
 
https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/07/supreme-court-sides-with-trump-administration-in-battle-over-cpsc-commissioners/

Here’s how you throw down: he fires you….and you don’t leave. Stay. Continue performing the duties of the office. Defy the fake president issuing illegal orders. Just say “nope.”
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24 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

JFK:  "Ask not what the country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"

GWB:  "I can hear you! I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."

DJT: "What is the deal with college athletes getting paid so much?"

 

college athletes have better lawyers and he has no standing here 

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52 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Here’s how you throw down: he fires you….and you don’t leave. Stay. Continue performing the duties of the office. Defy the fake president issuing illegal orders. Just say “nope.”


AKA the Costanza maneuver.


My understanding is that he can't fire Powell. 

Correct, and Powell told him as much when he first mentioned this bullshit in like February. The goal is to put enough pressure on Powell to get him to resign. I don’t think it will work. 


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1 hour ago, Exposition said:

He can't without cause....which is why he's all the sudden poking his nose in the Fed's construction project. He's trying to create some bullshit project mis-management/budget overrun "cause" to fire him. 

Exactly this. That’s why he was there with his dumb hardhat and why Powell challenged him. 

Exactly this. That’s why he was there with his dumb hardhat and why Powell challenged him. 

Probably been mentioned but one of the reasons it’s over budget is because of Trump-requested/required extravagances.

Didn’t Noem blow through her budget in under 6 months?

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Didn’t Noem blow through her budget in under 6 months?

"blow"

Why, just once, can't a reporter follow up with (for instance) "can you explain the effect of a stronger/weaker dollar on imports and exports?"

17 hours ago, C-Man said:

Tim Scott playing his role. 

Look, either PPE is required or it's just show. this was just show.

17 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

i am not sure what the exact scope is and I assume the Fed Reserve building is old and probably has a lot of problems, but a construction cost of 2.7 billion dollars for a renovation project is pretty gonzo.

but good on Powell for calling out Trump on the 400 million dollar error.

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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sorry if I missed it, but no rage tweet about the South Park episode?  

 

I didn’t see rage tweets but apparently Fat Boy made a statement calling it a 4th rate show via a statement made by a WH spokesperson to Rolling Stone

21 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Ozzy Died. That traitor fascist Hulk Hogan died. 

 

Come on trump, you irredeemable piece of child fucking gorilla shit. Make it 3rd

it's done

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