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11 minutes ago, safe sex said:

She tragically is one. :(

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She was born in eastern Washington and raised for the first 10 years or so in Idaho so uhh well yea. 

15 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Me too. I would let them tag team me.

The role model young American men need right here

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4 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The problem is less that Trump is doing a professional wrestling shtick and more there's too many It's Still Real To Me Dammit people in this country. 

I think the problem is that fucking idiots vote for a carnival barker doing a wrestling shtick while the fauxnews propaganda machine demonizes the other side that isn’t even aware they’re in the wrestling match.

If this is where we are as a democracy, it’s over. Entertainment over sound government.

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Keep pounding this drum!

 

More groundbreaking revelations from political twitter.

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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I was talking about this the other day.  Republicans lost their mind when Clinton got a blow job.   We can debate whether what he did was ethical but Monica Lewinsky was an adult.   But Trump continues to be a sleaze ball of the highest order and the GOPs just laps up his mushroom juice.

The first time I ever heard of Donald Trump was a newspaper article where his ex-wife accused him of raping her.

How many people who voted for Trump call themselves Christians? 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Bring back The Ilconics!


I know this says more about me than them, but I thought I heard that woman say their plan was to go out and show the world “our clit.” So, can anyone tell me what was said?

36 minutes ago, GenXer said:

I think the problem is that fucking idiots vote for a carnival barker doing a wrestling shtick while the fauxnews propaganda machine demonizes the other side that isn’t even aware they’re in the wrestling match.

If this is where we are as a democracy, it’s over. Entertainment over sound government.

Yelling at the ref, who is in on the work, because we’re the only ones not aware of the game. 

34 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So is this where dumber than dogshit stuff goes since imma locked the other thread?

I'm not gonna call him "fascist", but I respectfully disagree with that action.

 

So much fucking Trump bullshit, lies, and stupidity comes at us every single day, that a low-hanging fruit thread is appropriate.  A thread where a texags poster could think "Hmmm...I support trump but a 1200% decrease in prices is mathematically impossible" Just really highlighting not political disagreements, but disagreements with reality. 

But, the mods said nope, so here we are.  It will get mixed up in the shit soup with everything else. 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

She was born in eastern Washington and raised for the first 10 years or so in Idaho so uhh well yea. 

Wow that checks out ... all this time since I ever first saw her, I've marveled at the fact she literally looks mentally challenged. Like empty-eyed and sub-freezing IQ being led through gimp HEB-level. I get that the attention she garners is not about her face. But in the jeans ad, you have to look at her face... and this is touted as the master race, er good genes, er jeans 

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm not gonna call him "fascist", but I respectfully disagree with that action.

 

So much fucking Trump bullshit, lies, and stupidity comes at us every single day, that a low-hanging fruit thread is appropriate.  A thread where a texags poster could think "Hmmm...I support trump but a 1200% decrease in prices is mathematically impossible" Just really highlighting not political disagreements, but disagreements with reality. 

But, the mods said nope, so here we are.  It will get mixed up in the shit soup with everything else. 

All joking aside, why did he lock it? Is it redundant? I thought this board was made for a thread like that.

 

12 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Wow that checks out ... all this time since I ever first saw her, I've marveled at the fact she literally looks mentally challenged. Like empty-eyed and sub-freezing IQ being led through gimp HEB-level. I get that the attention she garners is not about her face. But in the jeans ad, you have to look at her face... and this is touted as the master race, er good genes, er jeans 

Oh she has always had a solid case of dumb face.

You know what ain't dumb though...

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1 hour ago, Bookman said:

How many people who voted for Trump call themselves Christians? 

i mean have you *met Johnny Sack??

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*metaphorically 

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Bring back The Ilconics!

Why do these Mexican chicks have Australian accents?

3 hours ago, safe sex said:

She tragically is one. :(

Very disappointing.

 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I can fix her.

No, you can't. If she still proclaims to be a Republican at this point, she's a certified fascist.

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

She was born in eastern Washington and raised for the first 10 years or so in Idaho so uhh well yea. 

Doesn't matter. No excuses. I was raised in rural West Texas during the 1970s & 80s. If you're 54 years or younger, born in and raised in America, and still support Trump, you're a fascist, pretty much no matter where you live. That's on you. Every moment of your life has had access to national and global media, but you've chosen to be an asshole.

 

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

The first time I ever heard of Donald Trump was a newspaper article where his ex-wife accused him of raping her.

How many people who voted for Trump call themselves Christians? 

I think I might have heard his name (tough to say), but I first heard him speak when he was interviewed by Oprah during the late 80s. She asked him directly if he ever wanted to be president. I don't recall what he responded with specifically, but I do recall it chilling my bones. His whole demeanor during that interview was stamped in my brain as a memory of his creepy fucking hushed-toned, "I'm actually not a rapist" voice.

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14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tim Scott's "wife" is not attractive. My GF took one look and said "That's a man, baby!"



 

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Flicka and Silver.

1988: Trump with Oprah on the presidential question.

 

3 hours ago, GenXer said:

I think the problem is that fucking idiots vote for a carnival barker doing a wrestling shtick while the fauxnews propaganda machine demonizes the other side that isn’t even aware they’re in the wrestling match.

If this is where we are as a democracy, it’s over. Entertainment over sound government.

Welcome to 2017

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Good God. To whomever made this graphic: if you're going to talk about people without brains, at least get your grammar right.  That comma after "brains?" Get it out of there. Placing a comma after “brains” incorrectly separates the subject from its verb, which is to be avoided unless you’re adding a parenthetical element, which is not the case here. 

I'll climb off my soapbox now, but there's nothing on the internet that irritates me more that somebody who talks about others being dumb but then can't get simple grammar right.  

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

The first time I ever heard of Donald Trump was a newspaper article where his ex-wife accused him of raping her.

She later recanted her accusation and was rewarded by being buried on one of his golf courses. 

The very wonderful and talented Lara Trump, whose show is a big ratings success, put racist sleazebag Charlamagne "The God" (Why is he allowed to use the word "GOD" when describing himself? Can anyone imagine the uproar there would be if I used that nickname?). He's a Low IQ individual, has no idea….

 

The Man is truly an Absolute wordsmith. 

14 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

The very wonderful and talented Lara Trump, whose show is a big ratings success, put racist sleazebag Charlamagne "The God" (Why is he allowed to use the word "GOD" when describing himself? Can anyone imagine the uproar there would be if I used that nickname?). He's a Low IQ individual, has no idea….

 

The Man is truly an Absolute wordsmith. 

What a shitty time to be alive. 

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'll climb off my soapbox now, but there's nothing on the internet that irritates me more that somebody who talks about others being dumb but then can't get simple grammar right.

Maybe the person who reposts it on surly. 

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tim Scott's "wife" is not attractive. My GF took one look and said "That's a man, baby!"



 

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8 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean have you *met Johnny Sack??

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*metaphorically 

Yeah he transferred to UT Law School for a year. The first time I met him it took him about 30 seconds to tell me how rich he was. 

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

I think I might have heard his name (tough to say), but I first heard him speak when he was interviewed by Oprah during the late 80s. She asked him directly if he ever wanted to be president. I don't recall what he responded with specifically, but I do recall it chilling my bones. His whole demeanor during that interview was stamped in my brain as a memory of his creepy fucking hushed-toned, "I'm actually not a rapist" voice.

Yeah and much of this country thinks he's a strong leader who gets things done. 

9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tim Scott's "wife" is not attractive. My GF took one look and said "That's a man, baby!"



 

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Candace Owens should get right on that.

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Yeah and much of this country thinks he's a strong leader who gets things done. 

Sadly, he is.

So, were those jobs numbers rigged by dozens of people? He just fired that one person, but wouldn’t it require a huge conspiracy with tons of people involved in order to pull something like that off?

(in upside down world where you believe the numbers were fabricated)

We live in a world where whomever is appointed knows that they will have to lie and fabricate numbers to keep their jobs...and there will be sycophants lined up around the block to do so.

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

We live in a world where whomever is appointed knows that they will have to lie and fabricate numbers to keep their jobs...and there will be sycophants lined up around the block to do so.

Everything is politics.

On 8/3/2025 at 9:39 AM, Horn Dog said:

 Wrasslin’ fans…they give a shit!

So…. It just means more?

has Trump ever called a white person a "low IQ Individual"?

maybe, but don't recall.

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13 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I was talking about this the other day.  Republicans lost their mind when Clinton got a blow job.   We can debate whether what he did was ethical but Monica Lewinsky was an adult.   But Trump continues to be a sleaze ball of the highest order and the GOPs just laps up his mushroom juice.

Dude, there is no debate about whether a boss receiving a blowjob from an intern is ethical, especially when that boss is the President of the US. I realize that in the context of our current President it almost seems quaint and charming but let's not completely bury our heads in the sand.

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has Trump ever called a white person a "low IQ Individual"?
maybe, but don't recall.

He calls Biden stupid all the time.
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

The first time I met him it took him about 30 seconds to tell me how rich he his grandparents were

Would have been more accurate.

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