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23 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Link? I would like to forward this to a few people. 

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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I really hope that heaven is real, so that people like Tim Scott and Mike Johnson can get told they aren't getting in after they die.

30 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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He sure paints a nice picture of the blue states going about their business as a new nation while red states self immolate. If that’s how it goes down, let’s get going. 

51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

It was pretty obvious he was using his arm as an 8 year's vision of nuclear rockets leaving the White House, which is somehow better and yet worse?

Nukes would take that angle if we were trying to wipe out St. Louis.  I'll allow it.  Fuck Pujols.

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Was fantasizing with someone at work about him tripping and falling off. “That would become the most watched video of all time. There would be celebrations where that clip is projected onto buildings in major cities.”

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He sure paints a nice picture of the blue states going about their business as a new nation while red states self immolate. If that’s how it goes down, let’s get going. 

Got to add at least KS, NE, MO, WV, IN, both Dakotas and the wacko-ass Mountain West states ala ID, MT, UT and WY to the red pile of shit.  I know Pennsultucky goes back and forth but if it comes time to secede or not, I'm betting on them coming to their senses and staying.

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49 minutes ago, freyguy said:

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EDIT: My apologies. I scrolled up and didn't see the "Zieg Heil, Herr Trump" photo posted.

 

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4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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Yeah, I didn't see it before posting.

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That’s an awfully rosy outlook of what the blue states are though. 

He wants to build a penthouse on top of the White House to be the residence. I have no link to prove this. Do we really need one?

 

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Enough Don! He wants to be an American Saddam Hussein. When is he going to put large statues of himself around DC? It’s coming I bet. 

Normal hot girls went away?

If you're going to be a woman, being a normal hot girl is a massive leg up.

What's a Cat Peer?

I duckduckgo'ed and got a bunch of articles on cat urination?

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What's a Cat Peer?

I duckduckgo'ed and got a bunch of articles on cat urination?

Apparently a civil rights activist for blondes and traditionally attractive girls not this dei bullshit

 

fonally someone stands up and defends blonde white women

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40 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Normal hot girls went away?

If you're going to be a woman, being a normal hot girl is a massive leg up.

Don’t you remember during those wicked Obama and Biden years when white, beautiful, blond heterosexual women were treated so poorly by our woke society.  They just couldn’t catch a break until now!

48 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

fonally someone stands up and defends blonde white women

Yeah, they've really had it rough.

51 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Apparently a civil rights activist for blondes and traditionally attractive girls not this dei bullshit

 

fonally someone stands up and defends blonde white women

Btw Cat did have a profile pic earlier today. 

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13 hours ago, C-Man said:

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So what do you do if it follows this path. When do you recognize it's time to flee? Where do you go? Do you just ride it out then eat a bullet when it gets too bad and dehydration and starvation begin to kick in? What's the protocol for this. Amazing it's gotten this bad in 24 years 

On 8/2/2025 at 2:00 PM, Gil Bang said:

a restaurant down here is a destination spot for bikers, with all sorts of "patriotic" shit.  At noon every day, they play the Star Spangled Banner, and everybody is expected stop eating and stand up. 

Screw that. I’d sit down and finish eating and never go back. I am as patriotic a person as you will find. I will gladly go to bat to talk about the military and the history of the navy and marines in particular, but this faux patriotism really hacks me off. Call it what it is, a cult wrapped up in a grifter-in-chief, and go on about your business. 

14 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I really hope that heaven is real, so that people like Tim Scott and Mike Johnson can get told they aren't getting in after they die.

I don’t say this lightly because I can’t send anyone to any place once they kick the bucket, but I hope they both go to hell. I also hope that they have to watch an endless loop of their own lives from beginning to whatever their pitiful end is, and that it never stops for the rest of eternity. 

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

So what do you do if it follows this path. When do you recognize it's time to flee? Where do you go? Do you just ride it out then eat a bullet when it gets too bad and dehydration and starvation begin to kick in? What's the protocol for this. Amazing it's gotten this bad in 24 years 

I asked my wife this question last night and she said move to a blue state.  To me, it's that or Spain.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

we should be grateful for some benevolent oligarchs 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

These types of ads need to be running non-stop.

4 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I don’t say this lightly because I can’t send anyone to any place once they kick the bucket, but I hope they both go to hell. I also hope that they have to watch an endless loop of their own lives from beginning to whatever their pitiful end is, and that it never stops for the rest of eternity. 

To me, it's more about how these guys truly believe they are going to end up in heaven. Take a guy like Trump, and he doesn't really believe any of this stuff exists, so he'd be more shocked that there is a God after all. But thinking about Mike Johnson calmly walking up to the pearly gates with a big smug smile on his face, only to be informed that he probably should have read the sections of the bible that have Jesus in them, is just so satisfying to me.

45 minutes ago, Captainant said:

https://web.archive.org/web/diff/20250601021212/20250806023110/https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/

Kind of crazy, the constitution on congress.gov is now missing sections. Sections 9 and 10, and portions around the Writ of Habeus Corpus.

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Was coming here to post this. Thus far its only the Congress website. Leaves out stuff about habeas corpus, bills of attainder, and the prohibition on states coining money. 

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