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Just now, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Never have I been so proud to have been raised a Christian.  (To the extent Catholics are Christian.)

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Man. In my First Communion picture, I'm wearing a 1970s light burgundy suit.  Fucking LIGHT BURGUNDY.  That's a goddamn shitty wine, not a legitimate color, FFS.

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if your wedding is at a church i'll see you at the reception.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just got a NYT alert that dipshit is firing the head of the IRS?

Yeah and the treasury secretary is taking over. Somewhat similar to what happened with the Transportation secretary and Nasa.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

if your wedding is at a church i'll see you at the reception.

I'll go if it's at a Catholic church just for the possibility of seeing the look on the Protestants' faces when they realize it's gonna be a full Mass.

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I love Christianity but it's hard not to despise certain Christians especially those who are so far removed from what the New Testament preaches and who use the Gospel to justify their hatred of others. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I'll go if it's at a Catholic church just for the possibility of seeing the look on the Protestants' faces when they realize it's gonna be a full Mass.

We did a full Mass wedding once. Never again. And then no alcohol at the reception. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We did a full Mass wedding once. Never again. And then no alcohol at the reception. 

Wait, Catholics don't drink at the reception?  Not the Catholics I know.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, Catholics don't drink at the reception?  Not the Catholics I know.

The annoying ones my wife knew that made her want to attend this wedding did not drink any alcohol except the offering wine. 

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just got a NYT alert that dipshit is firing the head of the IRS?

THE BUMS LOST, MR. LEBOWSKI!

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, Catholics don't drink at the reception?  Not the Catholics I know.

 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The annoying ones my wife knew that made her want to attend this wedding did not drink any alcohol except the offering wine. 

I mean.....that's literally the biggest upside of every Catholic wedding: the bar at the reception.  Shit, even if it's a Texas czech catholic wedding in some dinky town, there's at least a coupla kegs at the KC Hall for the reception.

A booze-free Catholic wedding is like a sex-free orgy: utterly pointless.

This was in Wichita Falls so perhaps they wanted to increase my agony in the 5th level of Hell that it already is. 

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The annoying ones my wife knew that made her want to attend this wedding did not drink any alcohol except the offering wine. 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This was in Wichita Falls so perhaps they wanted to increase my agony in the 5th level of Hell that it already is. 

Are you sure your wife loves you?

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Are you sure your wife loves you?

I think God didn't love her by making be from that area but to balance that out, her preacher counseled me to keep her as far away from there as possible when we were doing our pre-marriage counseling. I definitely went with his advice. 

24 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I love Christianity but it's hard not to despise certain Christians especially those who are so far removed from what the New Testament preaches and who use the Gospel to justify their hatred of others. 

We did a full Mass wedding once. Never again. And then no alcohol at the reception. 

Offer it up, as Sister Perpetual Help would routinely say. All for Jesus through Mary.

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I think God didn't love her by making be from that area 

Yeah, I've been there once when the university was recruiting my kid for soccer.  Before we got in the car to drive back to Austin we gave each other the "oh hell no" glance.

22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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“something of Babylon” - Calvin, Knox or Hus, probably

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This was in Wichita Falls so perhaps they wanted to increase my agony in the 5th level of Hell that it already is. 

"I was in Wichita Falls for a wedding.  A Catholic wedding.  Where the reception was alcohol-free.  The long drive home down plenty of barren stretches of road gave me ample time to ponder exactly which of my many sins that experience was punishment for, but in spite of my multitude of sins . . . some of which are so appalling, I didn't enjoy even a brief memory of them . . . I couldn't come up with a single one worthy of the punishment of a dry Catholic wedding reception in Wichita Falls."

There.  Just wrote the first paragraph of my novel.

Do all of the career FBI officials being fired for no good reason have legal grounds to sue?

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Straight to the parents. Thanks!

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Fat Boy is now considering “Tariff Rebate Checks” 
 
They have no idea what they are doing.

Why do folks need a rebate when Chyna is the one paying the tarrif?

About a week before I got married in a six-minute Methodist wedding ceremony, I had the brilliant idea to call someone at the Catholic church to see if I needed to fill out some form so I, a Catholic, could get permission to get married with the Methodists.  I called a Msgr. Botik at Christ the King Catholic Church, and after I told him my situation, he told me I had to cancel the wedding.

"If you marry that woman, in that Church, you will be a heartbeat over hell."  I told him I would get back to him.  He actually called me and left voice messages the next few days.

Christ the King is the Park Cities church.  I kicked myself for not calling Holy Trinity Catholic Church - the gay Catholic Church in Oak Lawn.  I actually walked in and told a priest over there what the Monsignor had told me. "Oh that's Father Botik - he's pre-Vatican II.  Get married, and then in a couple of years bring you wife by and maybe we can convert her." 

5 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

About a week before I got married in a six-minute Methodist wedding ceremony, I had the brilliant idea to call someone at the Catholic church to see if I needed to fill out some form so I, a Catholic, could get permission to get married with the Methodists.  I called a Msgr. Botik at Christ the King Catholic Church, and after I told him my situation, he told me I had to cancel the wedding.

"If you marry that woman, in that Church, you will be a heartbeat over hell."  I told him I would get back to him.  He actually called me and left voice messages the next few days.

Christ the King is the Park Cities church.  I kicked myself for not calling Holy Trinity Catholic Church - the gay Catholic Church in Oak Lawn.  I actually walked in and told a priest over there what the Monsignor had told me. "Oh that's Father Botik - he's pre-Vatican II.  Get married, and then in a couple of years bring you wife by and maybe we can convert her." 

Yeah.  I grew up Catholic (catholic schools, the whole 9 yards, which also meant that some of my lifelong friends are dyed-in-the-wool Catholics).  When I told some of them I was marrying my non-Catholic wife (at the time, Methodist, as she grew up in the Methodist church), a couple of them even commented "but....she's not Catholic!"  Nope, she's not.  And, we're getting married in her family's church (St. Luke's - gotDAMN is that a white folks protestant church).  To make it even better, I'm now active in leadership in the PCUSA Presbyterian church, where my wife is an ordained minister.  Kinda makes my friends' heads spin, but the cool part is that the priests and nuns who educated both of us (yep, wife went to Catholic school for a while - she was regularly "the protestant" in various classes) think it's pretty cool, and we've had a lot of good visits over theology with them over the years.

21 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

Let's send all the Gravy Seals in first to fight the Cartel. That would be amusing. 

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

 

We did a full Mass wedding once. Never again. And then no alcohol at the reception. 

Please tell us that it was on a football Saturday.

That fucker is going to end up winning one isn't he? Especially if Russia and Ukraine ends. 

 

Jesus Christ. 

I guess they haven't got to that fireplace with all the garish gold yet.

30 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

Naah, here's how this plays out.

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The news, however, has spurred concern that the military could be deployed within the US and abroad to combat sanctioned criminal groups like the Sinaloa Cartel, Tren de Aragua and Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13).

First, authorize the US military to engage in combat actions within the US against "invading terrorist groups Tren de Aragua, Sinaloa Cartel, and El Night-o Shift-o at El Taco Bell."  Then, declare -- unilaterally, without any actual due process or adjudication by any body (remember, "you don't get due process if you're an illegal" is their firm position) -- that this group or that group of brown people here or there are members of such terrorist groups, and hit em with Fallujah-style combat operations.  Sure, a few walls will get blasted down, a few belts of .50 cal will be unloaded into a fucking apartment or fruit-pickers' shack or whatnot, but why do you hate America and purifying the blood of our country?

This is a plan to use military force against whoever the regime wishes, inside our own borders.  Which, again, they've told us repeatedly is EXACTLY what they intend to do.

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28 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

Hmmm, I wonder where the cartels get a bunch of their guns that make them such an issue to begin with...

34 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

I think the United States still has that apartment in Veracruz

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Fat Boy is now considering “Tariff Rebate Checks” 
 
They have no idea what they are doing.

Yeah flooding the economy with money when tariffs are already inflationary should work out well. But Cletus will be thrilled because money.

He wrote checks he couldn't cash in his last presidency as well.  Fucking COVID checks.

We're paying down the debt!  No, we're printing more money!  What exactly are we doing?

It's like they all sit in the romper room in the morning and see who can come up with the dumb idea of the day.

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8 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Hmmm, I wonder where the cartels get a bunch of their guns that make them such an issue to begin with...

You obviously are not on the FOX News distribution list.  They send US guns, not the other way around.  #cough

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

The only time a woman should submit is when she's giving evidence to the prosecution of her Christian husband's crimes.

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*submitting evidence not submitting to her spouse

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

THE BUMS LOST, MR. LEBOWSKI!

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Said protester is Laura Loomer. ‘18 was a simpler time.

 

The fucking losers the Rs latch onto as their thought leaders is truly insane.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

It's like the finalists of the worldwide Punchable Faces competition. Seriously, it may be those two. 

1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

Invade the nice beachy places first please. 

If the Democratic Party is the "permanent minority" then why all the effort to suppress their vote?

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I love Christianity but it's hard not to despise certain Christians especially those who are so far removed from what the New Testament preaches and who use the Gospel to justify their hatred of others. 

We did a full Mass wedding once. Never again. And then no alcohol at the reception. 

It's not "certain Christians", it's the great majority of them.  

 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Fat Boy is now considering “Tariff Rebate Checks” 

Let me guess, made out to Donald Trump.

23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's like the finalists of the worldwide Punchable Faces competition. Seriously, it may be those two. 

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39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's like the finalists of the worldwide Punchable Faces competition. Seriously, it may be those two. 

Kirk is a catch-22. Yes, that condensed, creepy, smarmy little face is asking to be punched. But any subsequent change in his appearance couldn't be anything but an improvement.

1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

Will this increase or decrease the cost of guacamole and margaritas?

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Naah, here's how this plays out.

First, authorize the US military to engage in combat actions within the US against "invading terrorist groups Tren de Aragua, Sinaloa Cartel, and El Night-o Shift-o at El Taco Bell."  Then, declare -- unilaterally, without any actual due process or adjudication by any body (remember, "you don't get due process if you're an illegal" is their firm position) -- that this group or that group of brown people here or there are members of such terrorist groups, and hit em with Fallujah-style combat operations.  Sure, a few walls will get blasted down, a few belts of .50 cal will be unloaded into a fucking apartment or fruit-pickers' shack or whatnot, but why do you hate America and purifying the blood of our country?

This is a plan to use military force against whoever the regime wishes, inside our own borders.  Which, again, they've told us repeatedly is EXACTLY what they intend to do.

Jesus fucking Christ

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2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

In other news, it looks like we might invade Mexico.

 

the cartels have better funding

ill guess they'll cut a deal / buy a huge amount of trump coin and offer up some fake shipments so trump can claim a victory 

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26 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Jesus fucking Christ

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