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9 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

One of the genuinely good things about the old GOP WASP era was the aesthetics, tracing a direct line back to old Yankees’ Protestant aversion to showy displays of wealth. Like driving an old Volvo. A confident and wealthy America secure enough not to rub your nose in it. 
 

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it's been awhile, so i'll post a reminder....  george herbert walker bush is on the all-time anagram mt. rushmore:

huge berserk rebel warthog

his superb greater knowledge

terrible super egg-heads know

sorest bungler hawk pedigree

keep war then bugger soldiers

 

2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Jesus Christ. 

I guess they haven't got to that fireplace with all the garish gold yet.

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Any interviewer who hears this and doesn't call the interviewee an idiot to their face isn't doing their job.

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"I was in Wichita Falls for a wedding.  A Catholic wedding.  Where the reception was alcohol-free.  The long drive home down plenty of barren stretches of road gave me ample time to ponder exactly which of my many sins that experience was punishment for, but in spite of my multitude of sins . . . some of which are so appalling, I didn't enjoy even a brief memory of them . . . I couldn't come up with a single one worthy of the punishment of a dry Catholic wedding reception in Wichita Falls."

There.  Just wrote the first paragraph of my novel.


As a teenager, my mom and her mother forced my older sister and me to attend a winter wedding at a community church in OKC. When we were told our sunday would be spent at said church, my sister and I grew angry. We did not know these distant relatives and had no interest in their wedding.

Did I mention the wedding was to take place during the super bowl? Yeah. They wanted to ruin a great American holiday. Upon further questioning about what kind of heretics would do such a thing, my sister became convinced we were attending a cult wedding. My grandmother countered by saying that they couldn’t possibly be a cult; the couple was doing so well financially, they weee honeymooning in Switzerland.

As we suffered through the wedding ceremony, we found that a) we had to sit through a sermon b) they were going on a mission to switzerland c) they passed around a collection plate during the ceremony to help fund the mission

The ceremony was a bore. No music. No alcohol. I missed the entire super bowl.

That was the day I began losing my religion.

10 minutes ago, GenXer said:


As a teenager, my mom and her mother forced my older sister and me to attend a winter wedding at a community church in OKC. When we were told our sunday would be spent at said church, my sister and I grew angry. We did not know these distant relatives and had no interest in their wedding.

Did I mention the wedding was to take place during the super bowl? Yeah. They wanted to ruin a great American holiday. Upon further questioning about what kind of heretics would do such a thing, my sister became convinced we were attending a cult wedding. My grandmother countered by saying that they couldn’t possibly be a cult; the couple was doing so well financially, they weee honeymooning in Switzerland.

As we suffered through the wedding ceremony, we found that a) we had to sit through a sermon b) they were going on a mission to switzerland c) they passed around a collection plate during the ceremony to help fund the mission

The ceremony was a bore. No music. No alcohol. I missed the entire super bowl.

That was the day I began losing my religion.

 

JFC. I don’t think anybody would’ve held it against you to make and serve your own special koolaid for that.

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12 minutes ago, Covri said:

 

JFC. I don’t think anybody would’ve held it against you to make and serve your own special koolaid for that.

They probably would’ve attempted an exorcism 

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

The annoying ones my wife knew that made her want to attend this wedding did not drink any alcohol except the offering wine. 

Yeah I went to a wedding in 2021 for two Italian Catholics and not only did everyone get a bottle of wine with their name on it, but the reception was down in Jersey. Drove an hour to ge there to watch all these Italians get trashed as well as everyone else there. I had stopped drinking well before then, but it was impressive to watch.

On 8/7/2025 at 10:51 AM, HenryJames said:

At least the inside still looks nice.

 

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This would be a good style for the remodell.  I like this!  (Courtesey of @Armybrat from the boat thread).  Lots of gold still!   

 

And FU to those that neg'd me on a non-political comment up thread about the Surly Architectural Digest.  Somehow you are both a pussy and an asshole.  

 

 

3 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

About a week before I got married in a six-minute Methodist wedding ceremony, I had the brilliant idea to call someone at the Catholic church to see if I needed to fill out some form so I, a Catholic, could get permission to get married with the Methodists.  I called a Msgr. Botik at Christ the King Catholic Church, and after I told him my situation, he told me I had to cancel the wedding.

"If you marry that woman, in that Church, you will be a heartbeat over hell."  I told him I would get back to him.  He actually called me and left voice messages the next few days.

Christ the King is the Park Cities church.  I kicked myself for not calling Holy Trinity Catholic Church - the gay Catholic Church in Oak Lawn.  I actually walked in and told a priest over there what the Monsignor had told me. "Oh that's Father Botik - he's pre-Vatican II.  Get married, and then in a couple of years bring you wife by and maybe we can convert her." 

Most of my more intimate exposure to Catholics is through Jesuit priests, so I'm a bit shocked to hear that from anyone of a surly generation in most of Texas.

And, I'm also a bit shocked to hear that from CTK.  Although it is the PC Catlick church, being Catlick in the PC is kind of non-conformist in and of itself and they run an elementary school, so I am surprised it was that retrograde.

The Jesuit priests I've known might have said that between gulps of wine, and then burst out laughing and made an excommunication joke.

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Let's send all the Gravy Seals in first to fight the Cartel. That would be amusing. 

I wonder if the cartels will leave their face coverings on their severed heads as they're swinging from an overpass?

32 minutes ago, Elvis said:

And FU to those that neg'd me on a non-political comment up thread about the Surly Architectural Digest.  Somehow you are both a pussy and an asshole.  


Hey man, I don’t know you irl, but you’ve been posting a lot of shitty takes lately across multiple sub forums here. That’s why you’re being negged. Stop expecting posters to like your contributions that suck and getting mad when they don’t. Also your handle and profile pic screams old man asshole douchebag dumbfuck clown. Hope that helps!

54 minutes ago, Elvis said:

 

I thought about just leaving this really odd but telling post alone, but . . . 

@Elvis What would possess you to open a thread about the decline of America and the destruction of our democracy and post a sales video about a multi-million dollar yacht for billionaires?  

Weren't you trying to sell your used Chevy Avalanche a couple of years ago?  There's a bumpsticker around these days that says "You're closer to being homeless than to being a billionaire."  I've seen your house, dude.  You better hope to God for some of that good old fashioned Biden stability, because if things keep up you're going to wish you had that Avalanche so you could put a camper on the back.

(Edit: found it)

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6 hours ago, Red Five said:

I attended a baptist wedding not too long ago, and I swear about half of it was how women should submit to their husbands. It was disgusting.

The best part of it is the women that agree. Meanwhile my wife gets mad I don’t tell her I am taking the day off ( I get 8 weeks and she gets 2 ). Many year ago she woke me up saying I was almost lay and I said I’m off today. She was shocked and said I didn’t know and I said you didn’t need to know. Go to work. 

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I thought about just leaving this really odd but telling post alone, but . . . 

@Elvis What would possess you to open a thread about the decline of America and the destruction of our democracy and post a sales video about a multi-million dollar yacht for billionaires?  

Weren't you trying to sell your used Chevy Avalanche a couple of years ago?  There's a bumpsticker around these days that says "You're closer to be homeless than to being a billionaire."  I've seen your house, dude.  You better hope to God for some of that good old fashioned Biden stability, because if things keep up you're going to wish you had that Avalanche so you could put a camper on the back.

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What a patriot with the R,W & B net on the hoop. 

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Most of my more intimate exposure to Catholics is through Jesuit priests

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My son is getting married in the church in a couple of months (we’re Catholic) and fortunately it will not be a full Mass. 

New sex scandal is about to break

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I'll be mildly surprised if it's not Hegseth - although I have no idea what could possibly make things make sense.

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13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

New sex scandal is about to break

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I'll be mildly surprised if it's not Hegseth - although I have no idea what could possibly make things make sense.

Well, Looner has seemed to be quite allied with Hegseth, although her loyalties seem to be ever-shifting.'

Judging by her most recent spewage, this would seem to be Musk, if he is a "high level official."

Or, MTG, she's a whore and she and Looner can't stand each other.

Or, she's been calling for Blondi's resignation and that would sort of "make sense."

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8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, Looner has seemed to be quite allied with Hegseth, although her loyalties seem to be ever-shifting.'

I'm making the assumption this is what it's about - so either Hegseth or the Sec of the Army.

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14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And he doesn’t have a dog. That is the biggest red flag of them all. 

Are we sure that Noem didn't just shoot it? 

On 8/7/2025 at 8:25 AM, South Austin said:

Look, I'm perfectly fine if private accounts from MAGA media, interest groups, or individuals keep pumping out unfunny shit like this.  But motherfucking Christ, we've gotten to a point in our government that normalizes public agencies and officials doing this shit???  We continue to circle the societal drain.

It is the collapse of the American empire. It was guaranteed to happen at some point, we just happen to be the unlucky bastards alive to live the ride down to destruction of our culture and society. 

Every year, month by month, will be worse for Americans. This is going to be an extremely ugly collapse. 

I'm making the assumption this is what it's about - so either Hegseth or the Sec of the Army.
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Jigsaw is grotesque.
8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"I was in Wichita Falls for a wedding.  A Catholic wedding.  Where the reception was alcohol-free.  The long drive home down plenty of barren stretches of road gave me ample time to ponder exactly which of my many sins that experience was punishment for, but in spite of my multitude of sins . . . some of which are so appalling, I didn't enjoy even a brief memory of them . . . I couldn't come up with a single one worthy of the punishment of a dry Catholic wedding reception in Wichita Falls."

There.  Just wrote the first paragraph of my novel.

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I thought about just leaving this really odd but telling post alone, but . . . 

@Elvis What would possess you to open a thread about the decline of America and the destruction of our democracy and post a sales video about a multi-million dollar yacht for billionaires?  

Weren't you trying to sell your used Chevy Avalanche a couple of years ago?  There's a bumpsticker around these days that says "You're closer to being homeless than to being a billionaire."  I've seen your house, dude.  You better hope to God for some of that good old fashioned Biden stability, because if things keep up you're going to wish you had that Avalanche so you could put a camper on the back.

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I still have my avalanche.  It’s fully restored for my son to drive.  I’m also teaching him to drive standard in my 911. I don’t know why my cars are relevant.  Neither are my finances or my age, or my race.
 

I thought that yacht   had a beautiful interior design that would be a nice style for the White House.  Nice use of gold tones and great lines.  
 

I think it’s funny that people rail on interior design and somehow make that a political issue.  

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

If the Democratic Party is the "permanent minority" then why all the effort to suppress their vote?

The same reason we have to destroy the satellite gathering intelligence on global warming that doesn't exist.  And once we have brainwashing disguised as education instead of independent thought, then we'll openly demand to drink purified fracking water.  Personally, I'd prefer Brawndo in this scenario, but we'll get worse.      

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in case this has already been posted:

 

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6 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

My son is getting married in the church in a couple of months (we’re Catholic) and fortunately it will not be a full Mass. 

Hopefully not on a Saturday.

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, Looner has seemed to be quite allied with Hegseth, although her loyalties seem to be ever-shifting.'

Judging by her most recent spewage, this would seem to be Musk, if he is a "high level official."

Or, MTG, she's a whore and she and Looner can't stand each other.

Or, she's been calling for Blondi's resignation and that would sort of "make sense."

She could also be completely full of shit. 

19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

He fired his dog like a dog. He was the worst dog, a total disaster. I was doing him a favor by hiring him. His ratings are terrible.

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They say he's the worst dog ever. Very low-IQ dog. I barely knew him. 

We had a cocker spaniel growing up.  I can vouch for the very low-IQ dog statement.  Great dog, but dumb as shit.

14 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:

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It's going to cost a god damn fortune to return the joint to a reasonable idea of normal.  Probably easier and cheaper to just burn the fucker down with fat boy in it.

14 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

Any interviewer who hears this and doesn't call the interviewee an idiot to their face isn't doing their job.

I'm with you on this.  Our country is so fucking stupid that when someone spouts shit like this with no rebuttal, the rubes think that it's cool to think that way.

11 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Bar, or no bar?

Catholic, bar for sure.

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Hopefully not on a Saturday.

9/27, Washington game.  West coast so hopefully an east coast night game.

13 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Yeah I went to a wedding in 2021 for two Italian Catholics and not only did everyone get a bottle of wine with their name on it, but the reception was down in Jersey. Drove an hour to ge there to watch all these Italians get trashed as well as everyone else there. I had stopped drinking well before then, but it was impressive to watch.

 

13 hours ago, Elvis said:

This would be a good style for the remodell.  I like this!  (Courtesey of @Armybrat from the boat thread).  Lots of gold still!   

 

And FU to those that neg'd me on a non-political comment up thread about the Surly Architectural Digest.  Somehow you are both a pussy and an asshole.  

 

 

You're the pussy for whining about catching a few negs.  Go away.

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14 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Yeah I went to a wedding in 2021 for two Italian Catholics and not only did everyone get a bottle of wine with their name on it, but the reception was down in Jersey. Drove an hour to ge there to watch all these Italians get trashed as well as everyone else there. I had stopped drinking well before then, but it was impressive to watch.


When my stepson was planning his wedding, I took control of the alcohol planning and procurement. I told him to get a list of drinks that he and his fiancée’s friends like to drink. I compiled a list of the liquor that we needed to make the drinks plus some good whiskey, wine, champagne.

I went to total wine and elicited the assistance of the staff for recommendations. Did tastings of many of their recommendations. Spent about $1500. Total wine said I could return any unopened bottles.

I made a drink menu with a description of the drinks, ingredients, spirits (origin, ratings, flavor profile) and put the 10 page menu in a leather bound restaurant menu cover. I made 10 of these menus so that people could browse them while in line at the open bar.

When the reception was winding down and the bar was closing, the kids started grabbing full unopened bottles of liquor and running out to the bus that was taking them to their hotel. I was hammered and was unaware of the goings on. My wife and other sober adults were trying to stop the crime of the century. She came over and informed me of the heist. I laughed. I would expect nothing less. I did manage to save a few of the choice bottles for myself.

 

My BIL put on a very expensive wedding for his daughter. Lots of people, open bar, decent selection. I was with him not long after when the company gave him the final tally of bottles opened and cost. It was like $150k. 

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My BIL put on a very expensive wedding for his daughter. Lots of people, open bar, decent selection. I was with him not long after when the company gave him the final tally of bottles opened and cost. It was like $150k. 

A true, red hat American would blame the immigrants and then walk on the bill, or pay what they wanted to, ala Trump.  

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My BIL put on a very expensive wedding for his daughter. Lots of people, open bar, decent selection. I was with him not long after when the company gave him the final tally of bottles opened and cost. It was like $150k. 

The bride and groom should have just asked for the $150 large.

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The bride and groom should have just asked for the $150 large.

What makes you think that daddy’s little girl didn’t and doesn’t still have access to the money whenever she asks?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What makes you think that daddy’s little girl didn’t and doesn’t still have access to the money whenever she asks?

That poor groom

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What makes you think that daddy’s little girl didn’t and doesn’t still have access to the money whenever she asks?

I hope you make him pay for everything whenever you have to hang out with him.

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

That poor groom

That groom is a….wait for it…medical doctor. 

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