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3 hours ago, immamac said:

Is there something you are doing about it? Nope. 

Horseshit. Speak for yourself. Your reaction to the other poster was also horseshit, you assumed a lot you shouldn't have, and you're smart enough to know better. Own it and move on. 

12 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Horseshit. Speak for yourself. Your reaction to the other poster was also horseshit, you assumed a lot you shouldn't have, and you're smart enough to know better. Own it and move on. 

You didn't even read the post because you are too emotional or something. I don't really care what it is, but that's not what I said or what I assumed. 

I also never said football was more important than anything else.

 

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Yeah, that’s the Bismarck in the background.

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Fun facts:

Percentage of Arkansas' exports that go to Israel: around 0.75%

Percentage of Arkansas' exports that (historically) go to Canada: around 24%

Arkansas....doing a victory lap about 0.75% of its export economy, while grinning wildly as they receive a smooth, Trump-administered buttfucking on nearly a quarter of its export economy.  Simps who are also bad at math.  Checks out.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah, that’s the Bismarck in the background.

May have to crank this up tonight, it's a fucking classic:

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29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Lots of Levites and Benjamins in Arkansas, eh? haha

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's time to realize that we are reaching the time where we have one of three choices: leave, fight, or submit.

I'm not sure where I am or where my family is yet.  Somewhere in the first two.  I suspect my daughter has chosen the first.  My son has chosen the first for now....but has a strong inclination to return and choose the second.  As for my wife and me?  I don't know yet.  I'm still in the stage being enraged and heartbroken that these are our choices.

But we're there.  The choosing is already happening for many, and with good reason.

Most people will stay. Making less money in a free society seems like a good choice. No amount of money or property could keep me in this country any longer than I have to be here. Too many folks around this world need help and I’d rather dedicate whatever amount of time I have to still live helping them. To those who are staying it will be harsh, some of you will wind up in prison, but they will not win in the end.

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah, that’s the Bismarck in the background.

I thought you were joking, but unfortunately you are serious and correct. 

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1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

"Hey, maybe he just likes German warships!" /Rex

It's just so on point for these people.  Goddamn.

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Clayton Williams, oilman and colorful candidate for Texas governor, dies |  The Texas Tribune

Live look at Imma.

Beat me to it. I thought the exact same thing!

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

My wife and I are trying to figure out if our family is going to be (1) or (2). We both have deep family history in Texas, and love what this state could be but hate what it chooses to be. It's only gotten worse in this state for my entire life: education, roads, public services, on and on its all worse due to neglect.

Yeah. I like to think I’d stay and fight and I’m probably too old to do anything else. But the fact is that the Texas that I grew up with - the fearless Texas that was defined by generosity  and optimism and largeness of spirit and attracted my ancestors here in the 1830s and kept us rooted there for the next 6 generations even as everything else changed, the essential Texas- is gone, or at least it’s dormant. And if that is gone, what’s left to fight for? Dirt?

Either way my daughters are likely gone for good. They will take Texas wherever they go. Not sure what I’ll do. It’s either stay here or head out for New Mexico, I guess.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yeah. I like to think I’d stay and fight and I’m probably too old to do anything else. But the fact is that the Texas that I grew up with - the fearless Texas that was defined by generosity  and optimism and largeness of spirit and attracted my ancestors here in the 1830s and kept us rooted there for the next 6 generations even as everything else changed, the essential Texas- is gone, or at least it’s dormant. And if that is gone, what’s left to fight for? Dirt?

Either way my daughters are likely gone for good. They will take Texas wherever they go. Not sure what I’ll do. It’s either stay here or head out for New Mexico, I guess.

Spite. Fuck these people, they don't get to win. 

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The State Department released its long-awaited reports on international human rights Tuesday, and they drastically reduce the types of government repression and abuse that the United States under President Trump deems worthy of criticism.

State Department slashes reports on human rights violations : NPR https://share.google/Vt4xrOJYbSYpgHrQh

 

 

 

Probably because all the things that State used to complain about are shit Trump is doing or planning on doing here

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6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Spite. Fuck these people, they don't get to win. 

Or...their prize is a shell of a country.  Drive out the bulk of the people who make up your economic engine, and replace them with the fucking losers, burnouts, and third-rate intellects that is MAGA?  Yeah, if a country with that makeup is the prize, you can have it.

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11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

State Department slashes reports on human rights violations : NPR https://share.google/Vt4xrOJYbSYpgHrQh

 

 

 

Probably because all the things that State used to complain about are shit Trump is doing or planning on doing here

The bureau that pulls this together was especially hard-hit by recent firings. The HRR is something that pisses off authoritarian nations and complicates transactional diplomacy. 
 

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The memo also orders that reports on 20 specific countries, including Canada, Germany, Israel, the United Kingdom, and Ukraine, be flagged for review by Samuel Samson, a political appointee in the Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor. Samson, who did not respond to NPR's request for an interview, is a 2021 graduate of the University of Texas. His resume includes working at "The American Moment," a conservative political organization whose mission, according to the CEO, is to place right-wing activists in "well-paying jobs where they will have influence."

Samuel Samson is getting custody of the new office to promote “Civilizational Values” which is code for support for European populists. That’s why he gets to review these countries; he has a special interest in casting Western Democracies as hellholes of repression. He has openly written that free speech should not exist for non-conservatives at The American Conservative. 
 

Also, as an Aggie who rarely gets to say this: you’re welcome to him. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah, that’s the Bismarck in the background.

Oh come on.   It could be the.....   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tirpitz.

3 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Being a cis-het white dude born with privilage fucking rocks. You basically start every poker hand with a pair of Aces and a hefty stack. 

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Here’s Samuel Samson’s “free speech only for me” essay. Please internalize that this person is a Senior Advisor on Democracy and Human Rights and gets personal veto policy on what we say about the UK, Israel, and Ukraine.  He’s a 2021 college grad who is a Catholic theocrat. 
 

I cannot overstate how many completely unfuckable weirdos are roaming around DC.

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/elon-musk-and-the-free-speech-lie/

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Thus, the real conservative mission with free speech is not constructing an unrestricted, libertine-esque public forum, but rather promoting speech that supports our morals and values and preventing speech that harms them. And uncomfortable as it may sound, Musk’s suspensions provide a model for how to begin. 

Rewiring our understanding of free speech will no doubt make the right-liberals uncomfortable—liberalism’s "brain worms" are very hard to kill, after all. But they do raise an important question: why is restricting speech bad when they do it, and somehow good when we do it? 

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah, that’s the Bismarck in the background.

He in a submarine?  Oh you mean a picture of her. 

51 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This tracks

 

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Think how many felony convictions he would have piled up if he hadn't have been.... you know.... elected President of the United States.

4 hours ago, immamac said:

I said get off the internet and stop spinning yourself up. I guess that equates to support the fascists, what was I thinking! 

Don’t bend the knee to these retards in the future. Agreeing with them is not enough, you must always be outraged.

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Depends on whose face is getting fucked today.

This board has been getting its face fucked every single day since November. 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That....is a man who channels his self-hate (because he really, really, really craves sucking dick but has to pretend to be straight and to actually hate gay people) onto other people.

Man.  Just be yourself, gobble all the crank, and be happy.  You'll lose all your MAGA friends, 

Must have felt good slipping back into your 90s jeans right there. The old conservative Republican cranking out some casual homophobic remarks the LGBT crowd and women on the board will continue to ignore since you ended it as sarcasm. Hell maybe some of our Progressive libs will join in and bow up to some DT posters by calling them pussies.
 

Just don’t call them creatures, it will get you a timeout.

 

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

The old conservative Republican cranking out some casual homophobic remarks the LGBT crowd and women on the board will continue to ignore since you ended it as sarcasm.

I assure you, those remarks weren't casual, they were dead serious.  Of course, they weren't homophobic, either.

The sexual repression and self-loathing of the modern conservative, particularly the MAGA conservative, is one of the most dangerous phenomena around.  Because they build up incredible anger and frustration, and unleash their rage and cruelty on the rest of us.  Because maybe that will legitimize them to their peers, and to themselves.  Maybe that energy-filled action will distract them from the awful, terrible feelings inside them (being gay).  It doesn't work....so they just keep amping it up.

A world in which, instead of turning pent-up self-loathing into rage and cruelty against others, these guys just lived into their true self, and were out and gay and happy, would be so much better for all of us.  For them -- be happy.  And for us -- we wouldn't have them inflicting their performative cruelty on the rest of us.

I mean, yeah, I guess I hate super-closeted self-loathing gay men who turn their self-loathing into cruelty and inflicting pain on others, but my hate ain't because they're gay.  It's because of the cruelty and inflicting pain stuff.  And for the record, I have never -- not for a single moment in my life -- had any animus for LGBTQ folks.  Not even as an apolitical child.  Not sure why you're intent on making me out to be something I'm not, and never was, but go on with your bad self.

8 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Don’t bend the knee to these retards in the future. Agreeing with them is not enough, you must always be outraged.

This board has been getting its face fucked every single day since November. 

Must have felt good slipping back into your 90s jeans right there. The old conservative Republican cranking out some casual homophobic remarks the LGBT crowd and women on the board will continue to ignore since you ended it as sarcasm. Hell maybe some of our Progressive libs will join in and bow up to some DT posters by calling them pussies.
 

Just don’t call them creatures, it will get you a timeout.

 

Well, I'll give you one thing.  You are fully owning your "piece of shit" label.  Good God.

MAGA conservatives statistically doesn’t show that. And you know that and they were meant as put downs

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

MAGA conservatives statistically doesn’t show that. And you know that and they were meant as put downs

Are you fucking high, insane, or both?  LMAO.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

MAGA conservatives statistically doesn’t show that. And you know that and they were meant as put downs

I don't think any of us have any idea what in the hell you are saying here.

Which is almost certainly for the best.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Are you fucking high, insane, or both?  LMAO.

Its a bit, because everyone is so over the top he's going over the top. It's funny when you know it's satire, but people are too emotionally charged to recognize it for what it is which makes it funnier for him, but not everyone else. 

There are more gay Americans in the MAGA movement than any conservative Republican campaign before this. 
 

And you 100% talk about conservatives cranking and gobbling cock as a homophobic put down. @Brisketexan

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Its a bit, because everyone is so over the top he's going over the top. It's funny when you know it's satire, but people are too emotionally charged to recognize it for what it is which makes it funnier for him, but not everyone else. 

Ah, he just can't help himself.  Good one.  Par for the course with you.

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

And you 100% talk about conservatives cranking and gobbling cock as a homophobic put down.

I didn't say a fucking word about cranking and gobbling cock.  

Just now, immamac said:

Its a bit, because everyone is so over the top he's going over the top. It's funny when you know it's satire, but people are too emotionally charged to recognize it for what it is which makes it funnier for him, but not everyone else. 

Yes, we all realize that it's a fucking bit. Bits are much better when they at least border on being funny. Him being boring and not remotely funny isn't because we're "emotionally charged."

9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

God you suck crank

 

MAGA =/= conservative 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its a bit, because everyone is so over the top he's going over the top. It's funny when you know it's satire, but people are too emotionally charged to recognize it for what it is which makes it funnier for him, but not everyone else. 

I believe there's a term for this:  Anastasising.  

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah, he just can't help himself.  Good one.  Par for the course with you.

It isn't on the level of Gil Bang's Donald Trump is dumber than dogshit thread. That shit got locked with a quickness.

This is a really big immasplaining day. I feel like we haven't had one in awhile. Always good for a chuckle.

5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It was directed at Brisket, you stupid fuck

Try the quote function, pig.

There were 10 posts flying in at once. I literally used the language he did in his own post so he would know.

Either way, this board does an alarming amount of turning a blind eye to hate when the messenger is one of their own

Hey whaddaya guys up to?

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