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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

There were 10 posts flying in at once. I literally used the language he did in his own post so he would know.

Either way, this board does an alarming amount of turning a blind eye to hate when the messenger is one of their own

That wasn't hate.  Well, maybe hate for the bigotry.

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah, that’s the Bismarck in the background.

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I fail to see how the most obvious trolling ever is allowed as “satire” given all the shit that gets heavy treatment from the mods these days because most of us are apparently bad for the board’s growth.

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Just now, wildcat09 said:

I fail to see how the most obvious trolling ever is allowed as “satire” given all the shit that gets heavy treatment from the mods these days because most of us are apparently bad for the board’s growth.

Concern for board growth while telling people to get off the internet is certainly a choice.

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20 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its a bit, because everyone is so over the top.... but people are too emotionally charged

I don't care about the dude on my ignore list, but I am curious about this.  We unarguably live in an authoritarian fascist state.  People are being ripped off the street by a masked 'secret' police force and disappeared or sent to countries they were not from.   People are detained in airports for having anything critical of the Authoritarian on their phones.  Said authoritarian has taken over the police force of a city and directed a branch of the US military against that city's citizens.   

What part of being upset about the collapse is over the top to you?  

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The anti-Commie party elected Maoists.

 

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he won't be mentioned in the exhibit 

Every 2-3 months imma picks a weird hill to die on  

It’s a feature not a glitch but don’t think makes him a bad dude or anything  

let it go. 

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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15 sold in the last 24 hours.  I wonder how many of those end up in D.C. offices.

24 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its a bit, because everyone is so over the top he's going over the top. It's funny when you know it's satire, but people are too emotionally charged to recognize it for what it is which makes it funnier for him, but not everyone else. 

It was a bit when he cried like a bitch and wanting Brisket banned over a joke Brisket made that was so over the top anyone with a brain could make that connection? This is the same little bitch that whines that people follow him around the website when in actuality those people post in the exact same places he tries to invade with his "bits". He's a sensitive bot. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Every 2-3 months imma picks a weird hill to die on  

It’s a feature not a glitch but don’t think makes him a bad dude or anything  

let it go. 

He's so much like Derka on things that it's not shocking why they constantly have battles over the dumbest shit. And he calls others emotional. It's the best. 

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I, very seriously, do not care about Brisket Texan and his weird obsession of children getting facefucked or bleeding out to death. There was no crying over that. I did report the post though, because it’s terrible for growth of the board. In actuality I should just report it to Ken myself, like I did when Lobo was getting real mouthy.

Sure thing, buddy. 

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I, very seriously, do not care about Brisket Texan and his weird obsession of children getting facefucked or bleeding out to death. There was no crying over that. I did report the post though, because it’s terrible for growth of the board. In actuality I should just report it to Ken myself, like I did when Lobo was getting real mouthy.

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3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

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Exactly. And that guy lost his NBA team.

Doing my best to get banned from TigerDroppings today. Called them fascists on the poli board there. 
 

They are exactly the type of people that Hitler used to catapult himself to power.  Fairly uneducated, full of hate, mad at their lot in life and blame all of their problems on other people.  

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Why do you guys respond to the troll? He feeds off that. He posts outrageous bullshit just to get a reaction out of a few specific posters and some of you keep stooping to his level. Put him on ignore and then he’ll be posting to no one and eventually find somewhere else to troll.

7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I post truth then a bunch of titty babies scream for mom.

You excrete noxious gas like a bloated corpse.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Its a bit, because everyone is so over the top he's going over the top. It's funny when you know it's satire, but people are too emotionally charged to recognize it for what it is which makes it funnier for him, but not everyone else. 

Sounds like a troll. Strange how the moderation team differentially moderates trolls depending on if y'all like them or not

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

I fail to see how the most obvious trolling ever is allowed as “satire” given all the shit that gets heavy treatment from the mods these days because most of us are apparently bad for the board’s growth.

The mods only care if it's progressive or thoughtful. Hateful disinformation ala pronghorn and trolling by shitposting ala stassney are always allowed, as is known.

It's only "being an idiot" if chuds aren't calling you WOKE(!!!!). Otherwise, blacklab gives you a timeout for """shitposting"""

Stassney isn't trolling anyone. It's a bit, just like futureman is a bit. It's not a troll. He got a ban for crossing a line and acknowledged it. 

This is well known internet behavior its not weird, its not some new rule and its not some new moderation style. 

Pronghorn got banned because at first he was an idiot, then he was made aware he needed to quit posting shit that was clearly fake even though he was too stupid to know it was, and he kept doing it and got a ban. 

I seriously think some of you cannot divorce the internet from reality at this point. None of you would act like this in public, and it's not some internet tough guy thing.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

What are you doing in the bitcoin thread?

The general crypto markets thread? The one that keeps getting bumped by the permabanned Russian troll?

Lol you'd be mad about someone posting mean things in an Enron thread too I bed

Also, lmfao at imma seriously arguing that the Internet has no impact in real world life.

Steven Bannon and his masterful weaponization of gamergate hope you keep evangelizing this mindset.

Qanon and January 6th were fueled by the Internet whipping a bunch of chuds into a froth with disinformation and hate and trolling. People tried to assassinate AND HAVE ASSASINATED multiple elected officials because of the insanity that's been pumped by MAGA online conspiracy theories. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Stassney isn't trolling anyone. It's a bit, just like futureman is a bit. It's not a troll. He got a ban for crossing a line and acknowledged it. 

This is well known internet behavior its not weird, its not some new rule and its not some new moderation style. 

Pronghorn got banned because at first he was an idiot, then he was made aware he needed to quit posting shit that was clearly fake even though he was too stupid to know it was, and he kept doing it and got a ban. 

I seriously think some of you cannot divorce the internet from reality at this point. None of you would act like this in public, and it's not some internet tough guy thing.

Shouldn't a bit be even the tiniest bit entertaining? Sure seems more like a troll. Not saying he should be banned or get a TO. Futureman should be disturbed by the comparison.

8 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lol you'd be mad about someone posting mean things in an Enron thread too I bed

Cope

Just now, softlynow said:

Shouldn't a bit be even the tiniest bit entertaining? Sure seems more like a troll. Not saying he should be banned or get a TO. Futureman should be disturbed by the comparison.

A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling. 

Just now, immamac said:

A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling. 

This cracks me up because I was literally lol when the notification popped up on screen. So if this is a bit, well done!

My only “trolling” of this board has been a blunt rebuke of an ultra feminine Democratic Party that can’t and won’t survive without appealing to men.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling. 

Would you like everyone who regularly posts on this forum to unsubscribe?  Would that help?

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling. 

This forum is dedicated to chronic linger the end of American democracy at the hand of the fascist in chief. Spare me for not looking for entertainment in this forum. 
 

Americana cities are being overtaken by fascists. Sorry for not laughing. 

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Stassney isn't trolling anyone. It's a bit, just like futureman is a bit. It's not a troll. He got a ban for crossing a line and acknowledged it. 

This is well known internet behavior its not weird, its not some new rule and its not some new moderation style. 

Pronghorn got banned because at first he was an idiot, then he was made aware he needed to quit posting shit that was clearly fake even though he was too stupid to know it was, and he kept doing it and got a ban. 

I seriously think some of you cannot divorce the internet from reality at this point. None of you would act like this in public, and it's not some internet tough guy thing.

futureman's not a bit.

 

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29 minutes ago, immamac said:

A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling. 

If you find Stassney funny, that's a you problem.

Put him on ignore. It’s great. 

44 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

He’s a 57 year old white male trumper that lives on Stassney. Have at it

Sir, I’m in my 30s and live wherever the hell I feel like. I’ve had more than enough posts celebrating Bidenomics and his long list of accomplishments.

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47 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

If you find Stassney funny, that's a you problem.

2,259 times I’ve been found funny 

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14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Sir, I’m in my 30s and live wherever the hell I feel like. I’ve had more than enough posts celebrating Bidenomics and his long list of accomplishments.

You’re only in your 30s?  Shit l. Why the anger.  Chill out fella

1 hour ago, immamac said:

A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling. 

Maybe. But you’re also an aggy

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

You’re only in your 30s?  Shit l. Why the anger.  Chill out fella

What anger?

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling. 

This is true at times.  What is also true is that the most rage posting in any single thread on this board doesn't happen in the Cloak Room, rather over in Football, where a bunch of grown men are still screaming at each other about a Miami Dolphins backup QB.  Now to me...THAT'S FUNNY.  

8 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

2,259 times I’ve been found funny 

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Ok, I laughed.

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