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2016 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 8%
 

2025 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 54%
 

 

thats fucking crazy

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

2016 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 8%
 

2025 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 54%
 

 

thats fucking crazy

What is the source on this?

And thanks Trump.

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Jill Biden fucked this country 

wat?

28 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

wife and i are outta here.  see y'all on Planet Opiate, bitches.

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fuck it, give me a ticket to planet drugs. this one sucks

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

2016 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 8%
 

2025 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 54%
 

 

thats fucking crazy

not sure if that is verified, but you could do a similar stat with men over 40 and single. might not be virgins, but effectively are now. 

30 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

wife and i are outta here.  see y'all on Planet Opiate, bitches.

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Should arrest @EddieMoney for selling two tickets to paradise.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not sure if that is verified, but you could do a similar stat with men over 40 and single. might not be virgins, but effectively are now. 

Huh? Plenty of over 40 single women out there. What is the problem?

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Huh? Plenty of over 40 single women out there. What is the problem?

is this your first introduction to incels? they're not all 20-somethings

38 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

wife and i are outta here.  see y'all on Planet Opiate, bitches.

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8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Huh? Plenty of over 40 single women out there. What is the problem?

the problem is the fucking incels over 40 get their information from other shitbags who are telling them any woman older than 22 is biologically timed-out and their vag has turned inside-out and looks like a Dairy Queen taco someone threw on the floor, and therefore said 40+ woman is no longer worthy of their micropeen.  

i'm being dead fucking serious, too.

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10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What is the source on this?

And thanks Trump.

IMG_4604.thumb.jpeg.6f321d0bd5293eb7d3488a8878695007.jpegSorry, its zero female sex partners since turning 18. So, almost the same

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

It's always the conservative commentators that write these doomsday pieces. They did their part to get us here.

 

 

For sure.   But if that pos knows we’re fucked then we’re fucked

13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

IMG_4604.thumb.jpeg.6f321d0bd5293eb7d3488a8878695007.jpegSorry, its zero female sex partners since turning 18. So, almost the same

Not really that helpful.  Need to break it out by age 19-29.

btw, first 'real' smartphone was introduced mid-2007, as the iphone brought porn to your hand. coincidence? probably not

31 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

2016 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 8%
 

2025 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 54%
 

 

thats fucking crazy

 

Damn.

I mean, sure, question the methodology of the survey, etc but to get responses north of 50%...what the hell. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

we were all getting laid in 1989 and 2008!

a man in a blue shirt and white hat is holding a golf club on a golf course

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

we were all getting laid in 1989 and 2008!

My daughter was born in November of 1989 so yes, we were.

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

What is horrifying?  Republicans have been about rigging elections, gerrymandering, and trying to grab and hold onto power for decades.  Heck, one of them lost the vote, so he had the votes for his opponent tossed out and that was accepted by one court, it wasn't until May that the winner was confirmed.  

It's horrifying that there's literally--literally--nothing he could do to drop below ~40% approval. If we did an election redo next Tuesday, he'd still win.

33 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

If we did an election redo next Tuesday, he'd still win.

By an even even bigger margin.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

IMG_4604.thumb.jpeg.6f321d0bd5293eb7d3488a8878695007.jpegSorry, its zero female sex partners since turning 18. So, almost the same

You know this is fake, right?  The infinity arrow at the end should be a dead giveaway.  Apologies if you were posting it as a joke.

For example, there are ~300K men ages 18-30 in the US, about 23K in each 1 year band.  Going from 40% in 2023 to 50% in 2024 represents a shift of 29K+ men.  Maybe you could explain that 1 year shift through a shit ton of born again virgins.  Maybe they all realized they were in a hot tub or it was in the butt so that sex doesn't count any more.  But my money is on fake.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

2016 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 8%
 

2025 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 54%
 

 

thats fucking crazy

 
side note:


Can you ever get your virginity back and if so, how long does it take for you to be a neovirigin?

As a married man over 40, I ….uhhhhhh…. have a friend who was thinking this the other day. 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

IMG_4604.thumb.jpeg.6f321d0bd5293eb7d3488a8878695007.jpegSorry, its zero female sex partners since turning 18. So, almost the same

I gotta tell ya.....the level of sexual futility and frustration in this country HAS to play a role in what we're going through.

Between frustrated loser straight guys who can't figure out why OnlyFans models aren't dropping out of the sky into their laps, to do their bidding.....to closeted gay men acting as cruel and vengeful conservatives to channel their self-loathing....the whole world would be so much better off if these guys got real, got realistic, and fucking got LAID.  

You, straight incel - sorry, but you're a 6 with shitty social skills.  You're never getting a 10.  But there's a world full of 4s to 8s out there for the picking.  Shower, learn how to have a conversation and get a laugh, and you'll be getting laid and be happy.

You, closeted gay conservative.  Just be yourself, and hook up with a dude.  The joy you'll feel will put you over the moon.  You won't have to hate anyone, including yourself.

Instead, these guys are just getting angrier and angrier (I get it.  The various dry spells in my life left me  in a pretty shitty mood).  And they have to vent that anger someplace, and here we are.

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 
side note:


Can you ever get your virginity back and if so, how long does it take for you to be a neovirigin?

As a married man over 40, I ….uhhhhhh…. have a friend who was thinking this the other day. 

User name does not check out.

The Enchantments offered the most beautiful backpacking I’ve seen. Enraging but predictably, all TFG touches turns to shit (literally, in this case).

Quote

The Enchantments face dire conditions amid staffing shortage

COLCHUCK LAKE, Chelan County — Can a lone ranger patrol 900 miles of trails in the Okanogan-Wenatchee National Forest by herself? In the federal wilderness of Washington’s Cascades, the answer this summer is a resounding no — but right now that’s the reality.

The Enchantments are a wildly popular hiking, backpacking and climbing destination in the Alpine Lakes Wilderness of the Central Cascades. While crowds overwhelming the fragile alpine zone are a longstanding issue, this year’s severe staffing shortage is new. The lack of a ranger presence has prompted a crescendo of voices to call for an emergency restriction that limits access — before the problems cause irreparable harm.

Goddamn sonofabitch mutherfucker


 

 

 

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

?????

 

Based on the "he wrote it, he didn't plan to play in it" and other context sounds like he's talking about Sylvester Stallone and Rocky.

11 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

?????

 

I think he's talking about Sly Stallone but yeah, that's some weird shit.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

IMG_4604.thumb.jpeg.6f321d0bd5293eb7d3488a8878695007.jpegSorry, its zero female sex partners since turning 18. So, almost the same

So the evil liberals are making us all gay?!?!

Just a rambling fucking idiot. I like when he looks down like he’s checking his notes. Like, if that shit is written it’s even worse. The good news is he sounds weak as hell. 

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Just a rambling fucking idiot. I like when he looks down like he’s checking his notes. Like, if that shit is written it’s even worse. The good news is he sounds weak as hell. 

I was wondering if it was wishful thinking but he definitely sounded low energy and old

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Again, I compliment your foresight years ago in seeing this so clearly. As a white man, I think I had blinders to much of the evidence.

I saw the same results, but I did not see this iron cable running through the sequences leading to those results. 

An Indigenous Peoples' History of the United States remains the best book I've read in the last ten years. It reveals through quoting official documents from the time exactly what our strategy was. She also discussing how a state could make a treaty with an indigenous people which would be violated by "settlers" who antagonized the natives until conflict erupted and the state came to their aid. She shows other examples of this outside of North America and you see it today with the West Bank.

Anyway, I digress. It's horrible watching allusions to Scotch on the Ledge become...well, what it's becoming.

The really depressing thing is we’ve had numerous off-ramps and we’d rather collectively shit our pants than exit the Highway to Hell to take a dump at Buc-ee’s.

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

IMG_4604.thumb.jpeg.6f321d0bd5293eb7d3488a8878695007.jpegSorry, its zero female sex partners since turning 18. So, almost the same

 

34 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

So the evil liberals are making us all gay?!?!

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2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

IMG_4604.thumb.jpeg.6f321d0bd5293eb7d3488a8878695007.jpegSorry, its zero female sex partners since turning 18. So, almost the same

I graduated HS in the early 90's and there very few virgins, if any.  What few stragglers there might have been went off to college and had sex.

50% being essentially virgins is insane.  I don't remember the number for women but it's a LOT less than the men, which tells you the 50% of men that are having sex are putting in the work.  

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta tell ya.....the level of sexual futility and frustration in this country HAS to play a role in what we're going through.

Between frustrated loser straight guys who can't figure out why OnlyFans models aren't dropping out of the sky into their laps, to do their bidding.....to closeted gay men acting as cruel and vengeful conservatives to channel their self-loathing....the whole world would be so much better off if these guys got real, got realistic, and fucking got LAID.  

You, straight incel - sorry, but you're a 6 with shitty social skills.  You're never getting a 10.  But there's a world full of 4s to 8s out there for the picking.  Shower, learn how to have a conversation and get a laugh, and you'll be getting laid and be happy.

You, closeted gay conservative.  Just be yourself, and hook up with a dude.  The joy you'll feel will put you over the moon.  You won't have to hate anyone, including yourself.

Instead, these guys are just getting angrier and angrier (I get it.  The various dry spells in my life left me  in a pretty shitty mood).  And they have to vent that anger someplace, and here we are.

This.  

I don't see how a young man can't get laid.  It's shockingly easy if you do what you just said.  Give me enough runway and I could pull 2-4 women per month right now in a major city.

Also, that younger generation seems to obsessed with "body count," which seems like slut shaming to me.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Also, that younger generation seems to obsessed with "body count," which seems like slut shaming to me.

Every generation has shamed women for having multiple sexual partners. It's nothing new, but the intensity of this group of youths is surprising

Just now, safe sex said:

Every generation has shamed women for having multiple sexual partners. It's nothing new, but the intensity of this group of youths is surprising

That's a better way to put but as a Gen Xer, I don't remember anyone really caring about the number but this group seems obsessed with it.  To be honest, I stopped counting in college and I don't remember people caring.

There was a scene in "Sex Lives of College Girls" (decent show, BTW), where one of the girls tells a guys she's had sex with 20 people and he was only at 2 and his mind was completely blown.  (By the time you're a senior in college, 20 really isn't that many.)  

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That's a better way to put but as a Gen Xer, I don't remember anyone really caring about the number but this group seems obsessed with it.  To be honest, I stopped counting in college and I don't remember people caring.

There was a scene in "Sex Lives of College Girls" (decent show, BTW), where one of the girls tells a guys she's had sex with 20 people and he was only at 2 and his mind was completely blown.  (By the time you're a senior in college, 20 really isn't that many.)  

The kids are like this because their Gen X parents are skanks.

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

All.  They do.  Is lie.  Continuously, and outrageously.

There are no restraints, no guardrails.  They just say whatever they want as facts.  Objectively, it's fascinating to watch.  Subjectively, it's horrifying to watch a 250 year old nation ended by utter fucking shitheels of no real merit.

The fact that DHS mimicked the title of a book by a known anti-Semite should have this entire country up in arms yet…nothing. 

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

btw, first 'real' smartphone was introduced mid-2007, as the iphone brought porn to your hand. coincidence? probably not

One could argue that without porn there would be no internet. 

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

wife and i are outta here.  see y'all on Planet Opiate, bitches.

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Seems legit. Has the conversion of dollars to shekels right there

 

 

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Every generation has shamed women for having multiple sexual partners. It's nothing new, but the intensity of this group of youths is surprising

This crop of youths have strong fundagelical vibes, which strongly contributes to the regressive posture towards sex

28 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

One could argue that without porn there would be no internet. 

That, or Al Gore. 

4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

2016 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 8%
 

2025 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 54%
 

 

thats fucking crazy

Thought that was a major part of being a proud boy—sexual deprivation. Or was that sexual deprivation with oneself? Either way, it leads to angry men. 
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34 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

That, or Al Gore. 

Maybe I should’ve said no commercial internet.

And Al Gore never said that. 

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