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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

a motherfucking red carpet, and a ride in "The Beast", which is a top-secret vehicle.  I'm sure Vlad didn't slip a bug in the seat crack. 

And some top secret planes flying overhead to be observed and photographed. 
He's such a dumb fuck. 

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11 minutes ago, Woland said:

I don’t follow anything where I might see Dotard or hear his voice. Did any reporters remind the viewers that Putin blew up an apartment building of his own citizens so he could win an election ?

A reporter yelled at him "Are you going to stop killing civilians?". He didn't answer. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

A reporter yelled at him "Are you going to stop killing civilians?". He didn't answer. 

a reporter that's about to get his credentials yanked.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

a reporter that's about to get his credentials yanked.

like her lol

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

We probably just spent $10,000,000 for Trump to get his shit pushed in by Putin.

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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

We probably just spent $10,000,000 for Trump to get his shit pushed in by Putin.

 

A reporter yelled at him "Are you going to stop killing civilians?". He didn't answer. 

The reporter was likely referring to Ukrainian civilians. Unfortunately, yesterday’s atrocities are so… yesterday.

I went over to Texags.  there are actually a few over there that see the obvious.  The rest are in awe of their orange savior..."there will never be another President like Trump".  And my favorite, with the post showing dotard and the war criminal shaking hands; "That's how two Alpha Males shake hands". 

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How Trump's day went:

 

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r/PoliticalHumor - Photo from 5 minutes ago. Air Force Inns, JBER, AK

 

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Trump just admitted his entire summit with Putin was a failure. 

But how much did it cost taxpayers? 
  
Air Force One to Alaska: $3.2M round trip.

Cargo planes, backup jets, and press planes: $6–8M

Secret Service & Motorcade Security: $2–4M.

U.S. Military Base Hosting & Logistics: $1–3M.

Total U.S. Taxpayer Cost Estimate
~$9–15 million for a single day. 

All for a distraction from the Epstein files.

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I went over to Texags.  there are actually a few over there that see the obvious.  The rest are in awe of their orange savior..."there will never be another President like Trump".  And my favorite, with the post showing dotard and the war criminal shaking hands; "That's how two Alpha Males shake hands". 

My cousin is also in awe.  He's also a chief of medicine so anybody living in the Richmond, VA area should avoid going to his hospital....

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Played like a fiddle. 

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Gawd damn this guy is the most pathetic human being in the history of human beings

21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Played like a fiddle. 

Yep! I really doubt Putin ever said that. 

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26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Played like a fiddle. 

 

in texas ...

mail in ballots and straight line voting usually favored R's 

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Played like a fiddle. 

i find this terrifyingly ominous...he's broadcasting that he's going to disrupt voting in California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington.

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i find this terrifyingly ominous...he's broadcasting that he's going to disrupt voting in California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington.

blue anon. 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

pee pee tapes came closer to reality. 

 

Right about now, Trump is screaming at the Joint Chiefs, demanding to know why he could see these "invisible" aircraft

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Right about now, Trump is screaming at the Joint Chiefs, demanding to know why he could see these "invisible" aircraft

Could be. 

3 minutes ago, mchookem said:

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Just chomp on the gummies. 

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Marie Calenders or GTFO.

Rich bitch

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49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump just admitted his entire summit with Putin was a failure. 

But how much did it cost taxpayers? 
  
Air Force One to Alaska: $3.2M round trip.

Cargo planes, backup jets, and press planes: $6–8M

Secret Service & Motorcade Security: $2–4M.

U.S. Military Base Hosting & Logistics: $1–3M.

Total U.S. Taxpayer Cost Estimate
~$9–15 million for a single day. 

All for a distraction from the Epstein files.

 

it was much more than this, flying B-2's is not cheap 

Countries with widespread or universal mail-in voting
  • Switzerland: Known for its extensive use of all-postal voting.
  • Australia: Utilized all-postal voting in a 2016 referendum and widely promotes mail-in voting for regional elections.
  • Austria: Allows all registered voters to apply for a polling card and vote by mail without needing a specific reason.
  • Canada: Non-resident citizens can apply to be on an International Register of Electors to vote by mail, although practical challenges with postal times remain.
  • Germany: Postal voting is common, with 47% of the electorate voting by post in the 2021 general election. Originally for those absent or unable to vote in person, the requirement to provide a reason was dropped in 2008.
  • United States: Several states implement all vote-by-mail, automatically sending ballots to all registered voters. As of 2022, these states include California, Colorado, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, Utah, Washington, and Vermont (for general elections only). 
5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

1.  Mad Magazine

2.  Twitter

 

That should about cover it.  

Mad Magazine was brilliant satire and very clearly anti-Trump for several decades. 

There are dozens - if not a hundred or more - similar covers, vignettes, graphics, etc. 

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Don't besmirch it. 

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48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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picture titled - When the buffet manager tells you your 2 hours are up.

Just Donald the child sexual predator looking out for another of his kind. 

 

51 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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What an embarrassment from beginning to the end-the ridiculous orange make-up, the red carpet treatment, riding in the beast. Putin ate Trump’s lunch and then took a shit on the dinner table. It’s another reminder that Trump and his cohorts are nothing more than typical bullies-talk a lot of shit but complete cowards when actually confronted. Again, none of this is any surprise to all of us who have watched the past ten years, but shit, it’s still sobering and disgusting.

5 minutes ago, The Dark Knight said:

What an embarrassment from beginning to the end-the ridiculous orange make-up, the red carpet treatment, riding in the beast. Putin ate Trump’s lunch and then took a shit on the dinner table. It’s another reminder that Trump and his cohorts are nothing more than typical bullies-talk a lot of shit but complete cowards when actually confronted. Again, none of this is any surprise to all of us who have watched the past ten years, but shit, it’s still sobering and disgusting.

 

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

a motherfucking red carpet, and a ride in "The Beast", which is a top-secret vehicle.  I'm sure Vlad didn't slip a bug in Trump's ass crack.

 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Vladimir rubbing his balls all over Americans

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3 hours ago, speed817 said:

My cousin is also in awe.  He's also a chief of medicine so anybody living in the Richmond, VA area should avoid going to his hospital....

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Which hospital? It ain’t a HIPAA violation to tell us. And he won’t know anyway. 

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Texags thinks this meeting was most likely a success. Trump won’t reveal his cards (lol) so everyone just needs to give him time. Art of the deal means keeping the successful negotiation a secret for a bit longer. If Trump were president instead of Biden, the invasion would’ve likely never happened and this meeting would not be necessary.

My personal favorite:

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Like any venture into that cesspool of a website, it’s a sad reminder that we share this state and this country with ignorant and gullible people who will shift their own beliefs and forfeit any inkling of critical thinking for the sake of staying forever loyal to their team politics. They are unfortunately not outliers, which explains why America is where it is today.

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10 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Texags thinks this meeting was most likely a success. Trump won’t reveal his cards (lol) so everyone just needs to give him time. Art of the deal means keeping the successful negotiation a secret for a bit longer. If Trump were president instead of Biden, the invasion would’ve likely never happened and this meeting would not be necessary.

My personal favorite:

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Like any venture into that cesspool of a website, it’s a sad reminder that we share this state and this country with ignorant and gullible people who will shift their own beliefs and forfeit any inkling of critical thinking for the sake of staying forever loyal to their team politics. They are unfortunately not outliers, which explains why America is where it is today.

 

why are they amazed that a B-2 did a fly over ?

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16 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Has Newsom finally figured out how to attack tfg? Maybe if the other Dem nerds show more pie charts and graphs, they’ll figure out how to be tfg’s foil

You fight fascists by making fun of them. Newsom and his team finally came to the conclusion that others have throughout history that making fun of them and belittling them constantly is what really riles them up and causes the implosion sooner rather than later. The key though is Americans joining in and doing the same thing. It has to happen across the political spectrum as well and on social media. This is a good start though, but it's only the opening drive.

Putin is mostly KGB, Trump is mostly WWF ... that's about all you need to know.

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