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So a B-2 crew flew from Missouri to Anchorage, did a fly over for the benefit of two people, and then flew back?

What a great use of funds.

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12 hours ago, tx ind said:

The one thing on the assassination attempt that I can’t understand is dotard not milking it for longer.

He still brings up Biden, Obama, and all kinds of old shit weekly but someone tried to shoot him and with his thin skin, fragile ego, and desire to be macho he never talks about it.

He has this figurine on his Oval Office desk.

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11 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Overcrowding in mosquito filled cages under 24 hour lighting are just two of the inhuman, cruel, and degrading conditions detainees at AA face. The Constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishment. Laugh it off somewhere else. Your coprophagic breath stinks. The vast majority of detainees have no criminal history, unlike the pedo in chief.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alligator-alcatraz-florida-detainees-conditions-fungus-mosquitoes-rcna220205

As always, the cruelty is the point. And as always, if you support Trump then you support this and are unquestionably a shitty person. 

11 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

What the fuck is this shit

The totally and obviously predictable. 

You fight fascists by making fun of them. Newsom and his team finally came to the conclusion that others have throughout history that making fun of them and belittling them constantly is what really riles them up and causes the implosion sooner rather than later. The key though is Americans joining in and doing the same thing. It has to happen across the political spectrum as well and on social media. This is a good start though, but it's only the opening drive.

So troll the government? Isn't that our bailiwick? It's a craft we've all honed here for, in my case, 15 years. We have the power.
5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


So troll the government? Isn't that our bailiwick? It's a craft we've all honed here for, in my case, 15 years. We have the power.

We absolutely do. These clowns will do everything in their power to convince you otherwise, but we have the ability to mock, belittle and generally make fun of them constantly. No strongman (or woman for that matter) likes being mocked. What Newsom did was a well-planned salvo at an idiot that will absolutely take the bait. You treat fascists like the overgrown spoiled brat children that they are and not as dignified people.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He has this figurine on his Oval Office desk.

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I know if my head was centimeters from being blown off I’d want a reminder nearby that I could see every day!

22 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Has Newsom finally figured out how to attack tfg? Maybe if the other Dem nerds show more pie charts and graphs, they’ll figure out how to be tfg’s foil

When i was around 6-7yrs I had a family dog who was chill but kinda territorial.  He would walk around our back yard and pee in the four corners every day to mark his territory. One day I decided to follow him on his rounds and everytime he would pee, i would pee a little bit over his to cover it up.  First few times he gave me a look.  By the 3rd time he started growling at me which may be the only time he got aggressive with me his whole life.

I had blown completely Newsom off, but I like his  recent moves.   Trump has the brain of a lizard and mocking him will set him off if this gets more attention.  This mocking campaign, along with his Cali redistricting plan, and standing firm with UCLA (while shaming the weak Ivys); makes him the first dem that has sparked anything to rally around.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:.

I had blown completely Newsom off, but I like his  recent moves.   Trump has the brain of a lizard and mocking him will set him off if this gets more attention.  This mocking campaign, along with his Cali redistricting plan, and standing firm with UCLA (while shaming the weak Ivys); makes him the first dem that has sparked anything to rally around.


And Dems of all sides are liking it, even if they preface it by saying “I’m not a fan of Newsom but this is refreshing and the fight we’ve been wanting to see from Dems.”

 

Jeffries has been the biggest disappointment. I just don’t know who bought him off.

8 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Which hospital? It ain’t a HIPAA violation to tell us. And he won’t know anyway. 

St. Mary's

35 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

When i was around 6-7yrs I had a family dog who was chill but kinda territorial.  He would walk around our back yard and pee in the four corners every day to mark his territory. One day I decided to follow him on his rounds and everytime he would pee, i would pee a little bit over his to cover it up.  First few times he gave me a look.  By the 3rd time he started growling at me which may be the only time he got aggressive with me his whole life.

I had blown completely Newsom off, but I like his  recent moves.   Trump has the brain of a lizard and mocking him will set him off if this gets more attention.  This mocking campaign, along with his Cali redistricting plan, and standing firm with UCLA (while shaming the weak Ivys); makes him the first dem that has sparked anything to rally around.

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12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

"there will never be another President like Trump".

Thank fuck.

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JFC 

 

57 minutes ago, Pancho said:

And Dems of all sides are liking it, even if they preface it by saying “I’m not a fan of Newsom but this is refreshing and the fight we’ve been wanting to see from Dems.”

This describes where I'm at.  I've never minded Gov Dude, but he was never one of my favorites until now.  A bunch of us just want someone, anyone that will fight back and stand up to the shitheads.  It's why AOC has a significant following (and scares the shit out of the fascists).

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC 

 

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1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

  This mocking campaign, along with his Cali redistricting plan, 

That's the key. Now that Texas has gone full fascist gerrymandering to the extreme, the most important thing is for every democrat controlled state to do the same in return. With the way population is dispersed, with democrats occupying almost every major city in the country, it's a lot easier to use huge concentrations of Democrat voters in a small area to gerrymander over large rural areas of land with republican voters. A lot easier than the other way around. California could effectively be rigged to completely eliminate any republican seats if they go whole hog. NY and Minnesota could as well. 

Since almost every republican state is already gerrymandered near max, this could rig it where the house is never controlled by republicans. That needs to happen to counter trump's fascist overreach and the shit people like Abbott and Paxton are doing. Force their hand

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That's the key. Now that Texas has gone full fascist gerrymandering to the extreme, the most important thing is for every democrat controlled state to do the same in return. With the way population is dispersed, with democrats occupying almost every major city in the country, it's a lot easier to use huge concentrations of Democrat voters in a small area to gerrymander over large rural areas of land with republican voters. A lot easier than the other way around. California could effectively be rigged to completely eliminate any republican seats if they go whole hog. NY and Minnesota could as well. 

Since almost every republican state is already gerrymandered near max, this could rig it where the house is never controlled by republicans. That needs to happen to counter trump's fascist overreach and the shit people like Abbott and Paxton are doing. Force their hand

one can hope this leads to a reform of not allowing politicians to choose their constituencies. you can either use proportional representation (*giggle*) or non-partisan redistricting commissions.

37 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC 

 

Sure. Let he who hasn’t left their boarding pass in the printer at the Hampton Inn business center cast the first stone. 
 

Fucking morons. 

21 minutes ago, elfenix said:

one can hope this leads to a reform of not allowing politicians to choose their constituencies. you can either use proportional representation (*giggle*) or non-partisan redistricting commissions.

At this point it's all about fighting back against authoritarian fascism. The republicans and trump are all in on the coup and destroying democracy so we are in survival mode. 

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from everything I have read dotard-in-chief got absolutely pantsed yesterday. what an embarrassment for our country and military. making our soldiers roll out red carper for a dictator. licked boots and got nothing in return. sad. but it's great the children are gone, eh @realgreggym?

Dementia Don was confused yesterday (again) about which country he was in. 

 

I didn't think to do this, but my friend told me how he watched coverage of the summit yesterday on YTTV and it was brilliant. He used multi-view and saw the coverage simultaneously by MSNBC, CNN, Fox, etc. He was watching live and seeing essentially the same feed from all 4, until the moment Putin got into the Beast. Only Fox cut away so as not to show Putin getting a ride in the presidential limo. The other 3 channels covered the whole thing.

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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC 

 

At least it was an actual hotel this time and not a landscaping business.

Rozen is a highly experienced foreign affairs reporter and has covered many, many high-level diplo meetings.

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1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC 

 

 

texags : serious trump long game here. best president ever !!!

Trump gifted Putin several propaganda opportunities yesterday, including this one, per Julia Davis:

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Here’s a longer live video I found on YT of Trump and Putin getting off their planes, posing for pics and leaving in the Beast with before and after footage. Action starts around the 9:00 mark when Putin steps off his plane.

And for those who haven’t seen the post meeting press conference, here it is.

 

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7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He got pegged, no doubt about it. 

 

texags :

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6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He has this figurine on his Oval Office desk.

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That looks like a Gary Peterson work of art.

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#legend 

 

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6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He has this figurine on his Oval Office desk.

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Bon Appetit Gourmet GIF by Studios 2016

24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He got pegged, no doubt about it. 

I would bet serious $$ that “Putin Peg” is about to start trending on PornHub in MAGA regions.

23 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And how and why did the SS detail let a flabby old man up to even do that?

How and why did they let the kid get a shot off?

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#legend 

 

IIRC, she also refused a handshake with Trump after a campaign event she hosted along with another woman and that dude from Fox Harris Faulkner. 

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Why do I always have to take out the garbage? I hate taking out the garbage. This is such a long fucking walk. I hate long walks. Why couldn't I have a gold carpet? What am I even doing here?

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Those fighters are scary, huh? Ha! Ha! Ha! Where fat boy?

 

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from everything I have read dotard-in-chief got absolutely pantsed yesterday. what an embarrassment for our country and military. making our soldiers roll out red carper for a dictator. licked boots and got nothing in return. sad. but it's great the children are gone, eh [mention=3167]realgreggym[/mention]?

I assume Putin has hard evidence related to Epstein or some equally reprehensible Trump activities. If Putin wants Trump to roll out a red carpet and do a flyover, Trump has no choice but to give it to him.
37 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


I assume Putin has hard evidence related to Epstein or some equally reprehensible Trump activities. If Putin wants Trump to roll out a red carpet and do a flyover, Trump has no choice but to give it to him.

I mean…maybe. I think Trump realizes it doesn’t matter to most of the electorate. That has been proven. 

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