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55 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So why did they cancel everything?

 

he didn't have luggage space to take this home ...

 

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Putin turned on the pee tape and Trump blew his load in 15 seconds. 

There's the Ana signal.

58 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Good move.  Keep the shit funnel in check.

It won’t help. 

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Trump requiring these Airmen to roll out the Red Carpet for a war criminal who started a war in Ukraine & abducted 20,000 Ukrainian kids (among other war crimes).

Putin should have been arrested & imprisoned to be tried in international court just like Slobodan Milosevic. 

And Milosevic has alot in common with Putin, Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Orban.

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So why did they cancel everything?

 

because putin's health is horrible 

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Here's the fun part: They are sending another 800 from SC, OH, and WV and they are going to give them guns. 

It's basically Mogadishu here.  I mean the walk across the street from my apartment to the farmer's market in SW yesterday was a bit steamy.  Not sure how I would have gotten heirloom tomatoes and stone fruit without a bunch of weekend warriors standing around. 

27 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Here's the fun part: They are sending another 800 from SC, OH, and WV and they are going to give them guns

It's basically Mogadishu here.  I mean the walk across the street from my apartment to the farmer's market in SW yesterday was a bit steamy.  Not sure how I would have gotten heirloom tomatoes and stone fruit without a bunch of weekend warriors standing around. 

 

So after the inevitable incident happens when some guardsmen gun down some protesters, who is going to write and perform this generations Ohio?

Will anyone care to?

 

 

 

 

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Maybe it was his ‘Rosebud’ and he just died.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

How in the fuck does a sideshow clown have this much influence? The country is being ran by Nazis Miller and loomerz

 

 

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

How in the fuck does a sideshow clown have this much influence? The country is being ran by Nazis Miller and loomerz

 

 

I think it probably has to do with her ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Allegedly.

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

I think it probably has to do with her ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Allegedly.

a bearded man wearing overalls and a hat is sitting in a field .

Once Trump finds out how much the world is clowning him for being Putin’s pussy (if he can find that information from people keeping it from him that is), he just might put sanctions on Russia. Not because he gives a shit about Ukraine, but because he looks weak compared to Putin and people are laughing at him.

As good citizens, we should try to cover the Interwebs with memes and GIFs making him look like Putin’s bitch. To support Ukraine.

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Once Trump finds out how much the world is clowning him for being Putin’s pussy (if he can find that information from people keeping it from him that is), he just might put sanctions on Russia. Not because he gives a shit about Ukraine, but because he looks weak compared to Putin and people are laughing at him.

As good citizens, we should try to cover the Interwebs with memes and GIFs making him look like Putin’s bitch. To support Ukraine.

 He’s scared of Putin.

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

 He’s scared of Putin.

Pee pee tapes

40 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Pee pee tapes

At this point it's far worse than that. Putin has to have gotten his hands on Epstein video of trump balls deep in multiple 9 yr olds over the years.  

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At this point it's far worse than that. Putin has to have gotten his hands on Epstein video of trump balls deep in multiple 9 yr olds over the years.  

Granted I’m pretty jaded, but it can pretty much only be that. Something that truly horrific might drop his poll numbers to 35%. Might make midterms close, as well as his third term attempt.
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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Once Trump finds out how much the world is clowning him for being Putin’s pussy (if he can find that information from people keeping it from him that is), he just might put sanctions on Russia. Not because he gives a shit about Ukraine, but because he looks weak compared to Putin and people are laughing at him.

As good citizens, we should try to cover the Interwebs with memes and GIFs making him look like Putin’s bitch. To support Ukraine.

 

his circle is telling him the complete opposite 

27 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Granted I’m pretty jaded, but it can pretty much only be that. Something that truly horrific might drop his poll numbers to 35%. Might make midterms close, as well as his third term attempt.

If only there was an alternative that these people could vote for!!!

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5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

 

maga has their talking points !

to hell with facts !

15 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Fuck all this "Trump got played" nonsense.

He's a Russian asset.  He and Putin are in this together.

at this point there is no functional difference. who cares what he is. he needs to go

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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

at this point there is no functional difference. who cares what he is. he needs to go

 

this picture says it all ...

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texags : putin is playing checkers and trump is playing 3-D chess !!!

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and now a word...

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Is that Kid Rock and Tucker Carlson?

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

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🤣🤣🤣

 

Dumb question about potential "land swaps" being discussed.... As in, Ukraine gets parts of Russia? Like where, Siberia? 

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are the keys for all the chains he unlocked for the photoshoot?

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35 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Dumb question about potential "land swaps" being discussed.... As in, Ukraine gets parts of Russia? Like where, Siberia? 

No, that’s the amazing thing is it’s all Ukrainian territory they are talking about. Russia is prepared (allegedly) to move out of of parts of occupied Sumy and Kharkiv oblasts in exchange for Kyiv handing over parts of Donetsk and Luhansk oblasts that Russia is currently around 1k men per day trying to capture.

The analogy here is that someone who stole your electronics and guns is now offering to give you back your own TV in exchange for some of your wife’s jewelry that he didn’t manage to steal yet. Media need to stop using the Russian and Trump framing. 
 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 



From the comments:  "Riley Gaines is like the female Kyle Rittenhouse. If they combined their gross chode energy, they could be an evil power-couple the likes of which haven’t been seen since Heidi and Spencer on MTV’s The Hills."

you can ff to the 1:50 mark if you want, Maggie Brennan goes in hard

 

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3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

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If you’re a Dotard supporter in the year 2025, shouldn’t words like “disrespectful” be removed from your vocabulary?

The producer price index for July is in and the month over month was a whopping .9% increase. That would be a nice 10.8% yearly inflation rate if extrapolated out. Those are disasterous numbers you get just coming off a global pandemic. 

The tariffs inflation is hitting producers hard, and very soon they won't hold back anymore trying for market share and the consumer will get it with both barrels. 

 

3 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Fuck all this "Trump got played" nonsense.

He's a Russian asset.  He and Putin are in this together.

Tulsi the finger cuff? 

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12 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The producer price index for July is in and the month over month was a whopping .9% increase. That would be a nice 10.8% yearly inflation rate if extrapolated out. Those are disasterous numbers you get just coming off a global pandemic. 

The tariffs inflation is hitting producers hard, and very soon they won't hold back anymore trying for market share and the consumer will get it with both barrels. 

 

 

trump is about to take over that office too. get that data cleaned up !

holy shit, Macron's coming. Trump hates him. Melania wants to fuck him. those things are probably related. 

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