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How incredibly fucked are we after this little meeting the orange asshole had?? This isn’t good at all.

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4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This cunt’s husband get his immigration status fixed yet? I sure hope the fuck not. 

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2 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

How incredibly fucked are we after this little meeting the orange asshole had?? This isn’t good at all.

 

he's pulling out of nato 

 

 

 

17 minutes ago, mchookem said:

holy shit, Macron's coming. Trump hates him. Melania wants to fuck him. those things are probably related. 

 

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Posted on another thread, but Rutte, Stubb, and Meloni are Trump whisperers and hopefully they will keep things in between the lines. Personal rapport and the last meeting he has go a long way with DJT. Also, with that many heavies in the room there hopefully won’t be a need for JD. 

5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Posted on another thread, but Rutte, Stubb, and Meloni are Trump whisperers and hopefully they will keep things in between the lines. Personal rapport and the last meeting he has go a long way with DJT. Also, with that many heavies in the room there hopefully won’t be a need for JD. 

Lest anyone forget 

 

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Lest anyone forget 

 

Yeah, this traveshamockery is the main and probably sole reason for the euro leaders.  And it's been in the works since about 48 hours after this.

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We rolled out the red carpet for the invading dictator and war criminal, and screamed at and berated the democratically elected ally whose country was invaded. Perfect upside-down world behavior. 

30 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Also, with that many heavies in the room there hopefully won’t be a need for JD. 

Ha.  JD's going to be ripped and ready and loaded for bear.

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Does Vance really wear eyeliner? Or is he like the mayor in The Dark Knight who just looks like he does.

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



From the comments:  "Riley Gaines is like the female Kyle Rittenhouse. If they combined their gross chode energy, they could be an evil power-couple the likes of which haven’t been seen since Heidi and Spencer on MTV’s The Hills."

I take pride that the only name I recognize in that entire post is Rittenhouse.

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36 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Also, with that many heavies in the room there hopefully won’t be a need for JD. 

no need for JD with this heavy hitter in the house

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I hope Brian Glenn asks some stupid question and one of the Euro leaders asks what the dumb motherfucker is doing there

11 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Here's the fun part: They are sending another 800 from SC, OH, and WV and they are going to give them guns. 

It's basically Mogadishu here.  I mean the walk across the street from my apartment to the farmer's market in SW yesterday was a bit steamy.  Not sure how I would have gotten heirloom tomatoes and stone fruit without a bunch of weekend warriors standing around. 

in those 3 states, there are 43 cities with crime higher than DC.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

he's pulling out of nato

If he does that there will be NATO boots on the ground in Ukraine within 90 days

On 8/16/2025 at 10:58 AM, HenryJames said:

At least it was an actual hotel this time and not a landscaping business.

Or the shitter

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And for the Riley Gaines fans out there ...

 

7 hours ago, tx ind said:

Pee pee tapes

Some type of kompromat absolutely exists and anyone who thinks otherwise is a moron

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Some type of kompromat absolutely exists and anyone who thinks otherwise is a moron

At this point, why would he even care? It's not like he can run again in----- oh shit. 

Also, his base is about to let the Epstein stuff blow over. Where they are not releasing the files because Trump is all over them. We're past shooting someone on 5th Ave. 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

If you’re a Dotard supporter in the year 2025, shouldn’t words like “disrespectful” be removed from your vocabulary?

With a rusty, dull knife.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

With a rusty, dull knife.

Spoon. It’ll hurt more. 

6 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Fuck all this "Trump got played" nonsense.

He's a Russian asset.  He and Putin are in this together.

Meh, just like the Heritage/P2025 people, he's a useful idiot.

I think they were partners. In the sense that Darth Vader and Lando were partners. Trump is experiencing the "altering the deal" moments. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think they were partners. In the sense that Darth Vader and Lando were partners. Trump is experiencing the "altering the deal" moments. 

Dotard is Count Dooku, except played by a fat terrible community theater regular instead of a total badass. 

Trump Cannot contain himself in speeches & he *HAD* to make unprompted references to "the 'Russia, Russia, Russia hoax" & even added "Vlad even knows that was a hoax, right Vlad?"

 

More evidence there is actual substance to it.

40 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think they were partners. In the sense that Darth Vader and Lando were partners. Trump is experiencing the "altering the deal" moments. 

Comparing Lando to Trump.  Will the outrages never stop?

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12 hours ago, Pancho said:

How in the fuck does a sideshow clown have this much influence? The country is being ran by Nazis Miller and loomerz

 

 

Shit through and through. The pustules are in charge.

We helped blow them up; why would we want to put 'em back together?

I think the news media are still shying away from the word "famine" to describe the holocaust in Gaza. Calling ongoing extermination a "war" may be a war crime in itself.

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

If he does that there will be NATO boots on the ground in Ukraine within 90 days

There will also be US boots on the ground.  But we'll be supporting Putin's regime.

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

If he does that there will be NATO boots on the ground in Ukraine within 90 days

 

every drone / cruise missile in the free world needs to be in ukraine and shot towards russian targets, today 

Sorry to interrupt Trump giving someone else's country to his idol Putin, but he's also busy fucking over this country.  This video enrages me.  There is another clip of this video somewhere and a Washington Post guy was asking questions while the masked thugs wouldn't answer questions about who they were with.

 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

At this point, why would he even care? It's not like he can run again in----- oh shit. 

Also, his base is about to let the Epstein stuff blow over. Where they are not releasing the files because Trump is all over them. We're past shooting someone on 5th Ave. 

He cares because he’s an insecure moron. It’s that simple

Seems pretty simple. Trump can’t end the war like he kept promising because Putin doesn’t give in to him so he has to try and strong arm Zelenskyy into a Russian positive deal and blame Zelenskyy for the war not ending. All  Zelenskyy has to do is bend over, apologize for being invaded, and give up his country’s land and safety to a murderous dictator. 

3 hours ago, wood said:

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Who told Gavin to stop being funny and hilarious and satirical?

Booooo this tweet. Boring! Go back to winning over hearts and minds and clowning on dotard.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

We rolled out the red carpet for the invading dictator and war criminal, and screamed at and berated the democratically elected ally whose country was invaded. Perfect upside-down world behavior. 

The first part is understandable. The second part is morally reprehensible. 

13 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Who told Gavin to stop being funny and hilarious and satirical?

Booooo this tweet. Boring! Go back to winning over hearts and minds and clowning on dotard.

Here you go ...

 

4 hours ago, wood said:

Tim Russert was the best at this. He’d casually destroy guests with their own words. One of the best researched interviewers, and always had a clip ready 

3 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Sorry to interrupt Trump giving someone else's country to his idol Putin, but he's also busy fucking over this country.  This video enrages me.  There is another clip of this video somewhere and a Washington Post guy was asking questions while the masked thugs wouldn't answer questions about who they were with.

Oh, dang. That one ICE dude slammed his head on the ground pretty hard.

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They should throw some little girl panties on the floor to make it more lifelike 

11 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Comparing Lando to Trump.  Will the outrages never stop?

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I was on an elevator with Billy Dee Williams in Baltimore in 2004. He and a lady were talking about something happening at the NAACP convention nearby. The elevator stopped on her floor but they weren’t done yet, so when the doors started to close I stuck my arm out and blocked it while they finished.

When she got off the elevator, Billy Dee thanked me for holding the door, and I said “it works every time,” and he kinda looked at me and said

“…huh.”

13 hours ago, wood said:

If you don't know any context and listen to that clip, Rubio could've been talking about Trump.

The Russians don’t even need to invest in information warfare anymore because Putin can just incept things into Trump’s brain and get him to start flailing around insanely. 

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It bears repeating.

He's such a fucking idiot.

Will be too easy to rig elections by eliminating mail ins and having the brown shirts at blue polling locations 

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48 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

If you don't know any context and listen to that clip, Rubio could've been talking about Trump.

He's indeed said similar things about Trump.

 

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