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Isn't there a line of statistical thought that Mail in Voting ended up helping the GOP alot in 2020?  LIke it was a major reason for him overperforming?

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They're not making an argument about mail-in ballots. They're further undermining faith in our election processes. They don't care about legitimate ballots of any sort. They want all ballots to seem illegitimate so they can claim whatever they want.

They're dismantling a republic not thinking about politics as usual. There are big stories about this all over the front pages of every newspaper in the country everyday. It's all anyone can talk about on TV news. I think the tide is turning.

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41 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Isn't there a line of statistical thought that Mail in Voting ended up helping the GOP alot in 2020?  LIke it was a major reason for him overperforming?

 

in texas, it heavily favors GoP 

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28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They're not making an argument about mail-in ballots. They're further undermining faith in our election processes. They don't care about legitimate ballots of any sort. They want all ballots to seem illegitimate so they can claim whatever they want.

They're dismantling a republic not thinking about politics as usual. There are big stories about this all over the front pages of every newspaper in the country everyday. It's all anyone can talk about on TV news. I think the tide is turning.

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early voting is next

one voting, with the winner declared that day 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

in texas, it heavily favors GoP 

Behind the scenes, many GOP politicians are not onboard with elimination of mail-in voting because 1) they're winning with the current system, 2) they get a large % of senior citizens voting, who over index in mail-in voting. 

This is also why these politicians make noise about carving out exceptions for old and/or disabled voters. It doesn't eliminate the threat of voter fraud which they're happy to turn a blind eye.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

early voting is next

one voting, with the winner declared that day 

There is also a growing right belief that wives don't need to vote, which is only a short jump away from saying that single women don't need to vote since their father is the head of the household.

My response to that is that no one is making the wife or daughter vote if they strongly feel that the man in their life should make these decisions. but why take the vote away from women who want to exercise their right?

Hopefully, the blue states ignore him when it comes to voting by mail.

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Amid all the darkness I am grateful to the President for returning the phrase “thank you for your attention to this matter” to my regular rotation.  
I’m using it in slack messages at work, texts to my kids, emails to the fence guys, when I tell my dog to get off the bed at 3am, you name it. 
It’s just a very classy expression. 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Amid all the darkness I am grateful to the President for returning the phrase “thank you for your attention to this matter” to my regular rotation.  
I’m using it in slack messages at work, texts to my kids, emails to the fence guys, when I tell my dog to get off the bed at 3am, you name it. 
It’s just a very classy expression. 

The classiest.

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Hopefully, the blue states ignore him when it comes to voting by mail.

I want it to be as easy and convenient as possible to vote because it’s simply the right thing, but there’s no doubt in my mind that in the current alignment of the parties, higher turnout (inclusive of mail-in ballots) generally favors Republicans in most states and is no worse than a wash in any state. 

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10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Amid all the darkness I am grateful to the President for returning the phrase “thank you for your attention to this matter” to my regular rotation.  
I’m using it in slack messages at work, texts to my kids, emails to the fence guys, when I tell my dog to get off the bed at 3am, you name it. 
It’s just a very classy expression. 

I agree.

 

Very truly yours,

Brisketexan

 

With warmest regards,

Brisketexan

 

I await your prompt response,

Brisketexan

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I agree.

 

Very truly yours,

Brisketexan

 

With warmest regards,

Brisketexan

 

I await your prompt response,

Brisketexan

Govern yourself accordingly,

 

wildcat09

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Govern yourself accordingly,

 

wildcat09

You have been warned,

Brisketexan

 

Tell your mom I said hi,

Brisketexan

It's beautiful, the bestest of the bestest.  Never been done before in history.

Now, where's my fucking Nobel Peace Prize!

48 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Amid all the darkness I am grateful to the President for returning the phrase “thank you for your attention to this matter” to my regular rotation.  
I’m using it in slack messages at work, texts to my kids, emails to the fence guys, when I tell my dog to get off the bed at 3am, you name it. 
It’s just a very classy expression. 

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Seems like most of 'No' block is all the shithole countries.  I can't wait for countries like Nigeria, Chad, Venezuela to send election observers to the midterms (if they happen).

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There is also a growing right belief that wives don't need to vote, which is only a short jump away from saying that single women don't need to vote since their father is the head of the household.

My response to that is that no one is making the wife or daughter vote if they strongly feel that the man in their life should make these decisions. but why take the vote away from women who want to exercise their right?

The only response should be "Go fuck yourself, dumbass."

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Hopefully, the blue states ignore him when it comes to voting by mail.

It's not the blue states we have to worry about.  It's them annoying ass purple states.

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Russians don’t even need to invest in information warfare anymore because Putin can just incept things into Trump’s brain and get him to start flailing around insanely. 

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This is a tenet of project 2025, right?

38 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Govern yourself accordingly,

 

wildcat09

Do the needful,

fudge 

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They're not making an argument about mail-in ballots. They're further undermining faith in our election processes. They don't care about legitimate ballots of any sort. They want all ballots to seem illegitimate so they can claim whatever they want.

They're dismantling a republic not thinking about politics as usual. There are big stories about this all over the front pages of every newspaper in the country everyday. It's all anyone can talk about on TV news. I think the tide is turning.

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You'll never have to vote again. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I agree.

 

Very truly yours,

Brisketexan

 

With warmest regards,

Brisketexan

 

I await your prompt response,

Brisketexan

The ominous and seldom-used:

Govern yourself accordingly.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I agree.

 

Very truly yours,

Brisketexan

 

With warmest regards,

Brisketexan

 

I await your prompt response,

Brisketexan

Ima “Best” guy.

Best,

Bateshorn

The Office No GIF

Just now, Bateshorn said:

Ima “Best” guy.

Best,

Bateshorn

The Office No GIF

One of my law partners is that guy.  He's an east-coast guy.

I hate it.

 

Sincerely,

Brisketexan

10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The ominous and seldom-used:

Govern yourself accordingly.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

One of my law partners is that guy.  He's an east-coast guy.

I hate it.

 

Sincerely,

Brisketexan

Why are you posting?  You’re supposed to be busy filing a multitude of lawsuits against dotard’s cronies. Get to work. 

The biggest asshole I've ever worked for autosigned his emails with "Warm regards, Melvin."

He'd type a couple of paragraphs of pure, uncut douche rocket, then you'd get that chipper signature.

Wherever Melvin is today, I hope a bird shits into his coffee and he doesn't notice.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

trump voted by mail in ballot 

On 8/15/2025 at 8:31 PM, mchookem said:

i find this terrifyingly ominous...he's broadcasting that he's going to disrupt voting in California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington.

 

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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huh. i was told three days ago that Trump coming after vote by mail was a left wing conspiracy theory. 

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4 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 

huh. i was told three days ago that Trump coming after vote by mail was a left wing conspiracy theory. 

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the bigger question, how does the supreme court rubber stamp this ?

Why can't anyone on maga side understand that the constitution of Ukraine and America are different? 

Z: Yes,  we want elections.  But we can't during war.  

T: Are you saying if we are at war in 3 and a half years,  that i can stop elections?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Nevermind that dozens and dozens of countries use mail in voting.  Lying is like breathing to him.

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Nevermind that dozens and dozens of countries use mail in voting.  Lying is like breathing to him.

 

dc was the most dangerous place !!!!

3 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Why can't anyone on maga side understand that the constitution of Ukraine and America are different? 

Z: Yes,  we want elections.  But we can't during war.  

T: Are you saying if we are at war in 3 and a half years,  that i can stop elections?

They don’t have any regard for the U.S. Constitution or view it as binding and so they can’t imagine anyone else having high regard for their own constitution.

Theory of mind problem. It pervades the entire Ukraine issue.  Trump can’t imagine bravely fighting a stronger enemy on principle and patriotism and so he intuits that there must be some devious personal reason Zelenskyy and Ukrainians are doing so. 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

dc was the most dangerous place !!!!

He has never been to the men's bathroom at DKR before!!!

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