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15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This shitshow of an “administration”

 

That woke, liberal, Barack "HUSSEIN" Obama, "judge" is undermining the mandate given to Trump(me!) by the People and should be immediately Impeached!!! - Trump

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35 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Reminds me of a quote from Weird Al from way back in the day.  An interviewer asked him why he didn't parody country songs.  He said they were indistinguishable from parody.  He wouldn't know where to start.

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And Tom Segura, Sebastian Maniscalco, Anthony Jeselnik, Nate Bargatze, Eliza Shlesinger, Taylor Tomlinson, etc.  Standup comedy may not have a megastar like Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock right now, but there is a shit ton of good standup from the last 15 years, too.

I just wish Ron White hadn't become richer than God.  So does his liver.

41 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

It’s the lord of liars bit that I find disquieting.

There is that lake of fire bit, for the liars.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Thanks for sharing. Took about 20 minutes for this guy to admit he can't condemn King Trump because they'll remove him from the negotiating table. Probably also scared he'll get deported. 

 

53 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

doesn't this open her up to a shitload of lawsuits? lol I hope so

Eh. Shadow Docket will fix that.

7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Given the talk on Christians, and from Bill Hicks’ I Feel Lighter Already file, James Dobson, founder of Focus on Family, is dead,

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/us/politics/james-dobson-dead.html

arrivederci, cocksucker.  see you in hell!

 

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Alex Jones predicts Trump's 'collapse' due to one key health factor

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/alex-jones-trump-health-ankles-1342080

Ronny Jackson always good for a laugh ...

 

Ronny Jackson was also Obama's doctor.  I'm skeptical that Trump's health is better than Obama's

7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Given the talk on Christians, and from Bill Hicks’ I Feel Lighter Already file, James Dobson, founder of Focus on Family, is dead,

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/us/politics/james-dobson-dead.html

That’s good news. I remember my mom used to listen to his radio show. I never paid any attention to it. I wish now that I would have so I’d know what kind of bigotry he was poisoning her mind with. Maybe I could’ve said something. 

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it’s consistently bananas to me that anyone anywhere finds trump “cool”.

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Ronny Jackson was also Obama's doctor.  I'm skeptical that Trump's health is better than Obama's

Why, just because Obama was fit and Trump is a disgusting fatbody who drinks 11 sodas a day?

Dotard is bringing back great American jobs for great Americans you stupid libs.  My neighbor's yard crew showed up today, two white dudes, a brother and only one Mexican.

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20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it’s consistently bananas to me that anyone anywhere finds trump “cool”.

Those same people think Elmo is cool.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

doesn't this open her up to a shitload of lawsuits? lol I hope so

You're adorable.

20 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm still convinced based on the dotard's birthday message to Epstein that they were doing butt stuff with each other.

Probably.  Butt stuff, stuff butt.  
Tomato, tomahto.  

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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I felt like I gave my life to Christ in the bathroom after I went there.  Never again.  
 

edit: and to be fair to Byron, it was very nearly in the parking lot.  

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22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dotard is bringing back great American jobs for great Americans you stupid libs.  My neighbor's yard crew showed up today, two white dudes, a brother and only one Mexican.

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And their yard looks like shit now, doesn't it?

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Imagine saying "I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" with a straight face.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Then buy the fucking thing and do what you want with it.  Otherwise, STFU and let people run their business how they see fit.

Some background.  Cracker Barrel is changing its logo from this:

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To this:

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And MAGA is absolutely losing its shit, calling the above woke.

I always thought the barrel was full of crackers, but I guess it must have been full of darkies.

Or maybe it's the fact that Cracker Barrel actually treats its LGBTQ employees like human beings, which, of course, has nothing to do with the logo.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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What is this?  Gummo?

If Trump does go out on patrol, does this mean they'll put him in one of those "Police" body armor vests?   Because that will be hysterical.  And pathetic.

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Those idiots will find something to be outraged in any situation.  They didn't take "Cracker" out of the name, it's just a cleaner logo.  (It's still ugly, but that's another thing entirely.)

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

doesn't this open her up to a shitload of lawsuits? lol I hope so

Yes - I think every conviction during the period of her improper second appointment can get thrown out 

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

Fuck that. Gary Owen is funny as hell. 

Tried it. No thanks

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

And Tom Segura, Sebastian Maniscalco, Anthony Jeselnik, Nate Bargatze, Eliza Shlesinger, Taylor Tomlinson

I don't know Taylor Tomlinson, but I'm hard pressed to find another comic (other than Rogan and his crew) that's less funny than Tom Segura. Wife and I couldn't make it through 10 min of a special. 

Maniscalo is OK but the loudmouth Italian is kind of played out for me. Jeselnik, Bargatze, and Eliza I don't care for. 

44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Some background.  Cracker Barrel is changing its logo from this:

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To this:

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And MAGA is absolutely losing its shit, calling the above woke.

I always thought the barrel was full of crackers, but I guess it must have been full of darkies.

Or maybe it's the fact that Cracker Barrel actually treats its LGBTQ employees like human beings, which, of course, has nothing to do with the logo.

So a black man named Byron is pissed a company took a picture of an old tyme racist southern white man off its logo?

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32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The Barrel must be broken.

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What an immense turd that guy is. 

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

What is this?  Gummo?

Wow a gummo reference. Knew a lil girlie from Salt Lake City. 

It’s a fucking logo change?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Bring on the nukes, time to end this country and start over.

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Ronny Jackson was also Obama's doctor.  I'm skeptical that Trump's health is better than Obama's

Have you factored in the sickle cell?

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....

I was got a handjob in a Mervyn’s California fitting room so like you, the Cracker Barrel thing hits close to home.

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These motherfuckers. To paraphrase Father Nathan Monk: I hope that when they die, every one of these assholes is greeted by the gay angelic men's choir, which consists of every person who died of AIDS or was kicked out of their homes by their families, and while being serenaded by Born this Way, are escorted by Matthew Shephard to Jesus to be judged by their own deeds.

 

In more heartening news, people have already gone out and painted over the black with chalk. 

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viva la raza 

 

38 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I kind of liked the old logo.

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36 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I gave myself a handjob in a Mervyn’s California fitting room so like you, the Cracker Barrel thing hits close to home.

Nice humblebrag.  I could say the same about myself at most fitting rooms and Cracker Barrel’s I have been to.  

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Not an issue enough women care about or it wouldnt be an issue. There was once a thought the women were going to bail us dumbasses out of our dumbassedness... Turns out, they like to vote against their self interests, too. 

Just now, Slacks said:

Not an issue enough women care about or it wouldnt be an issue. There was once a thought the women were going to bail us dumbasses out of our dumbassedness... Turns out, they like to vote against their self interests, too. 

Their husbands will protect their interests

Not an issue enough women care about or it wouldnt be an issue. There was once a thought the women were going to bail us dumbasses out of our dumbassedness... Turns out, they like to vote against their self interests, too. 

Their god told them to do what their husbands tell them to.
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

If Trump does go out on patrol, does this mean they'll put him in one of those "Police" body armor vests?   Because that will be hysterical.  And pathetic.

I saw a headline that he's already called it off.  I guess the bone spurs flared up again.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Some background.  Cracker Barrel is changing its logo from this:

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To this:

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And MAGA is absolutely losing its shit, calling the above woke.

I always thought the barrel was full of crackers, but I guess it must have been full of darkies.

Or maybe it's the fact that Cracker Barrel actually treats its LGBTQ employees like human beings, which, of course, has nothing to do with the logo.

The Cracker Barrel rebrand sucks, not because it is woke but because it moved from a logo that told you exactly what to expect  (a schlocky faux Old Timey country feed bag restaurant) to something that requires you to know what the old branding was to make any sense of the current concept (schlocky faux New Timey country feed bag restaurant). The new logo and branding are self-referential and thus…

It insists upon itself. 

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6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Cracker Barrel rebrand sucks, not because it is woke but because it moved from a logo that told you exactly what to expect  (a schlocky faux Old Timey country feed bag restaurant) to something that requires you to know what the old branding was to make any sense of the current concept (schlocky faux New Timey country feed bag restaurant). The new logo and branding are self-referential and thus…

It insists upon itself. 

I might argue that Cracker Barrel is a strong enough brand that everyone knows what it is.  So there's no need for Cletus and the barrel o darkies.

It's not like they're starting from scratch and need to inform people what they are.

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I would think the Magats would be happy that Cracker Barrel got rid of their old woke logo with the gay guy all sitting cross legged like a woman waiting for the trans.

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