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3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Just a reminder how well this post aged. 
 

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He was so right. 

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Im trying to keep up. Football season = bread and circuses or nah?

On 8/26/2025 at 9:36 AM, Pancho said:

I mean we are already there but it feels like we are headed for a very dark place 

 

Reporting from chicago. The walk back to my hotel from the oasis concert at soldier field was precarious. Survival was questionable.

Me and 10,000 of my fellow adidas and oasis merch adorned GenXers were very lucky to survive the bloody killing fields of grant park last night. We were constantly accosted by the super aggressive rickshaw drivers blasting supersonic on their speakers.

National guard was no where to be seen. By the grace of god we are fortunate to still be alive.

Wait the price increases haven't already happened? Because I am getting some major sticker shock.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm not sure what the problem is, just grow all your own produce.  - Brooke Rollins (probably)

Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

I'm not sure what the problem is, just grow all your own produce.  - Brooke Rollins (probably)

I literally have a few hometown Facebook friends who have that as their pat answer. Yes, the richest country in history , and you should have to grow your own produce.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yeah, prices are noticeably higher. I’m not sure how anyone can deny this.

Do you even Republican bro

8 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

hope George W Bush rots in hell for not having the balls to use what was left of his voice in 2016 or 2024 to call the old guard Republicans back home & open the eyes to ten or fifteen percent who might have been persuadable. 

 

What makes you think Shrub isn’t all in on this bullshit?

41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The Aggie quoted in that article is going to get run out of town. 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck yes Neal. Get em

The CAFCs most momentous decision. 

Twice:  See, the system WORKS.

The rest of us:  Ain't shit gonna happen.

Twice:  Ahh well, nevertheless.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Lord God, Emperor of All he Surveys, Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump the Magnificent

Still not as cool as:

'His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular'

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Just a reminder how well this post aged. 
 

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damn, Derka ain't the only one with receipts lol

let’s say he’s dead. how long until we would actually know? a week? a month?

my (realistic) hope is that he’s in real rough shape but rumors start and people start asking why he’s not even playing in his club’s own labor day tourney, and they’re ‘forced’ to roll him out there. 

to the pain. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

let’s say he’s dead. how long until we would actually know? a week? a month?

my (realistic) hope is that he’s in real rough shape but rumors start and people start asking why he’s not even playing in his club’s own labor day tourney, and they’re ‘forced’ to roll him out there. 

to the pain. 

If they could find somebody would you put it past them?

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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

let’s say he’s dead. how long until we would actually know? a week? a month?

my (realistic) hope is that he’s in real rough shape but rumors start and people start asking why he’s not even playing in his club’s own labor day tourney, and they’re ‘forced’ to roll him out there. 

to the pain. 

He’ll win at least two more of his club’s championships after he’s dead. 

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

let’s say he’s dead. how long until we would actually know? a week? a month?

my (realistic) hope is that he’s in real rough shape but rumors start and people start asking why he’s not even playing in his club’s own labor day tourney, and they’re ‘forced’ to roll him out there. 

to the pain. 

You think JD would wait a week to seize power?

How exactly do produce inventories clear out "by early next year"?   Wouldn't they clear out a lot fucking sooner than that?

23 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

let’s say he’s dead. how long until we would actually know? a week? a month?

my (realistic) hope is that he’s in real rough shape but rumors start and people start asking why he’s not even playing in his club’s own labor day tourney, and they’re ‘forced’ to roll him out there. 

to the pain. 

Weekend At Bernies Hello GIF

26 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

let’s say he’s dead. how long until we would actually know? a week? a month?

my (realistic) hope is that he’s in real rough shape but rumors start and people start asking why he’s not even playing in his club’s own labor day tourney, and they’re ‘forced’ to roll him out there. 

to the pain. 

I deal in death for my job. I’ve gotten pretty decent in spotting it. He’s nowhere close to it. 

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2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I deal in death for my job. I’ve gotten pretty decent in spotting it. He’s nowhere close to it. 

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3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I deal in death for my job. I’ve gotten pretty decent in spotting it. He’s nowhere close to it. 

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I mean, not dead from like entropy but that fucker could have a stoke at any moment.

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8 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

If I had any friends, I’d throw a big party when douchebag finally goes to hell.  Instead, I guess me and the dogs will go to the ranch, shoot off a bunch of leftover fireworks, and then grill some (super expensive) steaks (one for each of us).

 

christmas lights 

my neighborhood is heavy Dem, the bars will be popping 

28 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I deal in death for my job. I’ve gotten pretty decent in spotting it. He’s nowhere close to it. 

You've also gone on record as saying you're good at spotting mitochondrial disorders in children with a quick glance of the eye, yes?

27 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I mean, not dead from like entropy but that fucker could have a stoke at any moment.

Don’t talk about surly like that 

If you want to scroll a good thread filled with all the speculation, I think it's all here.

 

40 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I deal in death for my job. I’ve gotten pretty decent in spotting it. He’s nowhere close to it. 

When the shark bites.  With his teeth, dear.  Scarlet billows - start to spread.

Soooooo if Trump were in fact dead, just out of curiosity, how motivated do you think the Secret Service is going to be to protect Herr Miller, Secretary Brain Worms, AG Fascist Barbie and co. in the coming days?  Would be a shame if something were to happen to them.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Anyone know where we can procure fireworks in late August? Asking for a friend.

I saved some from the 4th in anticipation of just that. 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Still not as cool as:

'His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular'

"Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland!" 

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

let’s say he’s dead. how long until we would actually know? a week? a month?

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Sorry about my last post.  Just trying to find a little humor in these dark times.  

And then I discover from the Surl that Der Wassenengel might be dead.  Oh, please, please, please.  I'm going to be with my 88 year old mother watching the tOSU game tomorrow.  

We're not going to be that lucky. I'm just going into the weekend hoping we get a win tomorrow. 

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

If you want to scroll a good thread filled with all the speculation, I think it's all here.

 

The no firing and not even an autopen firing of the cdc director is especially interesting.  "let’s say hypothetically there was some reason you couldn’t just autopen it because it would be clearly a lie, like maybe he’s unconscious"

also some more cope hope

 

also 

 

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i hope he's dead but they can just go ahead and keep us in the dark about it until after the end of this college football weekend.  i don't need something awesome fucking up the first proper college football weekend of the year.

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How drunk are y’all right now 

This "reporter" says she interviewed him today but there's been nothing from her to verify it since and while she doesn't sound credible there's nothing that obviously says she's lying

 

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

How drunk are y’all right now 

I finished last night's Serra del Conte white and started on the Montebellon red.  Why do you ask?

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