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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Golfing with Pete Best. 
 

@Gil Bang

I mean, Texas kicking the shit out of Ohio State and Trump dropping dead on the golf course in full view of the cameras would probably be up there with the birth of my twins as the best day of my life. 

9 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Atrial fibrillation, otherwise known as AF or Afib, is an irregular and often very fast heart rate. This may cause symptoms like heart palpitations, fatigue, and shortness of breath. Treating atrial fibrillation is important because it may cause a stroke or heart failure and negatively impact your quality of life. People with AF are five to seven times more likely to form blood clots. Unfortunately, AF may be treated with medication, cardioversion (a special type of electric shock), catheter ablation procedure or surgical ablation procedure.

 

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They're trying to gain control of wikipedia

 

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

In response to the completely delusional rumors that Trump is dying, nothing proves it more than him playing golf on the weekend. Ok. You got 'em, Michael. 

 

"This is so unusual! We've never had a President go off the grid for days! This goes against the norms, something's up!" 

We are in a dictatorship. He can literally do whatever he wants. 

 

 

 

He just got finished with a four day fuck session with Laura Loomer and is about to go shoot a reported 59. 
No one is gonna save us. 
 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"This is so unusual! We've never had a President go off the grid for days! This goes against the norms, something's up!" 

We are in a dictatorship. He can literally do whatever he wants. 

It's cool, though. We have jobs and football and beer and stuff.

Vain old man tries to cover up a bruise on his hand.  Internet declares death is imminent.  

2 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Vain old man tries to cover up a bruise on his hand.  Internet declares death is imminent.  

Nobody did that. But congrats on being a rebel.

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Nobody did that. But congrats on being a rebel.

Sorry, a good chunk of reddit did.  Guess that's my 'internet.'  So many "this looks like congestive heart failure" comments.

Just now, MC Fresh Breath said:

Sorry, a good chunk of reddit did.  Guess that's my 'internet.'  So many "this looks like congestive heart failure" comments.

I believe that.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He just got finished with a four day fuck session with Laura Loomer and is about to go shoot a reported 59. 

No one is gonna save us. 

 

Well she does have big tits, she said so herself. 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

christmas lights 

my neighborhood is heavy Dem, the bars will be popping 

When he drops, my bottles pop.

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What’s amazing is the absolute “Christmas morning” anticipation you get for even the POSSIBILITY of his death.
That…is one hated SOB.

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Horns are really going to have to step it up if i'm expected to be distracted from the collapse of american democracy by bread and circuses 😒

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Trump is alive and the Horns laid a fucking egg in Columbus.  What a shitty day. 

19 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Trump is alive and the Horns laid a fucking egg in Columbus.  What a shitty day. 

Good reasons to keep on drinking today

I don't spend much time on the football board.  Going to it and reading various threads reminds that the main purpose of a BBS is to quote someone and call them an idiot.  I guess that happens in the CR every once in a while.  Seems to be happen every page of any football thread.  Some serious business.

 

5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

For those of us without blue sky accounts, what does this post say?

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

For those of us without blue sky accounts, what does this post say?


 

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I woke up this morning at an AirBNB Dripping Springs and wondered if I would celebrate by blowing the horn on my rental car in celebration until someone called the cops or some MAGAloon started shooting.

No such problems presented themselves.

5 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Sorry, a good chunk of reddit did.  Guess that's my 'internet.'  So many "this looks like congestive heart failure" comments.

WE ARE THE AGGIES,

THE AGGIES ARE WE,

WE ARE THE AGGIES OF TEXAS AMC!!

A-G-G

I-E-S

GIG 'EM AGGIES,

1, 2, 3

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I woke up this morning at an AirBNB Dripping Springs and wondered if I would celebrate by blowing the horn on my rental car in celebration until someone called the cops or some MAGAloon started shooting.

No such problems presented themselves.

WE ARE THE AGGIES,

THE AGGIES ARE WE,

WE ARE THE AGGIES OF TEXAS AMC!!

A-G-G

I-E-S

GIG 'EM AGGIES,

1, 2, 3

 

 

I don't get it, but carry on.

 

Years of popping Adderall in high doses + poor diet + no exercise + 78 years old = well you do the math.

1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

Good reasons to keep on drinking today

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Went to bed thinking Trump might be dead or dying. Wake up to him playing golf, and then Manning plays so poorly that he almost single-handidly cost us a win today. I want to start this day over.

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wake up to him playing golf, and then Manning plays so poorly that he almost single-handidly cost us a win today.

Uh… I have some bad news for you.

On 8/29/2025 at 3:57 PM, NAVY said:

I’m down for tomorrow right after we smoke Ohio State 

Why qualify it?

He’s still alive and I blame you. 

I was going to post this and add "It has seen the end of the Buckeyes and will soon see the end of Dotard."

Alas, the season isn't over and Donald is not well. Whenever it does happen, we all need to fan the flames of the JD was behind it rumors.

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11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Where are the pics showing rapid deterioration 

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Seth Meyers Please GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

www.blur.song#2.com 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Huh

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Oh that's just fucking great. 

I mean, one lone soul could easily stop what is coming. 

Just one lone,  heroic soul

It’s pretty nice that we India and China united against us. There has to be a prize for that.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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Literally put tariffs on India because Modi wouldn’t go along with it.

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Where are the pics showing rapid deterioration 

His hands, his cankles, his bloated face...he stayed away from the press and cameras yesterday at his golf club but there were some zoom shots...

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

His hands, his cankles, his bloated face...he stayed away from the press and cameras yesterday at his golf club but there were some zoom shots...

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8 hours ago, Pancho said:

Huh

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Reposting this Q-based insanity after finally tamping down the Epstein uproar ...

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If Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize, I am certain he will create a new World Peace Prize and award it to himself.

When it happens you can say you heard about it here first.

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