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#28051
1 hour ago, Covri said:


For the conspiracists, click through for follow up evidence 

 

Shoulder brace for a stroke hemiplegic shoulder sublaxation

 

How is Trump going to put Rudy's Medal of Freedom around his neck?  

........

Sorry, Rudy.

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#28052
1 hour ago, Covri said:


For the conspiracists, click through for follow up evidence 

 

Shoulder brace for a stroke hemiplegic shoulder sublaxation

 

It would be really weird to have a shoulder that won’t stay in the socket and still be able to use your elbow wrist and hand. Is he avoiding using that whole extremity, or trying to hide it?

 

hemiplegic stroke usually affects the upper and lower extremity on one side, although can be predominantly the upper or lower extremity. Just paralyzing the shoulder girdle muscles would be rare imo

#28053
3 hours ago, Covri said:

EXTREME HARDCORE PATRIOT TACTICAL FOOD BUCKETS USING THE SALT TRICK!

fify

#28054
52 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Funny how Stassney gets suspended and then this jackass immediately shows up to spout similarly inane bullshit. 

Stassney broke the library study room glass with his dorky jock dance/barbaric yawp right before I got out.

#28055
3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

There was enough fentanyl on that boat to kill us all

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#28056
4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Wait it’s the left’s fault that Trump is president?

Facts: I can't stand Trump but I know how to profit off his stupid bitchass greedy ways

You dipshits are too stupid to realize that right wing, left wing, chicken wing both wings of the same shithawk. We should be all kill the masters but instead you think left vs right congrats you useful idiot.

Good fucking god you people are too stupid enjoy the catbox of shit your government has planned for you in the great taking in the fourth turning.

I will be laughing not with you but at you

GFY serious.... https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gold-silver-jump-september-rate-051752169.html

#28059
4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I would go with a company that calls self “Patriot” something or other…. Unless there is another company who calls itself “Patriot, Patriot”, or “More Patriot”. 

It’s going to be like the phone books in the 70s: AAAPatriot will be supplanted by AAAAPatriot

#28060
23 hours ago, Da Fino said:

I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 

Well, it wasn't a fall with visible scarring

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#28061
23 hours ago, Da Fino said:

I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 

Let me tell ya something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. Just fabulous stuff.

#28062
7 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Why aren't they showing his hands? Or releasing the Epstein files?


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#28063

Trump really has made racism great again:

Trickle-down racism: Trump's effect on whites’ racist dehumanizing attitudes

 

Highlights

  • Racially dehumanizing attitudes can be influenced by political elites.
  • Trump supporters expressed more racially dehumanizing beliefs toward Black people after the 2016 presidential election.
  • Trump opponents expressed less racially dehumanizing beliefs about Black people after the 2016 presidential election.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-approval-rating-polls-cover-100112160.html

 

#28064
8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Trump really has made racism great again:

Trickle-down racism: Trump's effect on whites’ racist dehumanizing attitudes

 

 

Highlights

  • Racially dehumanizing attitudes can be influenced by political elites.
  • Trump supporters expressed more racially dehumanizing beliefs toward Black people after the 2016 presidential election.
  • Trump opponents expressed less racially dehumanizing beliefs about Black people after the 2016 presidential election.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-approval-rating-polls-cover-100112160.html

 

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#28065
9 hours ago, HenryJames said:
shout-out to everyone who had Stupider Gulf Of Tonkin for Venezuela on their bingo cards

 

Eleven dead, I read. Who wouldn’t take this administration’s word about the boat’s origins and occupants? I mean, who cares? The death cult is hungry for snuff porn.

#28067
8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Falling for the divide distract and conquer agenda, supporting criminals, thinking you are morally/virtually superior? Yeah deserves got everything to do with it.

Not saying you personally did but the leftist trashfire shitboxes absolutely did.

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You should be bitching about how Trump's piece of shit greedy ass is so desperate for cheap capital we have blown past $22 trillion in debt and can't service it and are now headed into hyper inflation but instead focus on the dogshyte you have learned from being a mind controlled slave.

I really can't wait till the vast majority of the denizens on this forum get their comeuppance for being so zealously stupid. 

Show us your Corvette and date you imported from Latvia next

#28068
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Eleven dead, I read. Who wouldn’t take this administration’s word about the boat’s origins and occupants? I mean, who cares? The death cult is hungry for snuff porn.

Yeah I had a hard time finding anything close to 11 people in that IR image of the boat posted earlier ... not that I want or need 11 ppl dead. 

#28069
9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Falling for the divide distract and conquer agenda, supporting criminals, thinking you are morally/virtually superior? Yeah deserves got everything to do with it.

Not saying you personally did but the leftist trashfire shitboxes absolutely did.

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You should be bitching about how Trump's piece of shit greedy ass is so desperate for cheap capital we have blown past $22 trillion in debt and can't service it and are now headed into hyper inflation but instead focus on the dogshyte you have learned from being a mind controlled slave.

I really can't wait till the vast majority of the denizens on this forum get their comeuppance for being so zealously stupid. 

Paystub or gtfo.

You wouldn't happen to be a nurse, would you?

#28070
29 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah I had a hard time finding anything close to 11 people in that IR image of the boat posted earlier ... not that I want or need 11 ppl dead. 

Fair enough. I didn’t watch the video .

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#28071
2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Fair enough. I didn’t watch the video .

TBF I didn't see the video. Only saw a still photo. So who knows? But they lie about damn near everything, so ...

#28075
15 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Me watching you fucking freakazoid dipshits lose your minds as bullion rides higher.

I'm going to talk shit to you until I finally get banned your world view sucks shit through a giant straw.

Get ready you fucking deserve all of the upcoming hell

Something about "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

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#28076
16 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Me watching you fucking freakazoid dipshits lose your minds as bullion rides higher.

I'm going to talk shit to you until I finally get banned your world view sucks shit through a giant straw.

Get ready you fucking deserve all of the upcoming hell

I will never understand these MAGA cunts. Celebrating as their country crumbles around them because the other side is unhappy. It's like two people getting in a car crash. Both cars are totaled. Yet you crawl out laughing because the other guy is Bob the accountant. Last year he fucked your wife and she left you. No matter how much you laugh you still have to deal with your insurance and the totaled car. Just like Bob does. And Bob is still fucking your wife. 

#28077

I figured the garbage being tossed out of the White House window was ai but apparently the WH acknowledged it. Plausible explanation.

One reader’s take on the bag that was thrown out of the window of the White House.

 

#28078

Ya know, a lot of people are saying it was the manliest poop bag ever.  I don't know, but that's what they're saying.

#28079
16 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I will never understand these MAGA cunts. Celebrating as their country crumbles around them because the other side is unhappy. It's like two people getting in a car crash. Both cars are totaled. Yet you crawl out laughing because the other guy is Bob the accountant. Last year he fucked your wife and she left you. No matter how much you laugh you still have to deal with your insurance and the totaled car. Just like Bob does. And Bob is still fucking your wife. 

Oddly specific. 

#28081
4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Oddly specific. 

I know a little too much about Pimphand

#28082

From the take it with a grain of salt file, considering the Times of India’s mixed factual reputation, though there is supposed to be video of the exchange: Putin and Xi, at a Chinese military parade, with KJU looking on, spoke of using organ transplants to live 150 years. And longer.

The story casts China as the new world center, especially with the US president wrapped in rumor of failing health.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/europe/putin-xi-rare-hot-mic-moment-with-kim-present-leaders-discuss-immortality-watch/articleshow/123678680.cms

 

#28086

lol, did that dildo just come in here, throw shit all over the walls, show us his bullion collection, and then wipe his tiny nuts across the desk on the way out? what a weirdo

#28088
14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, did that dildo just come in here, throw shit all over the walls, show us his bullion collection, and then wipe his tiny nuts across the desk on the way out? what a weirdo

Yup he is a rich bitch ya'll!  Although, you would think he could afford something better than a Walmart clearance rug

#28090
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

I figured the garbage being tossed out of the White House window was ai but apparently the WH acknowledged it. Plausible explanation.

One reader’s take on the bag that was thrown out of the window of the White House.

 

Yep, the WH acknowledged it, and Trump still contradicted them later, claiming it was probably AI. Just like every good sociopath, lying when there's no need to lie, or even when there's no advantage gained by lying.

#28091

Listening to Trump in the Oval Office. How anybody can watch this and say, "This is my guy" -- it's absolutely incredible. And sad.

#28093

These places have always been murdery af, too ...

Political theater.

 

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#28094
2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

From the take it with a grain of salt file, considering the Times of India’s mixed factual reputation, though there is supposed to be video of the exchange: Putin and Xi, at a Chinese military parade, with KJU looking on, spoke of using organ transplants to live 150 years. And longer.

The story casts China as the new world center, especially with the US president wrapped in rumor of failing health.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/europe/putin-xi-rare-hot-mic-moment-with-kim-present-leaders-discuss-immortality-watch/articleshow/123678680.cms

 

Brain seems like it'd be a problem. Their solution is probably some fantasy about using a computer instead and somehow uploading consciousness/memory to it. Fucking dumb.

#28096
17 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep, the WH acknowledged it, and Trump still contradicted them later, claiming it was probably AI. Just like every good sociopath, lying when there's no need to lie, or even when there's no advantage gained by lying.

there was a point in his press conference yesterday when he was asked about the speculation around his health and within 30 seconds he said he hadn't seen anything online about it and then said he'd seen some of the rumors.  he literally can't not lie.

#28097
10 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Brain seems like it'd be a problem. Their solution is probably some fantasy about using a computer instead and somehow uploading consciousness/memory to it. Fucking dumb.

I just caught up on the last 15 or so eps of black mirror, so i know how this can work. I also know that if we can upload his brain to digital space, we can just put it into a simulated environment and he can rule forever on a dell server blade in the corner. 
 

of course since we are ourselves in a simulation, there is a bit of an inception type infinite mirror situation here. 

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And it’s Trumps all the way down

#28098
19 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Me watching you fucking freakazoid dipshits lose your minds as bullion rides higher.

I'm going to talk shit to you until I finally get banned your world view sucks shit through a giant straw.

Get ready you fucking deserve all of the upcoming hell

I mean I have a safe full of bullion. But I am not sure what good that bullion does me if the country collapses around me.

Kind of damning if even you expect upcoming hell to be the result of Trump's policies.

#28099
2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I mean I have a safe full of bullion. But I am not sure what good that bullion does me if the country collapses around me.

Kind of damning if even you expect upcoming hell to be the result of Trump's policies.

That is one of the things that cracks me up about the crypto bros and the goldbugs stocking up on those things "in case of total societal collapse."

Dude.  In the event of total society collapse, the only currency of any value are (1) ammo, (2) food, and (3) drugs.

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#28100
Trump: Newsom didn't allow the water to come from the pacific northwest. I demanded that to be open. If that were open. You wouldn't have had the fire because all the sprinklers would've worked in the houses.

 

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