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1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Good luck finding the Prime Minister's house or Parliament

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, we know from past events that the Texas governor’s mansion is…flammable. 

And also, you don't get caught for testing that.

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This cannot be real. I need video. 

 

This cannot be real. I need video. 
 

It’s not real.
Just now, scottsins said:


It’s not real.

But could have happened. 

1 minute ago, scottsins said:


It’s not real.

How many times have we seen people make that look when Trump is talking? It might as well be real. 

 

Knew it wasn’t real because the first pic isn’t orange enough

Just because he shit himself doesn't mean he's "panicked."

I mean we are pretty much allies with Rome on the list of fallen empires so I don't see what the problem is

 

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

This cannot be real. I need video. 

 

Is her reaction being caused by her ears or her nose?

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

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I haven’t been a huge fan of Rage’s music but I sat across from him at a restaurant that had community seating. Super smart guy. Actually, he blew me away with how smart he was. Nice too. 

As soon as I graduated college, I made the mistake of chasing/moving up to my long distance girlfriend in Seattle. I found a job bartending at a place in Madison Park, and immediately broke up with her.
The clientele that I was honored to serve/meet were, Tom Morello, Dave Grohl, Pete Yorn, and Peter Buck (REM).
EVERY SINGLE ONE of them came solo, and while the bar was dead (during the day), and ordered food. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them started the conversation, and asked me about ME. Even when I’d obviously figured out who they were.
I will say this; those guys will forever have my respect. Not for who they were, but for how they were to me, as a nobody.

*I lied. I’ll always respect them for who they are/were.
1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:


As soon as I graduated college, I made the mistake of chasing/moving up to my long distance girlfriend in Seattle. I found a job bartending at a place in Madison Park, and immediately broke up with her.
The clientele that I was honored to serve/meet were, Tom Morello, Dave Grohl, Pete Yorn, and Peter Buck (REM).
EVERY SINGLE ONE of them came solo, and while the bar was dead (during the day), and ordered food. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them started the conversation, and asked me about ME. Even when I’d obviously figured out who they were.
I will say this; those guys will forever have my respect. Not for who they were, but for how they were to me, as a nobody.

*I lied. I’ll always respect them for who they are/were.

Legit cool story bro. Damn. 

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4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

 EVERY SINGLE ONE of them started the conversation, and asked me about ME. 

What’s so great about you?

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

7 hours ago, Gap03 said:

The lady bringing up the rear looked like she was disappointed they got this guy instead of the Subway Chucker.

When she pleaded, I immediately thought of Cool Hand Luke:

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Profiles in lacking self-awareness.

Gee, I wonder how it became broken and politicized. Was it like that, say this time last year?
8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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This is a simple truth.  The Epstein shit is the stuff of MAGA/QAnon's wet dreams, and Donald Trump's emergence as Epstein's close friend, cheerleader, and most likely accomplice and client, is like a bucket of cold water on that wet dream.

This is a simple truth.  The Epstein shit is the stuff of MAGA/QAnon's wet dreams, and Donald Trump's emergence as Epstein's close friend, cheerleader, and most likely accomplice and client, is like a bucket of cold water on that wet dream.

(shown dozens of videos of Trump fucking children over the years, backed up by signed affidavits from the victims as well as witnesses) “Interesting. Trump is clearly covering for someone. Probably Obama. But why??”
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

It actually increases the rate of cuts and abrasions. Many scientists believe it contributes to autism. If you use it on a corpse, the corpse becomes even more dead!

4 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

The Politics Board at Tigerdroppings has people calling for a return to segregation.

You have to be fucking kidding me

I got through three posts.

Fuck the South. Let the South rise again and encourage its secession. Then nuke it from space. I hate hating my country and state. Hate it.

10 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

The Politics Board at Tigerdroppings has people calling for a return to segregation.

You have to be fucking kidding me

Has anyone asked if this would also apply to collegiate football, or sports in general?

I don't care to venture forth, but as I suspect, logical thought has no place there.

 

 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck the South. Let the South rise again and encourage its secession. Then nuke it from space. I hate hating my country and state. Hate it.

Except now we have a federal government that will support the South, probably even take up arms in its defense.

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It actually increases the rate of cuts and abrasions. Many scientists believe it contributes to autism. If you use it on a corpse, the corpse becomes even more dead!

I got through three posts.

Fuck the South. Let the South rise again and encourage its secession. Then nuke it from space. I hate hating my country and state. Hate it.

I'm more for the states seceding that are net positive contributors if it came to that.  Let those that rely on the feds the most have them.  We'd have to move but that's ok.

To be clear, in my heart I'm not for any breakup of this country but it does seem plausible.

16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Except now we have a federal government that will support the South, probably even take up arms in its defense.

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God fuck us, every one!

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Wild that the secret service let this happen, but I imagine they're just a bunch of incompetents by now.

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Wild that the secret service let this happen, but I imagine they're just a bunch of incompetents by now.

I certainly hope so.

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Wild that the secret service let this happen, but I imagine they're just a bunch of incompetents by now.

The same group that let him stand up and pump his fist after getting shot instead of rushing him off the stage and to the hospital? Yeah, they're massively incompetent. 

Wild that the secret service let this happen, but I imagine they're just a bunch of incompetents by now.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

It actually increases the rate of cuts and abrasions. Many scientists believe it contributes to autism. If you use it on a corpse, the corpse becomes even more dead!

I got through three posts.

Fuck the South. Let the South rise again and encourage its secession. Then nuke it from space. I hate hating my country and state. Hate it.

meh, they would fail again, only this time the other half would gladly let them go and watch them become the next East Germany.  

If they had segregation, every time black people started to succeed, we would have the new Klan and bombings. They would take over land for new highways (“racist highways”) and make sure they never were successful. And then complain that they need to be eliminated. This always starts with separation. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Wild that the secret service let this happen, but I imagine they're just a bunch of incompetents by now.

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:


The notion that this is a white nation for white people is very much an open discussion among Rs

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOYf1ZzDQue/?igsh=MWFveHZhdmJiN3ZsaA==

Oh.  I don't think it's an "open discussion."  We bolted right ahead to "it's a settled matter."  It is the official policy of the United States and the State of Texas that this is a white nation for white people, and anyone else who MIGHT live here is subject to that hierarchy.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Wild that the secret service let this happen, but I imagine they're just a bunch of incompetents by now.

You'd see Obama or Biden going out to dinner or lunch in DC once in a while, but never for Dotard - yesterday was the first time he's dined in DC outside of his own hotel. And now you know why. Code Pink may have noticed the Secret Service advance team, or perhaps they heard through a friend working at the restaurant. They snagged a last minute reservation not knowing what was going to happen but it turned out the entire cabinet was dining there. 

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