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Goddammit.  I misspelled omelette.  That really weakens the punch of the metaphor.

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes .....

 

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Chris Kouffman on X: "He might not have known it, but I think Tucker Carlson  has been perfecting his confused dog face for this exact moment, like A  Prayer for Owen Meany.

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

One of these is not like the other… 🎶

I bet those soldiers wish they didn’t fire all those senior JAG officers…

They’re going to end up like Duterte in the Hague

9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

America’s Ground Proximity Warning is screaming at us.

 

Doesn't matter.  We're Germanwings Flight 9525, being deliberately flown into a mountain.  The "terrain! terrain! PULL UP!" is just background noise at this point.

Oh, and half the people on the plane are cheering on the pilot as he does so, even though the crash will kill everyone, including them.  Fucking insane.

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“It’s still the Biden economy!”

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Future Luigis are probably watching Trump's pardon list pretty closely ...

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“Justice is reserved for the well-connected.”

Yeah, no. That ain’t justice. That is far from Justice. 
 

Here’s the headline: “Justice cannot touch the well connected.” Which explains the Luigi fandom.

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1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

“Justice is reserved for the well-connected.”

Yeah, no. That ain’t justice. That is far from Justice. 
 

Here’s the headline: “Justice cannot touch the well connected.”

At least the peasants have football.

I thought we were getting some deep cuts bard stuff for a moment, but alas...

5 minutes ago, bluto said:

Actually knew a member in TA, csb

Saw them open for Okkervil River in a tiny little venue in San Diego circa 2010. Place had like 7 foot ceilings. Blew the doors off 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Those civil fines were simply "re-routed" to Dear Leader's checking account.

Trump asked today in the Oval Office about Leticia James: "I don't really know anything about it. She certainly looks like she's very guilty of something, but I don't really know anything about it." 

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If Fox news covered D-day....

 

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Good job, news media, nobody could have seen this coming. 

Other than non-morons, I mean. 

 

Brian Taylor Cohen paints this is a less flattering light (big shock) than Kaitlyn Collins.



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Just saw an ice recruitment ad on the Iowa Rutgers game. $50k signing bonus. Fuck these putos. 

39 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Yes, yes, we are.

8 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 


We’re so far past this but imagine this happening under a democratic regime.

Whooo boy.

 

8 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s really the question: do Trump supporters/voters actually have the stomach to see through all the cruel policies they voted for?

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25 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s really the question: do Trump supporters/voters actually have the stomach to see through all the cruel policies they voted for?

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I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

I'm not sure white women are the problem.

 

14 hours ago, David Dennison said:

At least the peasants have football.

Texas Longhorns, Arch Manning win ...

On 9/18/2025 at 7:40 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I’m starting to struggle with my love of football (and sports in general), as they have become the opiate of the masses while we as a nation are numb to the fascist takeover of our country. 
 

As long as people have their NFL, that’s all they can be bothered with. It has completely taken over the dumbass populace and the oligarchs know it. By the time the season is over, project 2025 will be mostly complete or in motion. And many people will just be blissfully awaiting the next season. 

I've thought that for some time, actually.  The wife (no pics) and I were watching the Cowboys doc on Netflix and I was telling her that the biggest change in sports in my lifetime is the NFL being completely dominant not just in sports but in pop culture.  Monday Night Football used to be like the #10 rated show or something and now random games are getting +20M viewers.  Philly/Chiefs got like 30M.  

It's totally eclipsed even other sports.  I used to like sports talk radio/podcasts but most of them are NFL centric even in the spring and summer.  I just don't give any fucks at all about where Aaron Rogers is going but they're still yammering on about it in July.

Anyway, I think you're right in that it's the opiate that almost everyone is in on.  It's the reason ABC should have pushed back on the Kimmel firing.  "Pull out license?  OK.  We'll shut down ESPN."

 

11 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Just saw an ice recruitment ad on the Iowa Rutgers game. $50k signing bonus. Fuck these putos. 

My plan is to apply, deposit the $50k then have my bone spur flare up. 

We keep hearing about threats to pull a network’s license, but, and someone please correct me if I’m wrong, the actual broadcast network doesn’t possess a broadcast license. Except in the case of owned & operated local stations, the networks don’t own the spectrum. The local stations own the licenses so it’s the companies like Tegna, Sinclair, Nexstar, etc that own the actual licenses that the regime keeps on threatening. 

37 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

White women ain’t gonna do shit

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

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Sure, they’ve been more than willing to watch the suffering that’s already happened, but:

42 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

This.  Restrictions on birth control, restrictions on women voting and working, mass extermination or imprisonment of people based on religion, race, gender, sexual preference, economic status, or political affiliations…these are all things we are on track to start seeing and I am not sure Trump supporters will stay faithful through all of that.  It might be too late to change anything by the time they wake up, so it might not matter.

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55 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

That’s not the only right they will strip from white women, so they won’t be a problem at the voting booth 

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1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

 

thats the plan in Texas 

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