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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shouldn’t they know that?

 

Why would a bunch of believers in God care what He wrote in some book 2000 years ago?  They're kicking in their 10%.  Let the intellectual elitist nerds read stupid old books.

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This is the mentality we are dealing with, to varying degrees…

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fortunately or unfortunately Stacy is probably a bot

An evil fembot?

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56 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Your Rapture guy sucks.  Around the same time another guy invented a whole religion with magic underwear and everything and they control the state of Utah now.  The Rapture guy is definitely an under achiever compared to Joseph Smith. 

Don't forget this guy...

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4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Making DC Great Again....

 

That's it? From the entire deployment. 

There's crews of 7-8 hispanic dudes here in Texas that could do that in a weekend.

 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

That's it? From the entire deployment. 

There's crews of 7-8 hispanic dudes here in Texas that could do that in a weekend.

 

But they’d all be brown while doing it. NG is only partly brown. 

29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Making DC Great Again....

 

270 feet of fencing cracks me up

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

 

 

Considering that the president admitted to all of us that he just wants Comey and others prosecuted as revenge for what happened to him, Comey's attorneys should have a good time with this.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

 

 

You know, stuff.

16 minutes ago, bluto said:

270 feet of fencing cracks me up

Tom Sawyer was spotted lounging, watching the National Guard do their thing....

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

Jim Comey you say?

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1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

This is the mentality we are dealing with, to varying degrees…

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Child protective services needs to see this, and I'm 100% serious.

 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Making DC Great Again....

 

Can I request Trump send the national guard to my house to clear out illegals and deter crime? I have some major landscaping work that needs completing.

22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Child protective services needs to see this, and I'm 100% serious.

 

They’ll have a hard time taking the kids away from some nerd in an underground bunker outside of Shanghai.

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

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Obviously there was no war between the two countries, Trump just said he stopped it. - MAGA, probably

the state of alabama deserves him.

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Making DC Great Again....

 

How was the bake sale?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At a cost of?

At this point does it matter? Whatever it is it's pennies compared to the $$$ trillons they're stealing from us. This is probably the most productive any of trump spending this year has been. 

Time to put down the calculators and pick up the pitchforks

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

 

 

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The Bible says the Antichrist will

— Deceive with religion – he will appear spiritual but actually turn people away from Christ (Matthew 24:24; 1 John 2:22).
— Be a deceiver – he will mislead people while appearing strong or righteous (1 John 2:18, 2 Thessalonians 2:9).
— Exalt himself – he will set himself up as the greatest, boasting and demanding loyalty (2 Thessalonians 2:4).
— Speak blasphemously – he will speak arrogantly and against God (Revelation 13:5–6).
— Be lawless – he will disregard rules, norms, and higher authority (2 Thessalonians 2:3).
— Gain global influence – he will be admired and followed by multitudes (Revelation 13:7–8).
— Use deceptive signs – he will use spectacle to keep people convinced (2 Thessalonians 2:9–10; Matthew 24:24).

 

 

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

 

 

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I'm in awe at what a world class piece of shit the dotard is. I can't understand how anyone tolerates him, much less the worship by so many of these lunatics. 

I'm in fucking wonderment that such a large percentage of this country support such a brazenly shitty and petulant human being. 

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Trump is not going to like that Kimmel was fired and is now not fired. Eat shit, Donald. 

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20 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities .

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21 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

And not one cent is in writing.

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Trump is not going to like that Kimmel was fired and is now not fired. Eat shit, Donald. 

It's the Big Beautiful Fuck You! to Donnie

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

 

 

 

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42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The Bible says the Antichrist will

— Deceive with religion – he will appear spiritual but actually turn people away from Christ (Matthew 24:24; 1 John 2:22).
— Be a deceiver – he will mislead people while appearing strong or righteous (1 John 2:18, 2 Thessalonians 2:9).
— Exalt himself – he will set himself up as the greatest, boasting and demanding loyalty (2 Thessalonians 2:4).
— Speak blasphemously – he will speak arrogantly and against God (Revelation 13:5–6).
— Be lawless – he will disregard rules, norms, and higher authority (2 Thessalonians 2:3).
— Gain global influence – he will be admired and followed by multitudes (Revelation 13:7–8).
— Use deceptive signs – he will use spectacle to keep people convinced (2 Thessalonians 2:9–10; Matthew 24:24).

 

 

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--The beast will have a mortal head wound that will heal itself and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast-Revelation 13:3

10 minutes ago, DallasHorn26 said:

--The beast will have a mortal head wound that will heal itself and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast-Revelation 13:3

For realz.  For all these "Bible-believin' Christian" types, who believe the Bible is the literal, inerrant word of God....man, they sure do like skipping over some words.  Some really important ones, I'd suggest.

Honestly, the fucking biblical prophecies on this are uncomfortably uncanny.  As @Ghost of LL commented a while back, "I was thinking that maybe I didn't believe in Christ, but now I've seen the actual prophesied Antichrist come to life, and I think 'huh, there may be something to that Bible stuff.'"

I mean, the logical explanation is that humanity has always had guys like this, we've for whatever reason always had a real weakness for falling for and rewarding their bullshit, and early Christians wanted believers to steer clear either (1) for everyone's benefit, and/or (2) because they didn't want competition. 

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I mean, the logical explanation is that humanity has always had guys like this, we've for whatever reason always had a real weakness for falling for and rewarding their bullshit, and early Christians wanted believers to steer clear either (1) for everyone's benefit, and/or (2) because they didn't want competition. 

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Unfortunately there are also always more kneelers than standers and superheroes aren't real.  

51 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Trump is not going to like that Kimmel was fired and is now not fired. Eat shit, Donald. 

His social media posts about this will be unhinged. Well, more unhinged than normal, if that's possible.

2 minutes ago, faps said:

His social media posts about this will be unhinged. Well, more unhinged than normal, if that's possible.

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21 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I mean, the logical explanation is that humanity has always had guys like this, we've for whatever reason always had a real weakness for falling for and rewarding their bullshit, and early Christians wanted believers to steer clear either (1) for everyone's benefit, and/or (2) because they didn't want competition. 

If you've never come across this channel and are interested in a more secular discussion of religious studies, this is a good one. It's really great. Certainly, I'm not a religious scholar, nor a believer, but I love this guy's videos. He does an excellent job breaking down the concept of the "antichrist" for early Christians.

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This stupid assface couldn't even be bothered to learn how to pronounce acetaminophen before reading the statement that his moronic HHS secretary has solved the autism puzzle and it's caused by Tylenol.

I went to Trumps truth social to see if he said anything about Kimmel and was treated with this image top of the page. I went ahead and just backed out and moved on lol.

 

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

 

 

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