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18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

He definitely was/is on Ozympic, and was pissed that it didn't work.

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24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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How long until Trump claims his uncle was the one who first linked Tylenol to autism?    So did Trump find out some C-suite from Kenvue said something mean about him?    Or what Tylenol alternative do they plan on launching next month?  

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2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

How long until Trump claims his uncle was the one who first linked Tylenol to autism?    So did Trump find out some C-suite from Kenvue said something mean about him?    Or what Tylenol alternative do they plan on launching next month?  

 

1. the orange dumbass doesn't give a shit about autism or any american's health 

2. the orange dumbass's stake on all this ....

Nobel Price in Medicine !!!!

 

 

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1. the orange dumbass doesn't give a shit about autism or any american's health 

2. the orange dumbass's stake on all this ....

Nobel Price in Medicine !!!!

 

 

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*Noble.

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

The first documented case of autism was diagnosed in 1943 by Leo Kanner, an Austrian-American psychiatrist.
 

Tylenol was introduced in 1955 by McNeil Laboratories as Children's Tylenol Elixir, a prescription-only, aspirin-free pain and fever reducer for children. 

 

The dumbest people. Just the absolute dumbest. And we made it happen. 

I really can’t take this shit anymore. How does this happen???!??!

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really can’t take this shit anymore. How does this happen???!??!

Well, you see Gwen Stefani was making a lot of money as a coach on The Voice, and that pissed the host of The Apprentice off.  Then there were some jokes at a White House Correspondents Dinner....

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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Well, I went to numerous pediatrician appointments; but I didn't second guess shit.  Whatever doc said to get, them kids got it.

You cared so little for your children that you didn't even do your own research?!? You monster!

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well, you see Gwen Stefani was making a lot of money as a coach on The Voice, and that pissed the host of The Apprentice off.  Then there were some jokes at a White House Correspondents Dinner....


The short track speed skater helmet hairstyle always cracked me up. 

 

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

DOTUS is speaking at the UN GA tomorrow?  That should go well.

I hope that they laugh at him like last time

11 hours ago, texas08 said:

America first!!!

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But sure, let’s keep poor Americans from getting any aid!!!

Macklecono assured me this guy was crushing it

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19 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Macklecono assured me this guy was crushing it

Only thing he's crushing is the pube fro sideburns look.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really can’t take this shit anymore. How does this happen???!??!

It’s made me question my own sanity multiple times. Seemingly much more so lately… it’s all been so unbelievable that I can’t even think of the proper hyperbole to use at this point.

Judging by the headlines across the board tonight, I'd be willing to bet Tylenol's lawyers got ahead of this story with a few carefully worded "if you dare publish this shit" notes to various media companies.

Just like a lot of MAGA faithful tried hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin for the virus-that-didn’t-exist, I guess we’ll see a trend of sick MAGA pregnant women avoiding Tylenol. Unfortunately, some of their feverish kids will be denied its benefits.

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another maga question ....

why does trump think a 12 yo is sexually active ?

 

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Damn, just posted this in RFK thread and was coming to X-post it
5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

 But you still gotta get your dip tet right?!

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Odds that Ana is in the ER right now seeking ivermectin treatment for the erection he’s had for over four hours?

Some journo has to take one for the team and ask as clearly and cleanly as possible “Mr president, are you retarded”

Just now, bluto said:

Some journo has to take one for the team and ask as clearly and cleanly as possible “Mr president, are you retarded”

Gen X would come spontaneously in unison

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:


he seems fine to me. 

 

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lol

 

9 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

You cared so little for your children that you didn't even do your own research?!? You monster!

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Yeah but the alternative was a black lady.

What was American supposed to do?

7 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

Just like a lot of MAGA faithful tried hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin for the virus-that-didn’t-exist, I guess we’ll see a trend of sick MAGA pregnant women avoiding Tylenol. Unfortunately, some of their feverish kids will be denied its benefits.

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Replace "the announcement on autism" with "SurlyHorns" and you got yourself a permanent motto.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Replace "the announcement on autism" with "SurlyHorns" and you got yourself a permanent motto.

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14 hours ago, Underdog said:

Not according to @realgreggym 

Pretty sure he drowned staring into the rain, like a guinea hen.

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 But you still gotta get your dip tet right?!

Mind his little fontanelle!

 

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The Tylenol announcement has nothing to do with curing autism and everything to do with being able to claim that he cured autism.

He’ll just add it to his list of grievances, along with inflation and the 10+ wars he’s stopped as things people don’t give him credit for, ignoring the obvious fact of them still existing.

Hahahahaha this country is so fucking retarded. 

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